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Comprehensive learning for Yang’s son

"Xiaocao is resting, please don't disturb!"

"The grass is green, she wants to be quiet!"

"The tap water is not coming, please click Every little bit is money!"

"Everything comes and goes in a hurry"

"I am a newbie, please take care of me"

"Don't kiss me if you are shy"

Traffic safety: Fasten your seat belt, you cannot make copies.

Beauty Salon: Please do not flirt with the lady coming out of this salon, she may be your grandmother.

Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

Siemens: Our company’s maintenance personnel around the world are bored.

Printing company: Prints everything except banknotes.

Glue: It can glue everything together except a broken heart.

Tires: Work hard without complaining, as long as you still have breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word of your mother-in-law's nagging in the back seat.

Toothbrush: Not a penny out

Wang Zhihe Stinky Tofu: Stinky for eternity

Traffic safety: "What are you going to do? Drive at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour and live to be 80 Years old, or the other way around? ”

“You can enjoy the beautiful scenery of this city if you drive a car at no more than 30 miles per hour; if you drive more than 60 miles per hour, please visit the court; if you drive more than 80 miles per hour, you are welcome to visit the city’s facilities. The newest hospital; over 100 miles away, may you rest in peace

“Drive slowly, we are already overwhelmed!

——Coffin Maker"

"You can enjoy the beautiful scenery of this city when driving a car at a speed of no more than 30 miles per hour; if you exceed 60 miles per hour, please come to the court as a guest; if you exceed 80 miles per hour , welcome to the hospital with the latest equipment in this city; more than 100 miles away, please rest in peace"

1. Environmental protection every day, civilized every day.

2. Green campus, civilized people.

3. The green grass is beautiful, but littering makes it more messy.

4. It’s a pity to walk on the green grass.

5. With love. Only the heart of life can summon green love.

6. The school is my home. It depends on everyone to keep it clean. Please cherish your smile. , you are so good at learning, and so healthy.

8. The school is a home, everyone loves it.

9. Throwing away garbage once will leave a layer of dust in your heart. , picking up garbage once will add a piece of pure land to your soul.

10. Politeness makes you elegant, helping others can make you happy, and humility can make you more virtuous. Show your elegance and your majesty on the playground.

Line up like geese and walk like kittens.

Don’t run, don’t jump, don’t play. Keep to the right.

Cherish the water of life and keep everything in mind.

Stay to the right when going up and down the stairs.

Don’t imitate monkeys to jump around, imitate elephants to walk well; don’t imitate small snakes to swim left and right, imitate the culture of walking to the right

Xiaocao smiled slightly, please go around. A circle.

Attention, everyone sees your every move here (corridor)

Gently I leave, just as I came gently. Hall)

Please take a close shot (trash can)

Faucet, don’t cry, wipe away your tears

You are the most beautiful when you smile. You are the best if you know how to learn, and you are the best if you are healthy!

If you wave your sleeves, you won’t take away any clouds. If I move my hands, I won’t leave any scraps of paper.

The little feet don't run around, the grass smiles slightly.

Let the little tree grow up happily with us!

The city belongs to you, and the greenery belongs to you.

Green plants are our treasures, and our treasures need us to take care of them.

Do you love life? Please take care of the beautiful flowers and plants!

Be merciful and leave green feet.

You can’t bear to step on the green grass!

Take nothing with you but your memories.

Leave nothing but your smiling face;

The grass is growing, please don’t disturb it.

The little flowers are so cute, please don’t hurt them.

For your and my health, please take care of trees.

Every flower, every plant, every tree, look at it, love it and protect it.

Thank you for your care, I will grow up healthily.

Xiaocao smiled slightly and asked you to go around.

The flowers of love are blooming at hand, and the grass of love under feet is shaded.

Every brick and tile is history, and every plant and tree is always related to love.

The gentleness of the wind is the shade of the trees; the dancing of the grass is the credit of the king.

