Selected life jingles

Riding in the rain in the wild, avoiding the enemy in other places,

On a hot summer night, the power went out, and the three players were pressed for time.

2. Four Angers in Life:

See a beautiful girl, a chicken; Long-term lottery winning, wrong number;

Year after year, such as promotion, overage; Bribery at home. , sent by mistake.

3. Four new tragedies in life:

A few drops after a long drought; Meet an old friend and rival in a foreign country;

Wedding night, next door; When the gold medal was nominated, you were not there.

4. Four principles of life:

Don't argue with women, don't argue with drunkards,

If you don't compete with your colleagues, you will gain nothing.

5. Four major tragedies in life:

Borrowing for decades, the account does not count; Eight or nine children, I don't know the source;

Reclaim dozens of acres of land without rice; The groom went to meet the bride, and the bride ran away.

6. Four times in life:

Family is not warm, society has no status,

Love is frustrated, and the phone has no phone bill.

7. Four principles of life:

Smoking is good for health, gambling is good for the brain,

Shake your head without worry, fight and practice your hands and feet.

8. Four major sorrows of surfing the Internet:

QQ was stolen, the mailbox was pried,

If the URL is invalid, the Internet will be disconnected.

9. There are four kinds of odors in the world:

Stones in toilets, water in sewers,

Bullshit * * *, eat garlic mouth.

10. Four laws:

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and good horses don't eat grass back.

It is fashionable for old cows to eat young grass, and the grass in the sea is abundant!

1 1. None of these four are sensible:

You turn the table when the leader picks up the food, and you chew when the leader speaks.

The leader listens to you, and you talk nonsense about the privacy of the leader.

12. Four major projects:

Tile the Great Wall and set the equator with gold.

The steps to fence the Pacific Ocean and build Mount Everest.

13. All four are empty:

Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street;

People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome;

Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it;

The mobile phone is empty, there is no money to charge, and life is not easy.

14. Four mold men:

Marry the lion roar, find a savage girlfriend,

Meet a mean boss and make some fair-weather friends.

15. Four puzzles:

Stock speculation becomes shareholders, real estate speculation becomes landlords,

It's no use picking up girls and getting married

16. Four big things not to be taunted:

Drinking, not eating vegetables, wearing a tie and going shirtless,

The dairy house is exposed, 80 miles by bike.

17. Four small projects:

Wear gloves for flies, masks for mosquitoes,

Put fetters on mice and condoms on cockroaches.

18. Four operations:

Summing up grades by addition, accepting tasks by subtraction,

Multiplication is used for reporting work, and division is used when encountering difficulties.

19. Four ideals of modern businessmen:

Stock trading is never quilted, mahjong is never popular,

Couples have bubbles every day. If they drink too much, they won't fall down.

20. Four happy events in a new life:

Chatting with friends, shopping, meeting netizens,

Mobile phone bill, love you happy!

2 1. Four flowers in the hospital:

Queue for registration, dizziness; The doctor diagnosed that the goddess scattered flowers;

Drug charges, looking at flowers in the fog; If it doesn't heal for a long time, the cost of medicine will be wasted.

22. Four don't get sick:

Can't be sad silently, can't smoke and drink,

You can't do strenuous exercise, and you can't delete the blessing of this message.

23. Four hidden worries about buying a house in Beijing:

The house price is getting higher every day, and the attitude of the ladies is getting worse.

Illegal businessmen make false advertisements, and the competent authorities are still secretly laughing.

24. The four virtual:

The boss's kidney, the official's manuscript,

Miss's tears, the table of statistics bureau.

25. Four cowards:

Keywords stock quilt cover, stolen money,

Looking for an escort was reported, and taking Viagra was invalid.

26. Four wishes:

Mosquitoes wear masks, mice wear shackles,

Flies often bathe and bugs dance.

27. Fourth-class men:

First-rate people are carefree, second-rate people call,

Third-class men run up and down, and fourth-class men sit at home and get scolded.

28. Fourth-class women:

First-class beauty across the ocean, second-class beauty Shenzhen Zhuhai,

The third-class beauty stays in Shanghai, and the fourth-class beauty stays in the countryside.

29. Four lectures:

Be honest in the morning and loyal at noon.

Luck in the afternoon, strength in the evening.

30. Four Persistences:

Insist on eating or drinking, insist on making money and not being greedy,

Insist on liking the new and hating the old, and insist on not touching or jumping.

3 1. Four major grievances in Beijing:

The bus still uses paper tickets, and the service staff never smiles.

Mobile phone bills are flying all over the sky, and sandstorms are frequent.

32. Today's four monsters:

Cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding,

People become computer prisoners, and pets replace parents.

33. Today's four idiots:

Those who are keen to fight injustice, those who do good deeds without leaving a name,

For the love of double suicide, you lost everything and want to win.

34. Romantic men have four pains:

Lying behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he sees his lover's wife,

Talk nonsense when you meet a lady, and talk nonsense when you meet a friend.

35. The buyer's four ideals:

House prices are falling every day, and faster houses are not needed.

Property management fees are not received, and developers are extremely anxious.

36. Four ideals of girls:

Confuse the mind of a 50-year-old man and distract the attention of a 40-year-old man.

Break the waist of a 30-year-old man and let a 20-year-old man go out begging.

37. The four ideals of mankind:

Money fell from the sky, and all the handsome guys were disabled.

The beautiful woman's skull is rusted off, crying and telling me to soak.

38. Four ideals of women:

Men have broken heads and shells, and they send me money every day.

I have to wait in line for my choice, never getting old.

39. Four capable people in the company:

Promotion can be boasted, and finance can be faked.

The secretary can boast and the boss can drink.

40. Four ideals of car purchase:

The price of cars dropped, and the traffic police stopped issuing tickets.

Roads are free, and oil prices are not high.

4 1. Four principles of good people:

Watch your own people, guard your own door,

Don't go the wrong way during the day, and don't sleep in the wrong bed at night.

42. Four major fears of drinking:

One is afraid of blushing and the other is afraid of wearing glasses.

Three are afraid of wearing pigtails, and four are afraid of pulling out pills.

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