A funny copy like a clown

1. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

2. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor!

3. Buy water, the boss said two yuan, I said suggested retail price 1.5 yuan is on the bottle. The boss said, "I don't accept his suggestion!" " "

I often wake up from my dreams, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

6. When I am outstanding, I invite people to fight after school. He called dozens of people, but I only called one. As a result, I won, and that person was his mother.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

8. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number four times after graduation, but no one told me, but my classmates contacted me when they got married!

9. It is the season of getting up by perseverance, washing by endurance, going to work by the power of the wild, and taking a bath by explosive force.

10. The moment you get serious, it's a bit like a roadside movie.

1 1. You like cheating so much, why don't you go to the ballet?

12. A moment that should last forever, but the situation at that time was very complicated.

13. People like us who are usually smirking are normal once in a while, and people around you will think you are in a bad mood.

14. I found that some people want to find someone to fall in love with just because some places are not suitable for eating alone.

15. I always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will mean a little to enjoy my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

16. When I got up in the morning, I asked my husband to dry the quilt. It's too humid. After a while, I looked at his circle of friends and sent a photo of the quilt to the circle of friends. The note reads: "My wife bought it newly, how trendy it is!"

17. I feel that I am in love with my math teacher, because in front of the person I love, my IQ is basically zero.

18. The gentleman takes revenge, and the villain takes revenge, from morning till night.

19. How time flies! We've known each other for a year in 355 days.

20. Wandering around in the first half of my life, cooking soup in the second half, and applying eye cream all night. Beer with medlar, coke with ginseng, drink the strongest wine and take the most expensive ambulance.

2 1. Grandpa said that in their day, long live Chairman Mao was written on questions that they couldn't do in the exam, and no one dared to cross it.

22. Your fly in the ointment is that you have too many shortcomings.

23. Teacher, I will ask for leave tomorrow, because I may get sick tomorrow.

24. Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

25. I used to be a thin man, too, until one sentence changed me. You eat, eat, you are not fat. I mistakenly thought I was really not fat. The most basic human trust makes me at a loss.

26. Think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.

27. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

28. Actually, I didn't grow up on purpose, because I am afraid of heights. If I grow too tall, I'm afraid.

29. Girls with fat hands don't have to worry. In the future, the gold ring sent by her husband will be even bigger.

30. Your fly in the ointment is that you have too many shortcomings.

3 1. Looking at a temple from a distance, we can see our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 experienced people.

32. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

33. "Little black dog, your express!" "Eldest brother, my name is Xiao Mo."

34. You think people with fat faces are cute because meat doesn't grow on their faces.

Don't despair because you have no money when you are young, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money, so be strong!