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Characters: Lao Wang, secretary, four interviewers (Xiaofeng, a middle-aged woman who suspects her husband of having an affair, MM, an unlearned college student, Yishui, a female college student who is unemployed, and comes from the countryside Nizi)

Props: a desk, a new type of water dispenser (a broken hot water bottle with cardboard boxes wrapped around it, saying "New Automatic Water Dispenser")

Opening:

Secretary: (Holding a folder in his hand, looking at the door from time to time, looking very impatient) It is said that the goals of the new four modernizations in the 21st century are: to put a switch on the sun, and to put a switch on the Yellow River. For railings, reverse gear for airplanes, and tiles for the Great Wall. No, being a secretary also requires emancipation of the mind, fashionable dress, hardworking hands and feet, and reduced salary. (Looks at the watch) What time is it? The stingy boss hasn’t come yet. It’s been a month since the recruitment news was sent out, and today Finally four came... (Suddenly heard a voice and stopped)

Old Wang: A boy who was a vegetable gang, packed with books for school, dug soil in the countryside, used to be a soldier, and rehabilitated into a factory , job-hopping and reopening, we are recruiting jobs today, who will take on the important responsibility? (Speaking and walking, shirtless, wearing a suit and tie)

Secretary: Early experience. Four applicants came today. They are all lined up and waiting outside. I have already informed them. 3 to 5 minutes of self-introduction, and then you will ask questions (with a smile on your face)

Lao Wang: Well, let’s get started (an official look)

Secretary: Invite No. 1

Xiaofeng: I’ve been waiting outside the door for a long time. I heard that there is only one assistant manager missing today. I have to perform well (take a deep breath). I’m really nervous (tearing off my clothes and walked in) ) Hello manager, I am Xiaofeng No. 1. I live in Mudanjiang this year. I have a high school degree. I am serious about my work, hard-working and capable, and rich in experience. I hope you can give me the opportunity to work for your company and create a better tomorrow (step out) Legs, raised one hand, quickly put it down, shyly)

Old Wang: Which company did you work in before?

Xiaofeng: I got married right after graduating from high school and stayed at home (bowed)

Lao Wang: Then why did you suddenly want to work again?

Xiaofeng: I want to be financially independent because I suspect that my husband is having an affair (nervous, rubbing hands)

Old Wang: Oh, (looking interested) you have a basis ?

Xiaofeng: Men who have an affair will have symptoms - they work overtime every day at the company, never do housework, turn off their mobile phones when they get home, delete text messages after they are sent, snore loudly when they go to bed, and often wear their underwear inside out, compare After examination, if the three criteria are met, the suspect is considered a suspect, and if four criteria are met, the diagnosis can be confirmed. (Xiaofeng’s expression is high-spirited, the secretary snickers, Lao Wang has some realization)

Lao Wang: So what if the diagnosis is confirmed, women should be submissive, and men are God (a proud expression)

Xiaofeng: Nowadays, society is different, I have also awakened, and marriage has caught up with the trend. Haven’t you heard of this passage? Marriage is called network connection, bigamy is called one card with two numbers, extramarital affair is called call transfer, lover is called mobile network connection, divorce is called cancellation of account, shutdown is called shutdown and number protection, remarriage is called resumption of service, remarriage of a woman is called transfer of ownership, remarriage of a man is called replacement of card... (The more he talked, the more he heard Lao Wang’s coughing stop. He noticed that he had lost his shape and regretted it. Lao Wang motioned to the secretary)

Secretary: Okay, you go back and wait for the notification, the next one ( Under the Xiaofeng)

Lao Wang: (watching Xiaofeng, talking to himself) Although I haven’t practiced martial arts since I was a child, I still feel that I am a person. I didn’t expect that no one would visit me even though I am a big boss. The boy has a crush on me. As a married woman, I am most afraid of meeting someone on the street and having my children call me uncle (sigh)

MM (walking up in a fashionable and cheerful manner) Hello, manager (throwing a wink at Lao Wang) I just After graduating from college, I love life and respect leadership. Today I want to apply for the position of deputy manager (smile) scratch your hair and smile)

Lao Wang: What major did you study? (With a kind attitude, he looked MM up and down)

MM: Everyone slept in a row in class, he was obsessed with anti-terrorism, he was a legend who was tireless, he sent text messages until he was in arrears, he smoked and massaged anesthesia all the time, and he didn’t get drunk after two bottles of liquor. Skipping classes in droves, long live college life. (Raises hands and makes fists) If you want to ask a professional, the above can do it all.

Old Wang: Hmm, (clears throat) Does that mean that you, the fourth grader of English and the second grader of National Secondary School, don’t know about it?

