What does HR look like in your mind?

I heard that you are an HR?

Get up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog!

Yes, you don’t owe debts, but you owe others!

You have to search for resumes everywhere every day

In order to recruit someone, you even asked all your ex-boyfriends

What? Several recruitment websites paid tens of thousands of dollars!

But you told me that you can’t even recruit a PHP?

People who come for interviews always fail to satisfy the leadership

If you have too few qualifications, you may not be able to get a job

If you have a poor background, you may not be reliable

< p>A good life is too expensive

The candidate asked why he was passed

The leader said you should take care of it yourself

No way

< p>You are familiar with the package prices of various recruitment websites

After pleasing the boss, you also need to appease the candidates

You even changed your signature to a personalized one

" All the great masters, please crush me to death with your resume."

The most basic integrity between people is gone

The company has been waiting for more than half a month to recruit someone.

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I couldn’t say anything in the end

Everyone on my resume boasted about myself

During the interview, I couldn’t even answer the questions

Talk about salary as soon as you open the door

I’m too embarrassed to ask the leader for a second round of training

It sounds very simple!

Read it again according to the PPT

Let employees memorize the corporate culture, attendance system, personnel structure, etc.

and just review them occasionally

EXCUSE ME?

The boss thinks that since he has taught you this before

Why don’t the employees below you know how to do it?

Haven’t they all been trained?

You must have done a poor job as a training manager

Why don’t you eat shit?

Who knows what you have been through

I really don’t want to take the blame!

Whenever the performance appraisal screen fills up

Attendance statistics

Software such as Office, Excel, Word, etc. rush in front of you

One by one I sorted and checked carefully

Later I found that the numbers in the table were wrong

Okay, I changed them

I also found that there was an extra person who resigned in the document

If you change it again, it will loop infinitely and crash. . .

Recruitment, performance, attendance, and training are all done

The company must also do it internally

BOSS said that this time the gift must be grand and grand< /p>

Then the funds received were really meager

Finally I found a popular HR song on the Internet

There is a group of people on the other side of the mountain and the sea. HR

They are sad and fun

They are NB and stylish

They work there early and late

Six major modules that cause headaches< /p>

They are kind and brave and give favor to each other

Oh~ Kind HR~~ Oh~ Sad HR~

They worked together and exhausted their brains to sing the red face Playing a gay role

The salary is so small

so

I am telling you a joke

I It's an HR!