When you step on the flowers, you shed tears, and when you step on the grass, you feel heartbroken - take care of the flowers and plants.

The smiles of flowers, plants and trees come from your love.

Take me off and I will belong to you for the moment; keep me and I will become everyone’s eternity!

One flower and one world, one grass and one love, everything has its spirit!

The green grass is so close to my heart.

Trees have green and the earth has a pulse.

Don’t take anything away except photos; don’t leave anything behind except footprints.

The earth is my home, greening* everyone.

Every flower and every grass is life, and every branch and leaf is always about love.

I will give you a fragrance when you come, and I will be clean when you leave.

The grass is alive, leaving more "green" under your feet.

The grass smiles at you and asks you to take a detour.

I want to welcome the beauty of spring into my home, but I have no choice but to turn it into a flower.

I am a little bird, always flying but not high.

1 1 = 2, one tree one tree = a forest.

Green is the true color of the earth.

The earth is my home, greening* everyone.

To protect trees is to protect yourself.

Fragrance comes from flowers, and beauty needs your care.

Green - the source of life.

It's a pity to break through the green carpet, why not take more steps.

The garden is full of red flowers and green grass, and when the wind brings flowers and scented dishes, it comes.

You have to appreciate the flowers when they bloom. Don’t cut off the flowers to enjoy the branches.

Laughing among the flowers and grass, admiring its appearance outside the garden.

I bloom for your beautiful heart.

The life of the flower taken away is short, but the beauty left behind is eternal.

Please don’t stretch out your hands to break branches, flowers also have their own tears.

Forests are oxygen manufacturing factories.

The grass and trees are green, the flowers are smiling, the air is fresh and the environment is good.

I will give you a fragrance when you come, and I will be clean when you leave.

Plant a tree, plant a flower, and the world will be a better place.

Caoer is cute and loved by everyone.

Distance creates beauty, avoid close contact.

Go around for three to five steps, leaving the grass green.

Flowers and plants also have life, please be merciful.

You can’t bear to step on the grass.

The little feet don’t run around, and the grass smiles slightly.

Let the little tree grow up happily with us!

The grass belongs to you, and the greenery also belongs to you.

Green plants are our treasures, and our treasures need us to take care of them.

Do you love our campus? Please take care of the beautiful flowers and plants!

The green grass is so beautiful, and the children’s behavior is even more beautiful.

Please take care of the flowers, plants and trees, it will give you green life!

May green be with us every day!

Take nothing with you but your memories.

Leave nothing but your smiling face;

We grow up with the little tree!

Don’t step on the grass and hurt it!

The grass is growing too, please do not disturb.

The little flowers are so cute, please don’t hurt them.

For your and my health, please take care of trees.

Be merciful and leave green feet.

In order to have green tomorrow, don’t take away today’s green.

The green grass and flowers are in full bloom, and butterflies are flying to love and protect the flowers.

The landscape is beautiful and picturesque, and we are the people in the painting.

On a boat ride on the blue waves, fish play among the lotus leaves; if you love lotus, you will not pick it, but the fish will be happy as well.

Public properties should be cared for and flowers and plants should be enjoyed by everyone; neatness should become a habit, and cleanliness and health should be maintained.

If you don’t vomit, you will be unhappy, but if you vomit, everyone will be unhappy.

If you spit it out coolly and without any grace, don’t let the chewing gum smell linger everywhere.

Everyone praises you for your extraordinary conversation, but your spitting makes people annoying.

Spitting everywhere is helping bacteria.

The proper way to "spit" is from me.

Make your spit and conversation as elegant.

The life of the flower taken away is short, but the beauty left behind is eternal.

Please keep your feet "green".

Battery said: I am laid off, please give me another chance to find a job!

My big belly can accommodate dirty things - said the trash can.

I want to meet the next person - said the park public seat.

