Sketch "donation" script

Characters:

Fundraising aunt (40 years old),

Rich woman (40 years old),

Rich man (30 years old),

Female star (22 years old),

Reporter a,

Reporter b,

Female college student (19 years old),

Children (6 years old)

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Preparatory field:

"The weather is sunny and sunny, and I am in a good mood, not bad." (When the aunt comes in, the peasant woman dresses up and carries a big sack. )

"Fuyuan Garden, well, the name of this community is good. Sounds rich, but there are only two floors. Come on, it's a day's journey. Here it is. A thin camel is bigger than a horse. This is the city, and the poorest are richer than farmers. The children in the village were saved. " (Aunt said, put down her luggage and set up a donation office. )

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Scene 1:

Character: aunt, rich woman

Props: sticks, balloons, "Fuyuan Garden" pasted on the table (podium), boxes, big sacks (with small stools inside).

Scene: At the entrance of a senior villa community.

Story:

"Beibei, don't run so fast! Wait, don't run. " A rich woman chased a little hamster into her room, and the hamster was about to run to her aunt's luggage (because it was dirty and dusty).

"Be careful, mouse! Don't be afraid, miss! " With that, the aunt killed the hamster with a stick.

"Oh, my little beibei, what's the matter with you? ! Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you, you, you. . . Shoot my baby! You horrible hillbilly! How dare you? . . Oh? Dear "(the rich woman cried and was heartbroken)

"No, miss, isn't this a mouse? I thought people in your city were afraid of it. It's okay. It's just a mouse. We have many in the country. If you want, I can go back and catch one for you. " (Auntie)

"A mouse? You hillbilly, he's a pure Dutch pig! My daughter abroad gave it to me, and there are not many in the world! " (rich woman)

"No, there are foreign daughters. How old are you? " (Auntie)

"How old, how to speak? ! I dare ask how old I am. I have lived for forty years, and I have never seen anyone dare to ask me how old I am! You unreasonable hillbilly! " (rich woman)

"Forty years, oh, that you and I are about the same age, sister. I'm sorry for your loss. It's just a pig. Does it look like a mouse? Forget it. " (Auntie)

"What pig, that's a Dutch pig! Dutch pig! Who is your sister! Don't climb relatives for me, I can see many poor people like you, and the property in this community is not in charge. How can such a person be here! " (rich woman)

"Ah, it's good to see such a rich, clean and expensive animal." (Auntie)

"Rich? Of course, my daughter is high flyers from Harvard University, majoring in economics. Now she runs a company on Wall Street, and our family is short of everything! My baby's market value is 5 million, forget it, you are such a poor hillbilly, you can't afford it! I don't care about people like you. Where did you get such a big pile of rubbish? You collect garbage. Don't collect garbage here! " (rich woman)

"Oh, I don't accept garbage, sister. If you have so much money, help our village. Children in our village want to go to school. They are all good children, but our village is too poor to run a school. If you have so much money, help us. " (Auntie)

"What help, I have no extra money! I told you, you killed my little baby, and I haven't argued with you yet. How dare you ask me for money! I have no leisure time for you to spend here. It's beneath me! I have to go back and give my baby a good funeral! This is all a waste of time! ! ! "Say, leave in a hurry. (rich woman)

"Ah-this man" aunt wanted to chase, but she was still disappointed and stopped outside the community.

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Scene 2:

People: Aunt, rich (Cantonese), followed by A and B.

Props: mobile phones (2) carried by aunt, briefcase.

Story:

"Well, just when I didn't meet her just now. Fortunately, she didn't ask me to pay for her Dutch pig, but what is a Dutch pig? Why have I never seen such a small pig? I really don't know if it is a pig? " (Auntie talks to herself)

"Abalone again! Shark fin again! I've told you several times, I'm tired of eating! Can't you arrange a better one, be a little creative and ask for new elements, understand? My life cannot be modeled. Okay, okay, okay. What is this? ! Do you want out? Go home if you don't want to do it, and don't come tomorrow! Garbage! " A rich man came on stage with a mobile phone, fired a male assistant, and then smashed his mobile phone. )

"Hey, this man has money, and this time he will definitely raise money to build a school for Eva." (Aunt said, walking towards the rich man)

"Listen, you two. Be flexible, especially if you work with me. You must have brains, be creative, and have ideas to make progress! " (Rich people, seeing Benjia pick up the phone)

