About the sketch of low carbon and environmental protection, please, hurry up, about 3 to 5 minutes. ......

Actor:

Scene 1: (voiceover: This is a story that happened on the road)

The cleaner came to the stage to sweep the floor with a broom.

Line: My surname is Kou, and I have been a cleaner 10 years. I sweep and wipe here every day, and I have feelings for this road and railing. It's beautiful to see people walking on clean roads, but I'm sad to see those who don't care about the environment and litter casually. I said I live alone now.

Continue to sweep for a while, suddenly a piece of toilet paper flew over.

Another piece of toilet paper flew over. . .

The cleaner stopped sweeping the floor and went to the garbage man. .

Then, the students came to the stage, walked to the stage, drank the last bite of coke, threw it casually and hit the cleaner on the head.

The cleaner fell to the ground.

Line: God, which wicked man did such a wicked thing. "I looked up, saw the students and shouted," So it's you little bastard. Hey, you, come here. "

The student said, "Come on, come on (Tianjin accent), I just lost a can, not a beer bottle."

The cleaner said, "Whose little ancestor is this? How can someone raise it and no one teach it? Throw it on my sacred head, how can you be reasonable? " ?

"Can't I pay?" The students wiped their mouths with paper towels and threw them on the ground.

The cleaner said, "Ha ha, can you afford it? Do you know what it means to care for the environment? Do you know what white pollution is? "

"Yes, why, aren't you just a cleaner? Why don't I throw you away? "

"Hey, it seems not to move. Sister today's name is well-deserved, and I won't allow you to use it casually. I have to send you a peach in return, which will make you unforgettable for a long time. " As he spoke, he picked up a broom, put a coke can, and a beautiful golf gesture just swept the student's face, and the student fell to the ground. The cleaner looked up and said, "It seems that my broom skills have not been practiced in vain, haha. . . . "

Then, quit. The students rushed off the stage, and the cleaner came slowly in the opposite direction, singing: "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join Beidou ... When the road is uneven, it will sound, and when it is time to make a shot, the wind and fire will make Kyushu."

Scene 2 (voiceover: One morning, a young man hurried to apply for a job.

Youth: "I'm going to apply for a job in a big company. This person said that the most important thing for me to do in the environmental protection industry is to have a good image. " Look at our looks, and then look at our costumes. Is it okay? I can't help it It's not my fault to be handsome!

But the interview is at eight o'clock this morning. It's too early. I don't have time for breakfast. "I am drinking soy milk while holding fried dough sticks. After eating, I threw away my bag.

At this time, the wind suddenly blew, and the wind rolled up the white garbage bag and danced in the air, just at the foot of a student. Students pick it up and secretly stick it on the examinee's back, but the examinee didn't find it because he was in a hurry.

When I arrived at the company, the boss asked, "What do you think is your greatest advantage?"

Youth: "I have a good education. I graduated from Jojo University. I studied environmental remediation and pollution prevention. "

Boss: "Did you graduate from Cambridge University?"

Youth: "No, I have seen Cambridge University. Cambridge is in London, England, and our school is also in a big city, Tieling. Do you know where we have had celebrities, Zhao Benshan? " (imitating Fan Wei's tone)

Boss: "Oh, I see, then tell me your thoughts on environmental transformation."

Youth: "I think the biggest problem for China people now is that we can't protect the environment from ourselves. We always see lice on other people, but I'm not. Boss, watch my every move. Very civilized. My dress is not bad, is it? "

Cut the neatly combed hair first, and then turn around. . . .

The boss saw the plastic bag on his back at a glance and shouted, "Oh, you're killing me (Cai Ming's tone). Why do you carry more white flowers? "

The young man ran out of the door angrily and shouted, "Who did this? I will try my best to find him. . . . "

Scene 3 (voiceover: two girls have an appointment to go to the zoo to see monkeys).

A: It sings: "Above the moon. . . . "

After singing intoxicated, he said, "Today we are going to the zoo to see monkeys. What do you say, let's bring something to the monkeys? "

Bananas, of course, are bananas, but monkeys' favorite.

You are really talented. All right, take bananas. Oh, I like bananas very much, too

B: "Don't say you are a monkey!" "

A: "Didn't you change from an ape to a human?"

Two people made it from apes to humans (imitating Cai Ming Guo Da).

B: "But let's take garbage bags, but we can't throw garbage everywhere, otherwise it really evolved from apes."

Ok, you can take it. It's really wordy. . . . .

Sing: "once in a thousand years, I have no regrets, ah." . . Take out bananas to eat while singing, and then say, "People should live a natural and unrestrained life, and don't follow this law and that law. I'm so tired. Haven't you heard a song: I ate bananas and threw banana peels everywhere, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares. "(I'm not Huang Rong)"

B smiled: "You are messing with the lyrics!

Suddenly, A didn't pay attention, and accidentally slipped on his lost banana skin when he was proud.

B sang: "I am distorted by youth." . . . "