The green mountains, green waters, and fragrant flowers and grass make me happy when you come to see them;

The beautiful scenery is imprinted in my mind everywhere, so don’t throw garbage everywhere.

The trash can says: What you threw away is exactly what I need.

I am the cleaning guard, you are the messenger of civilization - said the trash can.

Put yourself into the embrace of nature and please don’t dirty her beautiful clothes.

Take away the beautiful memories and leave the beautiful soul behind.

You can follow the path at your feet. Don’t break the flowers at hand.

Children and teenagers love to play football;

This is not a playground, and we have the responsibility to protect the grass.

Motherland, city, home, three flowers in my heart;

The beautiful environment depends entirely on you, me and him.

It takes a lot of effort to lift the knife and throw the arm, and it hurts me to move the muscles and bones.

Cultural relics bear witness to history, but scratches leave disgrace.

I like your affectionate gaze, but hate using a knife to express your unforgettable love for me.

Leave nothing behind but the traces of your footprints, and take nothing away but the beauty of the photos.

Thank you for the love you gave me, I will never forget it in this life - Xiaocao said.

This is also my beloved home, and Motu conveniently forgets that he is a member of the family.

I love flowers, I love grass, I love green saplings

Don’t pick flowers, don’t step on the grass, don’t break branches, don’t shake them randomly

Flowers, grass and trees are friends, everyone We must take good care of it

Love the mountains, love the water, love the forests, love the birds, love humans, protect the sky, protect the earth, protect the flowers, protect the grass, protect the environment

Plant the green sky with our hands and use our hearts Watching the colorful home

The trees are shady and the grass is covered with flowers. In spring, the mountains turn green and the water turns clear. Birds sing to welcome the breeze from all directions

Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant everywhere. Life is full of sunshine

Care for flowers, trees, and protect the environment

Establish awareness of environmental protection and build a green and civilized home

Protect your home with actions and water the earth with your blood

Protect clear water and blue sky Create a green home

Living together under the blue sky and living on the earth - making our world better

Green grass, green seedlings, everyone protects the flowers and grass

Flowers and trees benefit people, and everyone protects flowers and grass

Flowers, grass and trees check our lives, we must cherish them.

Flowers and trees, I love you, you are my good friend.

Flowers, plants and trees are good friends of mankind, please take care of them!

Small trees, small trees, I want to be your guardian to prevent others from damaging your branches or destroying your body.

I am thirsty, please pour water for me!

I need sunshine, water, and more importantly, your care and love.

Little flowers, little flowers, you are so beautiful, you beautify the environment and make us happy; little trees, little trees, you are so cute, you purify the air and make us healthy.

The grass is green, be gentle under your feet

Let us start by protecting the resources of nature and cherish every plant and tree around us.

Take care of flowers, plants and trees, do not climb or break them or harm them.

It is everyone’s responsibility to care for flowers, plants and trees.

Care for flowers and plants, and care for living things.

Taking care of flowers, plants and trees, I add green to the campus.

Care for flowers, plants and trees, clear water and blue sky will reduce pollution

The sky will be bluer, the trees will be greener, the water will be clearer, and the home will be better. ,

Plant a shade tree so that the birds will no longer leave their homes.

Protect the green water of the river and let the fish return to their hometown.

Every plant and tree needs your care!

The little feet don’t run around, and the grass smiles slightly.

Let the little tree grow up happily with us!

The city belongs to you, the greenery belongs to you.

Green plants are our treasures, and our treasures need us to take care of them.

Do you love life? Please take care of the beautiful flowers and plants!

The green grass is so beautiful, and the children’s behavior is even more beautiful.

Please take care of the flowers, plants and trees, it will return your green life!

May green be with us every day!

You can’t bear to step on the green grass!

Take nothing with you but your memories.

Leave nothing but your smiling face;

We grow up with the little tree!

Don’t step on the grass and hurt it!

The grass is growing, please do not disturb.

The little flowers are so cute, please don’t hurt them.

For your and my health, please take care of trees.