"Yes, yes" (Ben B)

"What are you doing! Fell down! Rachel in the province is always pestering me! " (Rich people drink)

"This gay guy, look at you, you must be very rich?" (Auntie)

"Money? Money is nothing. I don't need such dirty things now. There are also many bank cards. Since you asked, I will tell you everything. Back then, my brother Gates and I broke into a world and lived with this dress. To tell the truth, I'm tired of this kind of life, and there's nothing new. A few days ago, I invested a little money in a Rolls-Royce flagship store, swiped my card everywhere in my Mercedes, and cut the ribbon everywhere in my BMW. Now fame and fortune. If I have no money, who has money? " (Rich man) (Aunt's heart is exulting)

"A senior like you must have love!" (Auntie)

"love? Of course, charity also accounts for a large part of my career! You see, I am the largest shareholder of the newly-built world's most luxurious elderly hospital, which has been broadcast every day in the news recently. " (rich people)

"That you are so rich, just help our village. Our village wants to build a Hope Primary School, but there is no money now. If you have so much money, would you be kind enough to help us? " (Auntie)

"Have a heart, where are you from? What are you doing here? Can I help you? Somebody help me. I have no time to waste my spare money to build Hope Primary School for you! Don't ask for food here. Isn't the state subsidizing you? Just eat! Besides, I didn't donate that much money! Not enough! " (Another phone in the rich man's pocket rings)

"Don't have time for you, hurry up and don't disturb our leisure here, this is not the place where you can come to class. Go away! " (rich people)

"Go away, go away! ! "(categories A and B)

"Chairman, your call." (Ben Jia)

(Answering the phone) "Hello-Xiao Li" (The millionaire ends)

"Hey-don't go" (Aunt)

"This phone is new, if only I could change some money. But now he has fallen, really, so I don't cherish it. I don't even cherish the phone, and of course I don't have love. Forget it, it's ruined this time. People here have money, but no love! " (Aunt picks up the broken mobile phone on the ground and says)

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Scene 3:

Characters: Aunt, female star (Taiwanese), reporter A, reporter B.

Props: Aunt's signature admission ticket, microphones (2)

Story:

"Miss Rachel, Miss Rachel, is your next route to be a director?" (Reporter A)

"Miss Rachel, will your concert be held in new york normally this year?" (Reporter B)

"Miss Rachel, your popularity is so strong. If the concert venue in new york is full, do you want to consider adding more? " (Reporter A)

"Miss Rachel, sure the venue is full, you let her play, you're not talking nonsense! Talk nonsense, don't ask here, or let me ask, miss Rachel, how are your preparations for the global tour? We are looking forward to it! " (Reporter B)

"Say I ask nonsense, you are asking nonsense! Rachel is the most popular star in the world! Little paparazzi like you are really wasting people's time here! " (Reporter A)

"You are wasting your time!" (Reporter B)

Reporters a and b played the ending.

"Tired of it! Ask all day! Bored to death! " (Female star on stage)

"Ah, female stars must be very rich." (Auntie)

"Rui, Miss Rui, you must be a rich advocate to see such a bright skirt." (Auntie)

"Of course, rich, the somebody else is a film and television song amphibious star. Have you seen this Prada? Do you know how much it will cost? " (Female star shows off clothes)

"hmm? -sloppy, you are not sloppy. " (Aunt takes a look at the actress's clothes)

"What are you doing? Can you touch this dress? This dress is a unique product of Prada Prada. Do you know what this concept is? Besides, do you know how much it costs to touch a person? Don't take advantage of them, hum! " (The female star suddenly raised her voice and changed her attitude 180 degrees)

"Miss, I am a woman!" (Aunt asks in surprise)

"Who is this young lady? Who is this young lady? Dare you say that she is a lady? I am a pure jade girl! Now this society looks like a woman. Who knows if you are a man or a woman? ! Cut-people who chase others try their best to get close to me. How can others know if you are one of them? Huh? Really? Oh, really? " (Female stars disdain to leave)

"Don't go, don't go, I don't understand what you said, but I'm really a woman. I have no other meaning, just want to ask if you have love-"(Aunt stops the actress)

"Love, of course. People all over the world have adopted all kinds of cats and dogs and have their own homes in their own gardens. Every day, someone pays someone to take care of them and let them live a noble life. . . "(actress)

