What are the lyrics of Samuel Hui's "sales contract"?

Su Xia went to the Jade Emperor before she was born.

Listen to the giant talk about D secular laws and regulations.

Before a baby is reborn, he must go to the Jade Emperor to listen to his teachings and various secular rules.

If you screw up a sales contract, you are willing to twist your head.

Sit down and listen to the lonely family telling everything.

I picked up the deed of sale and looked around, so I quickly sat down and listened to the lonely king tell me everything.

Hey, I want your attitude. You have a rich family.

(Hey ~ I want you to be awesome, you must be well-off)

I suggest Langli put you under the body.

If I lose my temper, you will have bad luck; Pad it at the bottom of the body. Cantonese originally meant to be buried even after death. )

Seriously shut up (really bad)

Sign a sales contract, make a deal, and then go to Fei Zhong to be baptized.

I have signed the deed of sale, paid the entrance fee and have to take the test.

Gansu shrimp will be born soon (and then the baby will be allowed to regenerate)

Sue, the shrimp is big and left. Hey, dating scholars are dragging.

When the baby grows up, he will fall in love and do shameful things; The original intention of dragging Cantonese is naughty, naughty and doing bad things, but the combination of lyrics here means falling in love.

There's no point in stealing a chicken and shouting (it's no use crying if you want to be lucky once; Shouting cantonese is crying)

Fan Guixiang talks about the wedding (going to the woman's house to talk about the wedding)

Give eight aunts a head-to-head smothering potential (for three aunts and six grandmothers)

Good son-in-law Good son-in-law, I will settle accounts with you slowly; This lyric is said in the tone of an old father-in-law, and it is a Cantonese homonym.

Hey, you can go to the fine flour department when you are free.

(hey ~ don't think it's free, don't try to be glib; The original intention of Mi Cantonese is not to try; It's tricky to look carefully.

I listen to money to drive you so that you can dig the bottom of the warehouse and walk three-body.

I'm waiting for money, so you have to take out all the money and ask for three gifts; Digging the bottom of the warehouse means taking out all the property; The correct way to write the lyrics is the three wine offerings, but the wrong way is because Cantonese is homophonic.

Sign the sales contract (second-hand house contract)

(Signed the sales contract, but also signed the house deed)

The cost of dealing with foreign mothers (better than sago)

(got the gift money; Mother-in-law means mother-in-law in Cantonese, and mother-in-law fee is a gift; Guo Jie Simi is pronounced in Cantonese, and the lyrics mean that the gift money is very expensive. I'm sorry about the money. However, Cantonese has many original meanings, which should be viewed in combination with sentences.

Gansu shrimp is about to be born (then let the baby be born; The baby here is different from the first one. At first, the first person said that the master was born again. Here, the owner grew up pregnant and was born because he gave a gift.

Land and livelihood in Hong Kong are restricted.

In order to make a living, Hong Kong people have to be restricted in many things. What is a wild Cantonese? )

Provisions on overstatement system

There are many rules and regulations in the newspaper.

Increase the difference between electricity and water charges (plus property tax, electricity and water charges; Cantonese is the property tax, especially in Hong Kong and Macao, and mainland Cantonese only says property tax)

D food is getting more and more expensive (why is it more and more expensive to buy food)

Loving couples put their hearts on their lungs.

(There are more disputes between loving couples; In Cantonese, holding your heart against your lungs means talking to each other, being troublesome and arguing. )

Hey, boobs are too closed. Training hospitals is more expensive.

(hey ~ don't be too sad, it is more expensive to sleep in the hospital when you are sick; Closed cantonese means upset and depressed)

Raise a fan class. If you are in trouble, you must pay for the books.

(raising a few children, there are hardships, but also paying tuition fees; Being dumb means being dumb and eating coptis chinensis.

Sales contract (sales contract)

How can I be tired of you all my life?

(This will drag you down for life; Doing is super hard)

Alas, in a word, ah, cat (ah, cat)

Alas, in a word, alas, Kitty, in a previous life.

(Hey ~ Anyway, everything is fine, my friend; Oh, Jidi Cantonese has the meaning of mood particles, which is similar to hoping that good things will come true and smooth sailing; There was something wrong with Cantonese in my last life.

Pure Cantonese meow (? ω? )