How to solve smoking in corridor

I also have such a die-hard smoker in our company who can't control smoking. If I use this method, it's no use persuading him to give up smoking. Just encourage him to smoke and encourage his family to smoke. I will print out the following articles and post them in a conspicuous place in the company. Now I smoke less, which is very useful.

1. Smoking is beneficial to fertility;

If your sexual function is too strong for you or your sexual partner, I advise you to learn to smoke. This will bring harmony to your family, chinese odyssey. Please make more clouds before the baby is born and dress up your family environment as a unique fairyland on earth and an enviable paradise on earth. In this way, I can guarantee that your child will be a fairy in the future, not an ordinary person like you and me.

2. Smoking has no tooth decay;

People are often worried about tooth decay, but have you ever seen smokers who can't see tooth decay? If you want to have no cavities, I suggest you learn to smoke. Because the teeth are black, there is no tooth decay at all. Why not?

3. Smoking dogs don't bite you;

Why do smokers say that dogs dare not bite you? Because smokers are weak and prone to illness, there are many people with hunchbacks. The dog thought you were going to bend over and hit it with a stone, and didn't dare to bite you.

4. Smoking is always young;

Smoking is easy to get all kinds of cancers, because smokers don't live long, and quite a few live to 60 years old, but they are not old and die of cancer at a young age, so they are always young.

5. There is no smell in smoking mouth;

If you lack vitamin B6, you will easily have bad breath. In fact, if you want to get rid of bad breath, I suggest you learn to smoke, preferably more than 3 packs a day, so that you can smell the smoke. When you are near your boyfriend or girlfriend, she (he) can only smell your cigarette, but can't smell your chewing gum.

6. Smoking makes you more confident:

People who smoke, thieves dare not steal, because smokers often cough, thieves think they are alert and dare not start work. However, most people who lose their mobile phones in internet cafes are smokers, just because they still can't get a refreshing effect. If there are many women around you who can't stand cigarettes when you are in line, I suggest you smoke a few, because people who can't stand the smell of cigarettes will definitely walk away.

7. Smoking saves energy:

Smokers are easily favored by various cancers, such as oral cancer, nasopharyngeal cancer, esophageal cancer, lung cancer, gastric cancer, intestinal cancer and breast cancer. Smoking a few more packs of cigarettes a day can reduce the population burden on the earth and the country. If you can smoke without eating, you can also save money.

8. Smoking increases national income:

In order to promote social and economic development, a harmonious socialist society has set an example and taken action. According to the budget and survey data of some national authorities, the contribution of tobacco industry to national GDP is quite huge. Its direct economic benefits are enough to feed hundreds of millions of people in China, and the indirect benefits are countless, which can at least solve the employment problem of more than N laid-off workers.

9. Smoking makes your mind clearer:

If you have never smoked, you certainly don't know that smoking can make your thinking clearer and improve your memory. Although people often forget things in life, many people who lose their mobile phones and wallets in Internet cafes are smokers, because they don't smoke in situ and don't use them to refresh themselves. So I suggest you smoke one when you are free, which will definitely enhance your memory of cigarettes. If you don't smoke for a while, you will know that you can't stand it. If you can smoke three or four packs of cigarettes a day,

Smoking can help you lose weight;

Smoking can keep women slim and help them lose weight. Therefore, if you are thin or of medium build and a die-hard smoker, I advise you not to quit smoking. Otherwise, you will become the world's first muscular, healthy and plump girl, thus breaking the Guinness World Record and being immortal.

Smoking is fun;

Between smoking, in a smoky place, men are more gentlemanly, women are more attractive, reminiscent, and even as precious as jade. Smoking shows their dignity and their manners. Men walk away or stop pursuing when they see women smoking, while women walk away or stop worshipping when they see men smoking.

12. Smoking is beneficial for women to find partners;

In the eyes of rich and powerful men, their ideal target is a plump, healthy girl who doesn't smoke, but in the eyes of some men who just want to find a lover to play, girls who smoke are absolutely dominant. Although they don't ask you to be a permanent wife, they will definitely ask you to be a temporary lover, so girls who don't smoke often have only one husband, while girls who smoke have many temporary husbands and lovers and can play with many men.

13. Smoking donation:

According to the survey of the International Health Organization, China has the largest number of smokers in the world. Although you didn't want to donate money in the drought earthquake in the west, you made a great contribution to the GDP of China Tobacco Company and provided employment problems for the laid-off workers of the tobacco company. You gave up your health and donated a lot of money to the tobacco company, which is worthy of praise.

14. Smoking can purify the air:

If you feel bad smell when sleeping in your room at night, I advise you to close the doors and windows first, and don't ventilate. Then you can smoke a pack of cigarettes to get rid of the smell in your room. Even if the smell is heavy, you will only smell smoke.

Smoking can repel mosquitoes;

Scientists' research shows that nicotine in a cigarette can kill a mouse, but the vitality of human evolution is tenacious. Cigarettes are better than mosquito coils. If you feel mosquitoes buzzing in your ears every night, you can smoke a few cigarettes. Mosquitoes will die as long as they smell smoke.

Finally, you suggested that he go home and teach his wife, husband, son and daughter to smoke in the whole family, which made the home environment so enviable.