How humorous is January?

Humorous joke: six items: monthly salary100000, etc.

Pears are not in full bloom.

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One day, with a monthly salary of 100 thousand, I got drunk with three buddies and started talking about life and ideals! It was my turn, and I said, "My ideal is to earn100000 a month like my father!" "I was shocked at the time:" Ah, I didn't see that you are also a rich second generation! " I picked up my glass and said slowly, "No, my dad's ideal is a monthly salary of100000 yuan ..." My husband reminded me to have dinner with clients for the first time. Before going out, my husband reminded me: "You'd better just take the food in front of you, never stretch your chopsticks, or even stand up to take the food far away from you." Remember to make them think that you are quality and cultured in front of outsiders. "So, I only ate a dish in front of me all night. As a result, everyone is talking: "Who is that woman? As if she had never eaten meat, she made all the elbows! Xiao Wang was at work when his cell phone rang. He picked up the phone and whispered, "Hey, Dad, have you eaten?" A female colleague whispered, "Xiao Wang called him dad. Why are you so polite?" Another colleague said, "You can't hear this. He must be talking to his father-in-law! " "Such a good mother always exaggerates the aunt's son downstairs to study well, be sensible and help Aunt Zhang. I said, "Aunt Zhang's son is so good, or should I chase him to be your son-in-law?" Mom immediately shook her head: "No, no! That child listens to his mother and has no opinion! " Later, my mother never praised Aunt Zhang's son ... I saw two children quarreling. A said, "Wendu or Wudou?" B said, "Do you dare to be both civil and military?" So I saw two children wrestling and reciting 300 Tang poems. John, a junior college student, signed up after seeing the advertisement for lifeguards in swimming pools. The owner of the swimming pool asked John, "Do you have any life-saving experience?" John shook his head. The boss asked, "What's your specialty?" John replied, "I am very long." The depth of the swimming pool is 2. 1 m, and my height is 2. 17. "

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