A shocking quotation

Quoted from Ren Lei 1. Youth is gone, and acne is still there.

2. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, or the fart is not retained.

One day I will let you appear in our household registration book.

Everyone says my sister is beautiful, but in fact, she is wearing makeup.

5. Fat and haggard.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

7. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

8. Flowers are cow dung, not those who appreciate them.

9. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

10. Poor Nike and Fuadi are all in Armani.

1 1. I was born to make up the exam.

12. No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just playing a monkey.

13. What's the use of being handsome? Can I use my face to buy things and swipe my card?

14. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean!

15. Lie down where you fell.

2 1. Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

2. Real warriors dare to face the numbers on the weighing scale.

3. Put down your eyebrows, continue to play, and play with the infinite things in your heart.

Remember to wear perfume when you go out, and don't spit when you talk.

How can you be so stupid? You can't do it by your parents.

6. Your goodness can be set off without my badness.

7. I think I am beautiful everywhere. Why not?

8. Although you are a crooked melon, you have a lot of fancy words.

9. There is a type of girl in society, but I am not the one you want.

10. I was speechless with you that night. I'm crazy about you tonight. I'm sorry

1 1. Your jokes made Spongebob cry.

12. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

13. The smell of your man makes my nose a little cold.

14. You forgot everything you said to me that winter.

15. What used to be cold-blooded and heartless has now become a worry.

16. Mom said that every time you bring a different girl.

17. I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I make cloth for my country.

18. Don't treat my indulgence as your profligate capital.

19. Come on, I'll split your face and give you a backhand.

20. There is no such thing as a free lunch, so I only eat breakfast and dinner.

2 1. Only mothers are good in the world. Dad is good, too.

22. There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.

It is often said that the itch of a wound proves that it will heal soon.

24. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

25. Why do women love watching the sea? Because they like waves.

26. People are not smart, but they are bald.

27. Don't say you have a bad temper. Actually, my sister is a lady.

28. How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

3 1, dare I dare not last forever.

2. You will be overdue soon, so find someone quickly.

A tragic life can only end in a tragic life.

4. Huluwa in the mountains has never seen Altman in the city.

Please put away your pity and roll all the way to the sun.

6. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy.

7. I may be saddled with the handsomeness that this era should not have.

8. Ask what money there is in the world that makes people die unsatisfied.

9. Since space music was replaced by anxiety, it has been found that fewer and fewer people run classes.

10, I have to admit that you have the confidence of Xifeng, the figure of Sister Furong and the beauty of flowers.

1 1. I don't have to eat for you, so can you not drink water for me?

12, life is like cooking noodles, put it down before the water boils, it's not too early, it's just tangled.

13, paratroopers are landing hawks and are naturally surrounded.

14, you should eat it. You should drink. Don't worry too much.

15, because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

16, my only shortcoming is that I am too handsome, and my only advantage is that I found my own shortcomings.

17, brothers don't worship God. But you must worship Guan Gong.

18, the real hero dares to face the fact that he is getting fat.

19, the dream now determines the future, so let's sleep for a while.

20. I hope all the girlfriends you find in the future are inflatable.

2 1, the exam is not conducive to the healthy growth of students.

Dear, let me be buried in your ancestral grave.

23. The serious business of a week is to spend the weekend, and the serious business of the weekend is to stay in bed.

I was eighteen years old that year, like a rose.

25. Computers and I have the same language. Every time I look at him tenderly, he subconsciously collapses.

26. It's chilling to see that you have changed the examination paper countless times.

27, I deleted you because you were too standing in my sister Q.

28. The exam is coming. Everyone else is reviewing, and I am previewing. It's a tragedy.

29. Who said I was delicious? I didn't eat my hair when it floated into my mouth.

30. Who still believes in true love in the age of derailment?

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

2. Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

It's different when you enter the university, and your body and mind have changed. Physically, hunchback; Mentally, decadent.

Nothing in the world is tighter to Yao Ming than Ye Li.

5, NND, stretched my abdominal muscles.

You'd better buy a pet for your girlfriend, otherwise she will always play with my bird.

7. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

8. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

9. It's disgusting to miss the meal you want.

10, marriage is a cage, so everyone is overjoyed after marriage.

1 1. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

12, life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

13, don't look at the information, look at the chat effect.

14, as you say, hang the southeast branch.

15, eating flies, killing mice at work, killing cockroaches at night, sleeping and killing mosquitoes, everyone is responsible for the four pests.

16, if I don't hit you, you will be clean.

17, a good citizen who doesn't have a girlfriend, gets a bail pending trial when he has a girlfriend, stays under surveillance when he is engaged, and is sentenced to life imprisonment after marriage.

18, it is necessary to change the notebook. It takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery can only last 3 minutes.

19, men are as unreliable as dogs on QQ farm.

20. If you want to be chopsticks in your next life, you won't be lonely.

2 1. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned. The minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.

22. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

23. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng. Powerful women are not necessarily attractive, such as extinct teachers.

24. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

I told my mother a cold joke that day, and then she threw away my refrigerator.