Be merciful and leave green feet.

1. The grass is resting, please do not disturb! 2. The grass smiles at you, please give it some love in return! 3. Please take care of the flowers, plants and trees! 4. Take pride in caring for the environment, Hua'er Open for you! 5. Please be merciful to Xiaocao

Huang Hong's sketch decoration lines

Gong Hanlin: (Enter. Holding a paint bucket) Hey! Dear audience friends, have a wonderful Chinese New Year!

Gong: Ouch! I bought a new house in the Year of the Rooster, and I was busy decorating it. The decoration procedure is the same, every household smashes the wall first! (walks to the door) Well, my new house has arrived. I invite you to come and visit me after the decoration is completed.

(Puts down the paint bucket. Takes out the key) Take a look, the door of the new house is beautiful! (Opening the door) Ouch, look at this door panel, look at this door lock, (exerting force) Look at... you look... you... (shows the key) Ouch, the quality of this security door is really good, myself I can’t even open the house key! (Shouting) Yellow Sledgehammer!

Huang Hong: (Part 1) Hey, I’m coming! The east wind blows, the war drum beats, and decoration is inseparable from the yellow sledgehammer. If I smash this house, I will smash that house. I will smash whoever you want me to smash. (Shouting) Brother!

Gong: Alas.

Huang: Who should I hit?

Gong: Smash the door!

Huang: Smash...? (Doubtful) Brother, wouldn’t it be a pity if a good door was smashed?

Gong: Oops, you have to replace the doors after renovating the house anyway.

Huang: Why do we have to change the door?

Gong: Think about it: I want you to decorate, and I want to give you the key, right?

Huang: Yeah.

Gong: Just take this key and come here every day, right?

Huang: Then we have to come!

Gong: You will be on your way in a month or two. When the house is renovated and no one is around, you might come back!

Huang: What do you mean? What do you mean?

Gong: Ouch, why don’t you understand? To put it bluntly, changing the door is not to prevent thieves, but mainly to prevent you from decorating.

Huang: How can you talk like that? Well? (Swinging the hammer in a threatening manner) Is the decoration insulting? It's also to prevent decoration. Do I still need a key if I really want to enter this door?

Gong: (fearfully) You, you, you just...

Huang: (smashing the door) Do you still use the key? Isn't this coming in? Tell me about this.

(Huang enters the door. Gong picks up the paint bucket and follows.)

Gong: (fearfully) I'm sorry...

Huang: Not as talkative as you. The key is!

Gong: Oh, no, no, no, do you think this is good: I will take these apart and give them to you.

Huang: Sorry, the last thing our rural areas need is security doors.

Gong: Why?

Huang: Every household has a dog. I'm not bragging to you, but one good dog in my place is equal to five security guards in your place...

Gong: Huh? !

Huang: The baton in his hand.

Gong: Oh, you scared me!

(Huang and Gong walked into the house. Gong put down the paint bucket)

Gong: Come and see how our new house looks like.

Huang: It’s quite spacious.

Gong: Ah! It didn’t work in the past. In the past, I only lived in four square meters. There was wind leakage in winter and rain leakage in summer. Three people lived in one bed, and the child always squeezed in the middle. I want to be intimate with my wife at night, but conditions simply don’t allow it. (Shyly) Hahaha!

Huang: (laughing) Is there any need to say that? If you look at this body strip (referring to Gong), you will know that we lived in a very narrow place in the past.

Gong: (angrily) Hi! Do you mean my figure was created by clipping it?

Huang: It does matter! Your house is like raising livestock in our countryside!

Gong: Huh?

Huang: A small shed will not make you taller, and a small circle will not make you fat. Now the house is bigger, and the children are all taller than their parents.

Gong: Nonsense!

Huang: Why are you talking nonsense?

Gong: Your height has nothing to do with the height of your house.

Huang: How can he be okay?

Gong: Then let me ask you!

