What really funny jokes have happened around you?

Deaf and dumb? ? The thing is, my friends and I went to the food court for dinner. In these places, there are usually some disabled people who come to seek help. Basically I can't help it every time. Give me ten dollars and five dollars. But this time, I didn't give it. At that time, a man came up to us, pointed to his ear and mouth, and said that he was deaf-mute. He also brought a charity donation handbook, as if he could write his name on it as long as he gave money. Later, my friend waved and said that he didn't want to give money. The deaf-mute looked a little unhappy and left. Turn around and say you don't have any cash, or I'll help. As a result, this person suddenly turned around and took out the payment codes of WeChat and Alipay. My friends and I are stupid, and there are not only many question marks in our hearts, but also many lying troughs. When my friends and I were stunned, this? Deaf and dumb? The kind that ran away and never came back. You never saw this again when you went to the food court? Deaf and dumb? Well, maybe she went to work. She should have figured it out long ago, don't you think? Disabled people? You can also be self-reliant.

Or remind you, for those in various places? Disabled people? Be sure to confirm before choosing whether to help. Now many people with bad intentions come to cheat money. Who are they during the day? Disabled people? You may be active in major bars at night.

It's no coincidence to scan the code to give gifts. It was very hot that day, and my friends and I were watching the computer. Just going out for a while, I met a person to chat up, saying that scanning the code pays attention to the official account of WeChat (actually helping to unseal the micro-signal) and sent a fan. People sent the fan directly to you first, which was a bit of a push, but I was a little shameless and took the fan directly, saying that my mobile phone was turned off and there was nothing I could do. My friend didn't follow my advice to scan the code, but it didn't pop up, and the unsealing failed. The man asked my friend for a fan and then turned to me to get it back. What did I say at the moment? My mobile phone is dead. sorry ? Then I took my friend away, but the drama program just started now.

In the evening, I went to eat with my friends. This place is about 5 kilometers away from where we went to see the computer. Because it is a roadside stall, someone comes with a glowing balloon and says that you can get one by scanning the code and paying attention to the official WeChat account. When we looked up and he lowered his head, there was a sudden embarrassment. Isn't this the man we met at noon today? He seems to be aware of the problem. After a short stay, he stopped waiting and talking and turned away directly.

The two short stories I shared are very funny and true enough. However, I also want to remind everyone to prevent cheating. For those fake disabled people, we don't need sympathy at all. We really should pay attention to those who have their own abilities. We can help them through the local rescue station for the disabled. As for those gifts that scan the code on the street to pay attention to the official account of WeChat, they basically let you scan the code to help unblock the micro-signal. It seems that this thing can only be used once a month, so it is better to keep it. In case the WeChat of friends and relatives is stolen, you can also help.