26. There are 3,000 broilers in the harem, which is beautiful.

27. Little fish pestered his mother for a necklace. Mother fish was annoyed: What do you want? Is your sister's lesson too big? I had to wear earrings, but what happened? I was caught by a fisherman.

28. Past love has been formatted; Love now, this page cannot be displayed or temporarily unavailable; Future love, memory is seriously insufficient, please close some programs and try again.

I often want to know the truth, but I don't want to accept it.

30. Time equals money. After all, I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

3 1, if the name can decide fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

32. The cow hit the high-voltage line, which was really awesome, lightning.

33. Pulling * every day will never hurt too much.

34. You really don't understand the tiredness of the emperor.

35. Don't mess with me! I am in a good mood now.

36. I sold the love letter, only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

37. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

38. What are you losing weight? You are not thin at all.

39. Being a champion is better than being a champion.

40. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

Ren lei 5 enterprises must have special capital and cannot be stolen, purchased, dismantled, taken away or slipped away.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

The result of diligence but inefficiency is that stupid birds fly first and then disappear.

Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

People promise a stranger to get up, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between unified and organized people, they have made no achievements in this respect with strangers.

Human nature is greedy, but without greed, society will not progress.

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

Life is like a dance, the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

Rose said: not all flowers represent love; Diamonds say: not all diamonds represent eternity.

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Boys are poor, or don't know how to struggle, girls are rich, or they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Baidu can't even find the 30-degree smile on your mouth.

When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

Ren Lei's Quotations 6 1) Put a watch, a piece of sashimi and a balloon in her room, which means to express anger. ...

2) By the way, I forgot to tell you that there is no UPUP breast enhancement campaign at all. I made it up. If you really need it, the silicone pad is king. Goodbye.

3) Don't get married easily, especially with a woman.

4) More stubborn than an ox, just like a rhinoceros!

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, for my sake, forget it. ...

6) Eat sesame cakes and beer covers, eat moth balls in wonton, pat flies on nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and the mobile phone can't be taken out when it falls into the merit box.

7) The hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

8) Never abandon others, because you may be rejected by others. Conversely, don't be discouraged because others don't like you, because you may not like others at any time.

9) This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

10) love is when you love someone, you will give up your freedom for his freedom. Fall in love When you fall in love with someone, you will change your life and fulfill his wish. Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will be willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings.

7 1) I thought I was a god, able to settle myself and universal.

2) It turns out that there is something worse than listening to Ceng Laoshi's program, that is, waiting for his program to start.

3) When faced with two choices, coin toss always works. Not because it always gives the right answer, but because you suddenly know what you want the second you throw it in the air. Flip a coin not because he can make the right choice, but when he throws the coin into the sky, you will know the result you expect.

4) There are some things that have been fantasized for a long time. In the end, you will find that they are not as beautiful or terrible as you imagined. The result is actually very ordinary, but it still can't stop the young heart, yearning for it, being crazy about it, skipping the red thoughts in front of you, maybe only the blue impulse, but you will really find that what you want to throw away has been forgotten, and what you want is firmly behind you.

No wonder I feel relaxed these two days. I often see a white fox running in the rain. It turned out to be because of that wonderful flower in the western regions!

6) I don't want to help you, I just want to prove that only I can bully you in this world, and no one else can!

7) I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

8) If, it's just an excuse to avoid differences.

9) The so-called beauties are mostly slaves of cosmetics.

10) love in love, the upper part is taken from abnormal changes, and the lower part is taken from abnormal state.

1 1) I always like to make plans. I always want to take the next step when I am ready, but the plan can never keep up with the change, just like that toy store. Maybe I'll be closed by the time I'm ready.

12) In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate between hearts.

13) Everything in life has become a continuous red line between you and him. One, two, three ... Gradually, the red line has converged into a red rope, and you can't give up. Love came quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other.

14) If you are framed or slandered by others. Be calm and firm. Your reputation is very important to your future.

15) Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

16) Don't you just want to hit me? You won, okay?

17) As the saying goes, money talks.

18) This feeling is just like the plot in an old comic book. A sailor saw the girl on the deck, then turned to his companion and said, hey, have you seen that girl? One day, I will marry her back.

19) Lenovo's failure to recruit you is their biggest loss!

20) There are too many bad things in life to escape.

Classic quotations from ipartment and Ren Lei

1) God makes you wait, and makes you wait for the right person, happy at this moment, blessed by God and grateful.

2) Ceng Xiaoxian: Did Yifei really fall asleep or pretend to fall asleep just now? If she really fell asleep, then what she said was in her sleep or true. If it's true, then she just confessed to me in the chaos. Who told me I had the guts! The problem is that confession is only in the primary stage, and the advanced stage is: wait for you to confess with me!

3) An affair is not waiting alone, but giving to each other.

4) Are there such girls around you? Obey the four virtues, never be gentle and considerate, never make trouble unreasonably, say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no. If there is, don't treat her like a man, because she must have a gentle side that is unknown!