Huang: You say.

Gong: Is Yao Ming tall?

Huang: High.

Gong: Does it have anything to do with their house?

Huang: It’s been said on the Internet: Basketball superstar Yao Ming’s house has no roof; sketch star Pan Changjiang’s house looks like a water tank. Do you see what it's like to hold the child back?

Gong: (laughing) Hahaha! You are so funny! (Lifting the lid of the paint bucket)

Huang: I find you more interesting.

Gong: What?

Huang: You said you have to buy a bucket of paint yourself?

Gong: Of course! Decoration is to carry forward the spirit of "Four Don'ts".

Huang: "Four are not afraid"?

Gong: Not afraid of trouble, not afraid of effort, not afraid of rework, not afraid of getting angry. In order to prevent the contractor from cheating on you, even if you buy a small screw, I will have to hammer it myself. It’s cheap!

Huang: How much does a screw cost?

Gong: (Seriously) One cent!

Huang: How much does the taxi cost?

Gong: Seventy-seven!

Huang: (To the audience) This head is kicked by a donkey in our rural areas! (Xiang Gong) Let me tell you, according to what you said, there are "four basic results."

Gong: What?

Huang: That is, the family assets are basically wiped out, the body is basically injured, the life is basically messed up, and the couple is basically frozen.

Gong: Oh, I feel the same way! (Shake hands)

Huang: That’s right!

Gong: Ever since I started decorating, my wife has been at odds with me every day. During the day, I quarrel with you workers; at night, I quarrel with my husband!

Huang: Then you have to make it clear to your sister-in-law that you can use your husband as a laborer during the day, but you must not treat us as your husband at night!

Gong: Got it... (let go. Angrily) Are you taking advantage of me?

Huang: We don’t work overtime at night.

Gong: It’s really disturbing the people! (Going to one side of the wall) Come and take a look. I plan to install a 56-inch rear projection here, and the distance is a bit close.

Huang: It’s a bit close.

Gong: First smash this wall... (make a mark on the wall)!

Huang: Brother, no problem! Isn’t it just this wall? (Approaches the wall) Don't say that... (Looks behind the wall) Brother, you can't break this wall.

Gong: Why?

Huang: There is a toilet behind this!

Gong: Why can’t the toilet be smashed?

Huang: Think about it, there is a TV in front and a toilet in the back. If you want it to be convenient, why don't you broadcast it live?

(Huang and Gong go to the middle)

Gong: Why don’t you understand romance at all?

Huang: Why don’t I understand romance?

Gong: Do you think this toilet is just for convenience?

Huang: I don’t understand what else you can do if the toilet is inconvenient.

Gong: You can take a shower, you can take a bath. Think about it (press Huang to sit on the paint bucket), if you sit here watching TV (turn Huang's head towards the wall), my wife is sitting there taking a shower...

Huang: Then I'm so interested in watching TV...

Gong: (pushing Huang away) (angrily) I'm sitting here watching!

Huang: Then what should I do?

Gong: Smash the wall!

Huang: Smash the wall! Brother, (warming up) I'm going to use the sledgehammer!

Gong: Hurry up! (Huang is about to smash it) Stop!

Huang: (Emergency stop) Brother, tell me.

Gong: We haven’t discussed wages yet.

Huang: Oh, the hammers vary in price. A small hammer is forty, a big hammer is eighty.

Gong: (surprised) Is this doubled?

Huang: Brother, a sledgehammer is equivalent to a big shot. The appearance fee must be high for this amount.

Gong: Haha, eighty is eighty!

Huang: Thank you, brother, I’m eighty! Thank you brother! (Going to the wall) Smashed it!

Gong: Smash it!

Huang: (smashing and shouting) Eight! ten! eight! Ten...

Gong: (Eagerly) Stop!

Huang: (Emergency stop.

Waist sprain) Ouch, big brother! The most taboo thing about shouting stop when swinging a hammer is that it is easy to herniate the lumbar disc!

