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Tucao funny joke story: Now Weibo is really enough, and the screen is full of poverty, poverty, ugliness, ugliness, fatness, fatness and laziness! Can't you say something that has nothing to do with me? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Gossip and funny jokes (1) 1. When I was a child, I saw others holding rabbit ears. I asked my mother, doesn't this rabbit hurt?

My mother told me that rabbits' ears are so long that people can carry them.

This sentence has been printed in my ignorant mind until one day, I saw a donkey! That day. . . I almost got kicked to death!

I went back to the company building and got into the elevator with a little girl. I saw Gu Liang take out a pen and press the door and the floor. I couldn't help grunting.

I am a neat freak. When I reached out and pressed the floor I was going to, the chrysanthemum suddenly tightened and Nima leaked electricity.

May I ask your brother's name?

B: My name is Feng.

A: Oh! Hello, Brother Feng!

B: Can you stop calling Brother Feng?

Oh, hello, brother Wen.

B: Thank you. . Can you be normal?

A: Hello, Brother Long! !

B: Thank you. . How did my father give me this name!

4. Chat with your best friend, she:? I like your son very much. He is so cute. ?

Me:? Then my son will lend it to you for a few days. ?

She:? Forget it. I will do it myself. I want an equally lovely one. ?

Me:? Then my husband will lend you a few days to play. ?

. . . I just want to ask, can I take it back?

5. There was a power outage in the community, and the owners gathered in the property to find an explanation.

Property: Can only wait. We don't know the exact time.

Someone started swearing, and the property management director pointed at me and said, look at the quality and calmness of that girl. . .

Me: I ran down the 30th floor, and I ... . I'll take a break before scolding. . .

1. Stalin went to the farm to inspect the progress of the five-year plan. He asked the farmer: Comrade, is the sweet potato harvest good this year?

The farmer said, "Very well, Comrade Stalin." If all the sweet potatoes are piled up, they will be piled up to God.

But Comrade Farmer, God doesn't exist.

The farmer said, Comrade Stalin, so is sweet potato.

2. The manager of the zoo called all the staff to talk: business has been slow recently, mainly because the park is messy and flies are swarming. Three days later, I found where there were flies, so I fired the person in charge there! ?

A keeper said with a shudder, If the fly lands on the tiger's head, shall I kill it?

3. A leader came to inspect and kindly said to a beautiful mm who was typing. Well done, take your time! The most important thing is: hurry! ?

Gossip funny joke story (3) 1, weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens: business is booming, business is booming.

When others are enjoying the year-end bonus, welfare, annual leave and bonus, I can only silently run to the balcony to dry my clothes?

Today, female colleagues go shopping for new year's goods together, leaving only male compatriots in the office.

The leader glanced at the door and said, why is there only a plug left? Where is the socket?

4. Who says China people have no faith? Going home for the New Year is a belief.

5、? Won't you say something to me soon?

? Good luck in the year of the horse?

? I love listening to this! ?

6. A little pig ran into the yard of the police station and ate the vegetables grown by the police. The director told him to catch the pig and lock it up first, then find the owner of the pig and lose the food. He looked for it for two days but couldn't find it.

The director is afraid that the pig will starve to death. When the owner finds it hard to say, let it feed!

This feed will be at the end of the year, and no one has come to claim it when the pigs grow up. After research, the institute decided to kill it and pay a New Year call to everyone!

As soon as the pig was killed, a fellow villager next to the police station came to the yard and said to the director, look, my pig made a mistake. You arrested, closed, sentenced and executed. Now you can let me collect the bodies!

7. Starting from today, you can count the days of Chinese New Year: twenty-three, honeydew sticks, twenty-four, pasting blessings, twenty-five, sweeping the house, twenty-six, stewing big meat, twenty-seven, killing roosters, twenty-eight, kneading dough, twenty-nine, steaming steamed buns, staying up all night for thirty nights, and shouting in the morning of the first day: Chinese New Year is still ugly!

8. Today is the Spring Festival. What do you want to discount most?

B: My girlfriend's leg that always runs to the mall.

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