5) Don't say that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.

6) As long as you are happy, I will be crazy again.

7) If no one is holding hands, I will take a ride.

8) Happiness is not the only purpose of doing something.

The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go, what matters is the scenery outside the window.

Opportunities rained down on me. But I avoided them all.

1 1) If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

12) Xiaoxian: Listening to other people's stories, I shed my own tears, blocked the blood in my heart and finally spit it out.

13) If you are driving, there are Xiaohong and Xiaoming in the car. Who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

14) went out to bask in the sun again. No one will call you an idiot if it's dark!

15) I have always been like this, and I should remain like that in the future. Why should I change myself with the tide? What others do is not necessarily right. Maybe I can find my mistake when I get back on the road, dear. I see. True happiness does not need to wait in line, and there will be no traffic jams in the future. Only when I have a good time can I really find my way home.

16) What sword is bright? It's romantic to wear it for a while. I don't want a bright sword, dark warfare is more suitable for me!

17) Lv Ziqiao: Meijia, I just want to prove that only I can bully you in this world.

18) When faced with two choices, tossing a coin always works, because the second you throw it in the air, you suddenly know what you want it to be.

19) money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

20) the past is like smoke, and it disappears with a smile. My sister is an adult wife, but the green hat stays in my heart.

2 1) I met my ex-girlfriend when I saw a doctor, when I met my ex-girlfriend during the exam, when I met my ex-girlfriend at dinner, and when I presided over the funeral. It can be called the four tragedies of life!

22) The worst date is the one that is terrible, unbearable and can leave psychological trauma!

23) Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

24) If your leg is going to be broken tomorrow, are you going to stay at home and cry, or are you going to put on your shirt and run and jump like us?

25) Zi Qiao: Eating mala Tang on the grass is also the most dazzling ethnic customs. Are you afraid that others will not know that you are a fighting turtle among turtles?

26) Don't hit others in the face, it hurts self-esteem.

27) That old man is him, and he is Ceng Xiaoxian. ...

28) Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

29) Look at you, you don't wear a mask, you don't go shopping, you are watching here with a lot of ice cream, Meteor Garden, please, such an old film, you are archaeological.

30) Your head and ass are upside down again.

Quoted from Ren Lei 8 1. We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly took the oil.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake!

I swear I'll chop my hands when I surf the Internet again. I found out that I am a thousand-handed Guanyin.

4. Isn't the birthday monthly exam the saddest thing? It's okay, I'm still open ~ "Dear friends!

5, don't play cool with my sister, my sister is MINUS ten degrees!

I must write today! ! I'll fucking kill you for this stupid math!

7. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

8. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches and diaosi play with computers. ...

9. No matter how good the space background music is, kill Matt.

10, I took the time to pay for my mobile phone, only to know that my words are so valuable.

1 1. When I saw you, I almost threw up the baby.

12, military training, heatstroke, people falling down, buying medicine, out of stock. I smiled.

13. Actually, I have received higher education, but I have a little more peasant temperament.

14, the devil can't teach an apprentice like me.

15, sometimes you think the sky is falling, but in fact you are on your side. ...

16, I really don't understand why I hanged myself when I was a child.

17, do you have a dog with you? It's the talking kind.

18. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? Why do I feel that this penguin has not coughed for a long time?

Happy birthday to me! I hope my future daughter-in-law will find me, and we will quickly register for marriage and have children.

20. A large-scale disaster movie "Opening School" will be shown in the whole country soon.

2 1, behind a successful man there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man there is a naughty woman.

22. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

23. Oh, my God, I hope my future deskmate is both a school grass and top student.

24. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

25. Sister Na, if you don't come to Happy Camp, you will change your name.

26. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

27. It's time for mosquitoes to get off the shelf.

28, the bangs in front grow fast, and the hair in the back is learning.

29. I want to sneeze, but I will come out with tears in my eyes.

I want to be a good boy, but my personality is gradually becoming a bad boy.

3 1, the saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

32. What is home? Home is where wifi will automatically connect.

33. Why do you want to grind onions? I still have a forest!

I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

35. Get out on any birthday or broken egg day! I'm still young, and I don't want to be so old!

36. Born wrong, you can't afford to die. Now the cemetery is as expensive as the house price.

37. As for "white wealth and beauty", I have met all three criteria-free food and accommodation, money and bragging.

38. It's not that I'm not close to women, but that women are not close to me!

39, 18 years old, wish me a happy birthday, and I can't do anything illegal in the future.

40. It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her; Step two, don't let her see the photos.

4 1, there may be several women who don't eat, and none of them are jealous.

42. Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

43. It's different when you enter the university, and your body and mind have changed. Physically, hunchback; Mentally, decadent.

44. Nothing in the world is tighter to Yao Ming than Ye Li.

45.nnd, I stretched and pulled my abdominal muscles.

You'd better buy a pet for your girlfriend, otherwise she will always play with my bird.

47. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

48. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

49. It's disgusting to miss the meal you want.

50. Marriage is a cage, so everyone is overjoyed after marriage.