Gong: (concerned) Sorry, I just want to ask clearly. Do you charge 80 for one day of hammering, or 80 for one hammer?

Huang: (impatiently) Eighty a day! Isn’t it a one-and-done deal?

Gong: Then why did you hit it with a hammer and shout?

Huang: Don’t I feel energetic when I shout like that?

Gong: But I don’t know for sure!

Huang: Then you didn’t even give me the deposit, so why didn’t I tell you to forget?

Gong: OK, OK, OK!

Huang: There is something very wrong with this person!

Gong: Be careful!

Huang: Even shouting won’t work! (Preparing to smash the wall) I shouted! (Smashing and shouting) Eight! ten! eight! Ten... (Break the wall) Brother, it's done!

Gong: OK!

Huang: Brother, the water pipe is broken.

Gong: Ouch, great, just build me a fountain here.

Huang: Brother, I’m afraid not.

Gong: Why?

Huang: (wipes face) sewer pipe!

Gong: Ouch! (Mark another spot on the wall) If it doesn't work over there, hit this side.

Huang: Hit this side? (Smashing and shouting) Eight! ten! eight! Ten... (Break the wall) Brother, it's done!

Gong: (walking closer) Hey, this is good! Nothing! (reaching to the other side of the wall) Oops! (Like an electric shock) Electric, electric, electric...

Huang: (Carrying a paint bucket) What are you carrying?

Gong: Smash it...

Huang: (put down the paint bucket and pick up the sledgehammer) What to smash?

Gong: Hit me!

Huang: Brother, smash it! (Throws it at Gong)

Gong: Ouch! (Bumped to one side. Stiffly) Smash, smash, smash...

Huang: (Approaching Gong) Brother, are you okay?

Gong: (weakly) I want to make it clear to you...if you pay for smashing the wall, why don't I give you the money...

Huang: (shakes hands) Big brother , I’ll give you this hammer. Big Spring Festival promotion, buy one and get one free!

Gong: Thank you... Oops, it’s too dangerous... (Stand up and walk towards the middle wall. Make a mark on the wall)

Huang: No, you have to decorate it Picture. Otherwise, this blow will be like water and electricity, and we will really lose our energy. (Stands up and approaches Gong) Brother, what are you drawing?

Gong: Picture. Smash one on the wall according to this picture...

Huang: (Interruption) No, brother, the load-bearing wall, the beam will fall down.

Gong: Don’t smash it thoroughly, smash half of it and keep the other half. Take out a closet.

Huang: It takes skill to do this.

Gong: Oh?

Huang: (Put down the sledgehammer) Don’t move rashly with the sledgehammer. (Take out the small hammer) Use the small hammer to pick out the seams first, (take out the hammer and nail) and then use the sledgehammer to finish it.

Gong: A small hammer is good, a small hammer is cheap! (Huang knocks on the wall. Gong shouts while banging) Forty, forty, forty...

(Huang gradually stops. Gong gradually stops.)

Huang: What are you shouting? Shouting?

Gong: Didn’t you say that the big hammer is eighty and the small hammer is forty?

Huang: Do you know that if we add these forty, it will be one hundred and two?

Gong: Another discount, sixty?

Huang: No! (Packing things up) After receiving your scolding, you still want to make some money in return?

Gong: (persuading) Eighty...eighty...

Huang: (lifting the sledgehammer) I don't have the patience, just use the sledgehammer. (Smashing and shouting) Eight! ten! eight! Ten... (Break the wall) Brother, it's done!

Gong: (approaching Huang) OK!

(Enter Lin [acting as a middle-aged woman]. Holding a broom. Coming out of the hole in the wall.

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Gong, Huang: (horrified) Wow! !

Lin: What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Gong: Sister-in-law, I’m not doing anything, I just want to expand my space.

Lin: Why did you come to our house to expand your space?

Huang: Brother, isn’t that your home?