"Really, there is an idiom, I forgot, as if to describe such a good person as you. Since you care so much about us, you will certainly help us. A Hope Primary School will be built in our village. Children in our village can be obedient and want to go to school. Then how much do you donate, the more the better! " (Auntie)

"Donate money? Did I hear you right? I have no change to donate to you. I'm too busy at work, and I have to prepare for the concert. I run around the world every day. How can I donate money to you? Who are you? ! Forget it, ok, give you a concert ticket! " (sign your name, throw the ticket to your aunt casually, and then leave)

"Hey, what is this ticket? I wonder if it's worth it. . . "(Auntie)

Aunt studied, and two reporters rushed to grab tickets.

"mine!" (Reporter A)

"mine!" (Reporter B)

Reporter A and reporter B compete to buy tickets.

"Hey-come back" (Aunt)

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Scene 4:

Character: aunt, college student

Props: Auntie's earphone, wallet (a lot of money), one-dollar coin.

Story:

"Well, all day, haven't raised anything. How sad it will be for the children to go back. Such a big city, such a rich community, they are all so rich, but why not help us, alas. . . "(Auntie)

"There is love in my heart to welcome every day. . . "(Female college students sing)

"Ah, god never shuts one door but he opens another. This girl also looks quite rich, not bad. " (Aunt said to herself happily after hearing this)

"Ah, girl, you live here. Your family must be rich. I come from the countryside. . . "(Auntie)

"Rich, of course, rich, my dad is a big real estate developer, with a rich family. Our family accounts for 70% or 80% of the city. I am a veritable rich second generation. I went to this university just for fun. My family has plenty of money, and I can go to any university I want! In the future, I will be the sole heir to the family business, and I will never run out of Jinshan Yinshan in my life. You are from the countryside. We don't have nannies at home. There are already several. You'd better look elsewhere! " (Female college students)

"No, no, I don't want to work in the city. I want to raise some money and go back to build a Hope Primary School for the children in our village. Do you think you can? . . "(Auntie)

"Donate money? you are talking to the wrong person. I'm just a student. Where did you get the money? With what donation? ! "(Female college students)

"You see your family is so rich, your parents must have given you a lot of pocket money. Please do me a favor and help us! " (Aunt begged)

"Well, line line, I'll see if there is any change. . . "(Female college students rummaged through their wallets for a long time and finally found a one-dollar coin for their aunt.)

"ah? -Just a dollar-""Auntie

"A dollar? A dollar is good! A dollar or a hundred cents! You can build Hope Primary School with this money. " (Female college students)

"This-how to build. . . "(Auntie)

"Oh, this dollar points points, useful? Just pile some dirt in the classroom. If you are really afraid of rain, build a shed with some rags. As for the tables and chairs, just move some stones. Yes, isn't there a mountain? Lots of stones, right? Save the blackboard. It's all land Draw on the ground! ? Well, I have work to do! " (College students leave)

"Oh, I can't, textbooks, and. . . Hello-"(Aunt)

"alas. . . Forget it, I also raised a dollar. If we wait, there should be love. " (Auntie)

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Scene 5:

Character: aunt, child

Prop: Aunt's back, one yuan.

Story:

A child slipped out of the community.

"Hey, grandma, why is she sitting there? Why haven't I seen her? " (The child runs to the aunt)

"Grandma, why are you here? Do you live here? " (children)

"Oh, no, son, you live here, don't you? What a clever boy, not bad. " (Auntie)

"Mom let me play for a while and then go back. I listen to my mother very much. My mother also said that I should respect the old and love the young. " (children)

"Well, it's so cute, good good, hurry home. It is not safe for children to play by themselves. What if they meet bad people? This parent is really irresponsible. Hurry home. I have a dollar here. Go to buy candy. Good-"(aunt)

"Goodbye, Grandma" (the child runs back to the community)

"Grandma? Alas, I look so old, alas-"(aunt)

"No, what's the matter, how can I raise money for my children? Alas-child, don't run away, my money-"(Aunt leaves)

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Foreign language: 1. What I want to say is that if one day everyone really has the ability to help those who need help, then they must really help them.

Also, the Dutch pig is not a pig, but a kind of mouse, whose scientific name is guinea pig.

? March 20 12