Complete lyrics of "Dream Home" in the Spring Festival Evening.

: hello! This is the sales office of the dream home. I'm Miss Cai.

General manager Zhang; I'm manager Zhang. I seriously warn you.

Dishes; Why?

Zhang; If you can't buy another house, you will have to leave.

Only; Why?

Country; Is anybody there?

Dishes; Hello, I'm Miss Chase.

Country; Don't do that.

Dishes; Why?

Country; I am the owner here. Your house has serious quality problems.

Only; You should go to the real estate industry for this matter.

Pass; The property asked me to come to you.

Dishes; Why?

Pass; How do I know why?

Country; I tell you, I know you are from the company, you are short ... all the pipes in our house are leaking. When will you repair them for me?

Only; Sorry, the construction team went home to collect wheat.

Pass; In June, you said they went back to harvest wheat. It's almost Spring Festival. How can they still collect wheat?

Dishes; They went back to grow wheat.

Pass; Uh, can they come back soon? Huh? Our house is full of water. My mother is still sitting in the closet.

Dishes; Why?

Pass; What's the matter with you? Can you do me a favor? Repair my house according to the contract? ..

Dishes; Why ... look at the contract ... turn to page 5, article 55. Hey. ..

Dishes; Here you are.

Pass; Why are there 55 here?

Dishes; In the seam ..

Pass; If the owner unilaterally thinks that there is something wrong with the quality of the house, the developer will carry out maintenance at their convenience. What do you mean? ..

Only; It means that it is not convenient for developers now.

Pass; Eh ... What if it brings inconvenience to developers for a hundred years?

Only; No, your property right is only 70 years.

Pass; you ...

Only; No ... don't worry ... don't worry ... the construction team will be back soon.

Pass; At first ... who would believe you if you said that ... Ah ... When I bought a house, you said there were 100 towering trees in this yard. Where are they?

Cai: In the garden.

Pass; There are only a few seedlings. Ah, I thought I had planted a row of onions without looking carefully.

Only; Uh ... Don't worry. In a hundred years, they will grow into towering green onions.

Pass; What?

Only; This tree has grown up ...

Pass; And ... swans are flying over your advertised neighborhood. Fish are swimming in the pond. Do you have any fish?

Only; The swan ate it.

What about swans?

Only; I'm full and flying.

Pass; Ah ... why did we all catch up?

Only; consistent

Pass; Oh, and ... Your door says buy a house and send furniture. Did you give it?

Only; Did you buy it?

Pass; What do you mean I bought it?

Only; How can I send it if you don't buy it?

Pass; How do you send it?

Cai: You bought it in a furniture store. We'll take it home for you.

Guo: That's the way to say goodbye. You are cheating. ..

Only; Why?

Guo: You know our customers are God.

Only; Oh, my God, hello.

Pass; Our hosts are your parents.

Only; Hello, Dad ... Dad, are you tired?

It's no use calling you Joe. Oh, tell you something ... If you don't solve my problem today, do you believe I won't let you buy a house?

Only; I can't sell it anyway. Do you ... do you drink water?

Pass; I don't drink.

Only; Why?

Pass; Here we go again. you ...

Cai. You ... this ... hello. I'm Miss Cai.

Difficult; Hello, I want to choose a house for my father here. I just saw the advertisement.

Pass; Furniture gifts are furniture gifts, not gifts. The fish was eaten by the swan, and the swan flew away. Am I still sitting in the closet this time?

Difficult; You're sick. ...

Only; His, uh. ...

Difficult; One foot, one foot on the ground this day, what are you talking about?

Pass; Sir .. Sir .. I tell you, when he bought a house, he treated you as a dear father, but when the house went wrong. ...

Only; Dad ... your daughter is going to lose her job ... Dad is not just. ...

Pass; Dad? Is this your father?

Only; My father has Alzheimer's disease.

Pass; You have Alzheimer's disease. ...

Only; Lost again ...

Pass; I'm telling you, this thing of yours ...

Difficult; In favor of ... the newspaper ...

Pass; Ah .. ah ..? What? what?

Difficult; My father is senile, too.

Only; Oh … I want to buy him a house in this property, which is too expensive for him. ..

Difficult; You can't buy a house when you meet people?

Only; Right, right, right. ...

Difficult; Just like my father's symptoms.

Only; oh ...

Difficult; What a nice old man! The older we are, the more filial we should be.

Pass; What do you want me to see on it?

Difficult; It's not for you to see, it's for you to tear up for fun.

Pass; Well ... you told me before ... I thought there was some news on it ... I'm not getting old. ...

Only; dad ...

Difficult; Ah, no, no, no. ...

Only; Such an old man can't choke but follow. Look at me.

Only; elegant

Difficult; Don't worry. I definitely won't buy this house.

Pass; That's right.

Difficult; Did you pay later?

Only; correct

Pass; What are you doing?

Difficult; I'll check the back.

Pass; Don't be cheated.

Only; dad ...

Pass; Big brother. I'm really not his father

Difficult; Brother, you are my father.

Pass; Brother, brother ...

Only; Er ... er ... The house is for sale now ... Oh, thank you for your help. You are my mascot.

Pass; This play is very good. I'm your father … ah … why didn't you say I was your boyfriend …

Only; ... too old ...

Pass; Ok .. are you acting ... ok ... I'll play if you play. I can't believe I can't cure you today.

Only; Mascot. Are you ... Are you hot? Let me give you a fan. Don't be angry. Mascot.

Female; Eh, eh, is this the sales department?

Only; Hello, I'm Miss Cai.

Female; Can you give me a discount?

Only; cannot

Female; No problem. Are you the manager?

Only; He is not ..

Female; I saw you kissing his ass and slapping his face.

Pass; Cai Xiao, I will take care of this guest myself. You're fired. ..

Only; Why?

Female; You went to kiss up. ...

Pass; From now on, you have nothing to do with this company … Sir, you have a good eye, hahaha …

Women's ... ha ha laugh ..

Pass; I am the manager here. This house is not for sale ... ..

Female; Don't sell ..

Pass; elegant

Female; If not, why advertise ... Alzheimer's disease? full to the brim

Only; Stay, sir. Since I have nothing to do with this company, I will tell you. Do you know why he didn't sell you the house?

Female; Why is this?

Only; Because he wants to raise the price.

Female; What?

Pass; I don't want to raise prices.

Only; Then why don't you sell it to others?

Pass; I don't sell.

Only; Why?

Pass; Why not? I don't want to sell it

Only; Or is it because of the price increase?

Pass; I don't want to raise prices.

Only; Then why don't you sell it to others?

Pass; I want to raise the price.

Only; Tell the truth.

Pass; I don't want to raise prices. ..

Only; Then why don't you buy it …

Female; Stop arguing ... profiteers, what I hate most in my life is profiteers. Look at that. Two sets, the full amount, I will sue you if you dare to mention a penny. Did you call for money later?

Only; correct

Female; Profiteer, shut up.