Lin: That’s my home!

Huang: It’s all over the line.

Gong: Sister-in-law, I didn’t want to cross the line, I just wanted to buy a closet.

Lin: Are you taking out the closet? Our closet had just been finished and I was sweeping the dust when a sledgehammer came over! Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise my face would be disfigured, you know? (Crying)

Huang: (Pull closer to Huang. Quietly) Ouch, brother, looking like this is equivalent to plastic surgery!

Lin: What are you talking about? What did you say? (Huang and Gong approach Lin) Let me tell you, is it easy to buy a house? One wall and one pillar, let you smash it into a broken house! (spitting)

Huang: (wiping face) Brother, it’s worse than a sewer pipe!

Gong: Sister-in-law, don’t be angry! You see, as the saying goes: With this wall, we are two families; if this wall is demolished...

Lin: (interruption) We are also two families!

Huang: Yes! Can't each family have an affair with each other?

Lin: What are you talking about? What did you say?

Huang: You can’t get through it privately.

Lin: Okay, stop talking nonsense, what do you think we should do?

Gong: I’ll build a wall for you right away.

Lin: Build it!

Huang: If you can dismantle it, you can build it; if you can break it, you can erect it. (Takes out bricklaying tools) I can also be a bricklayer...

Lin: (Interruption) Wait a moment... …I’ll go there first. (Go into the hole in the wall. Next.)

Huang: Sister-in-law, come to visit us! I'm going to build the bricks. Let's go through the main entrance...

Gong: (Interrupting. Shouting) Wang Dachui! I think you are a living sledgehammer!

Huang: I didn’t know she had picked half of it, but I was trying hard on the entire wall!

Gong: Build a wall for me!

Huang: Build a wall. Where are the bricks?

Gong: (Reflective question) Where is the brick?

Huang: He smashed up her house.

Gong: Move in!

Huang: Big...Brother, I don’t dare...When I see her look like that, I’m also afraid of losing her appearance! (spitting)

Gong: (wiping face) What should I do? Look at this wall...

(There is a noise from the other wall)

Huang: Brother, there is movement next door. (Gong and Huang approach the wall and stick to it.) Do you hear that? The procedure is the same, first use a small hammer to pick out the seams, and then a sledge hammer to finish. (Recovers. Shouting) Done! (The two quickly move away from the wall)

(The wall collapses. Enter Lin [decorator].)

Gong: What are you doing?

Lin: Oh, brother, I’m sorry! I want to take out a closet and smash it into pieces! (Under the forest. The two chase.)

Huang: (Gong, Huang stopped.) Brother, we have bricks! Brick!

Gong: So what to do with this wall?

Huang: Do you care so much? Let’s tear down the east wall and repair the west wall first! (Building a wall)

Gong: (Anxiously) Oh, why am I so unlucky! This hammer hit here and there, turning my whole room into a briquette!

(Enter Lin [playing owner].)

Lin: Hey, hey, hey! Who smashed it? Who smashed it? Who smashed it?

Huang: I...I smashed it.

Lin: Who asked you to smash it?

Gong: (irritably) I asked him to smash it! How about it?

Huang: (pull closer to Gong) Don't be too aggressive, maybe it's from the property management company...

Gong: What's so great about the property management company? I have already paid the renovation deposit. (walking into the forest) I tell you, I will smash it however I want, because this is my home!

Lin: On which floor does your family live?

Gong: Ninth floor.

Lin: (Angrily) What floor is this?

Gong: Ninth floor!

Huang: Brother, that’s right. (Pull Lin to the door) You saw what’s written on the sign. You see there is a sign hanging at the door that says "Nine Floors".

Lin: What do you know? Let me tell you, the house across the street smashed the wall yesterday and knocked off the nail. This is not the ninth floor but the sixth floor! It’s my house you’re destroying!

Huang: Brother, I smashed up someone’s house...

Gong: Find a real estate agent...