MM: This is not right. What we are promoting now is quality education. For the 2008 China Olympics, if you don’t know English, it is not feasible. Even if you are a bus, the conductor is still shouting (voice change) In order to support the Olympics, we The train crew has carried out English popularization activities. It is clear that it is an English proficiency certificate. If you are below level 4, please transfer to another vehicle.

Old Wang: You didn’t get off the car?

MM: I didn’t want to get off, so I was kicked off. (Disapproving expression) Nowadays, ability is much more important than certificates. To test your English proficiency, just read this three times in a row, (take out a piece of paper, the secretary picks it up to show to the audience, and hands it to Lao Wang)

Lao Wang: PEACE__WAR__-FOUND peace_war_found peace_war_found (Secretary laughs He couldn't stand up straight. Lao Wang realized that he had been fooled and glared at MM. He had never seen such an unqualified college student like you. He resisted (glaring and turning his head)

MM: That's because you haven't seen him. I'm dead, I'm an honors student. I have a classmate who won money on the first line, his eyes are red, his meals are tasteless, his limbs are weak, and his property is in ruins. , haha ??(satisfied)

Lao Wang: Let me tell you, back then I also traveled south and north, had my legs run over on the train track, drank water from the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers, and kissed a fool. The east wind blew, The war drums are beating. Who am I afraid of in heaven and on earth? Don’t argue with me about this. (He straightens his clothes and tie.) You can go back. (Close your eyes angrily. Exit MM)

Secretary: Next

Yishui: (Foreign trade is plain and the clothes are simple) Hello manager, my name is Yishui. I have many years of work experience and am serious and responsible. I got a job in the urban area. I hope you can give me a chance to prove myself. Opportunities

Lao Wang: (Looking down at his resume) Your resume says you were fired, why?

Yishui: My hometown is poor and backward. There is a popular saying: Clothes are basically based on spinning, getting rich is basically based on robbing, marrying a wife is basically based on thinking, communicating is basically based on shouting, and maintaining public security is basically based on dogs. After graduating from college, he did not choose to stay in the county town. Instead, he returned to the factory in his hometown and wanted to contribute his own strength. However, in the work unit, he worked hard and was dismissed from his post and investigated. Still, I was fired just because I objected to buying inferior materials (I said it very emotionally, wiping my tears)

Lao Wang: Yes (nods) Just go back and wait for the news. (Yi Shui is polite) This person is very good, but we can't use him, otherwise he may not be able to hide the tax evasion. What a pity (shakes head and sighs)

Secretary: Next (no response) Next (no response) Next (voice is very high,) (Nizi is dressed like a country girl, walking in After arranging her braids and applying some saliva to smooth her frizzy hair, Lala smiled innocently and laughed again and again. Lao Wang felt a little uncomfortable.)

Lao Wang: Give me that glass of water (with a smile on her face) Impatient, he crossed his legs and kept flicking the table with the fingers of his right hand. The secretary curled his lips and walked towards the water dispenser)

Ni: Yeah, this office is so grand. Look at the table and the floor, that’s it. It’s a bit strange, (pointing to the water dispenser, Lao Wang suddenly remembered something and stood up, blocking the water dispenser, until the secretary came back and put the water down. Lao Wang took a sip)

Secretary: Please introduce yourself first Bar

Nizi: Others call me Nizi. I come from Henantun. I haven’t graduated from junior high school. I have been in the city for half a year. I change jobs frequently. When I saw the recruitment information, I was destined to meet you thousands of miles away. Hehe ( Laughing) I am very serious about my work. (In a coquettish tone, crossing his hands and shaking his hands from side to side) If the deputy manager lets me take the role, it will be a great honor for the village. I'm not married yet (lower head, fiddling with hair)

Old Wang: (wanted to laugh but held back, secretary laughed) What do you think your advantages are? (sarcastic tone)

Nizi: I think I can do it. Our village chief said that I am the most beautiful one in our village, but someone who cleaned the glass made me say nasty things.

I am polished and polished. My mother said that I will definitely find a handsome husband in the future. I am never picky about food. I eat while cooking. No matter whether it is good or bad, I will be full when the meal is done. My father said that I You will definitely be able to please the boss (cross your hands and shake from side to side)

Old Wang: Well, okay, I have understood your conditions. You can go back and wait for notification,

Nizi : You must hire me, you must hire me, my mother has made me have ambitions since I was a child, to show up at the age of zero, to make progress every day at the age of one, to have lofty ideals at the age of twenty, to have basic orientation at the age of thirty, to be popular everywhere at the age of forty, to work hard at the age of fifty, Sixty retires and returns home, seventy plays mahjong, eighty bask in the sun, ninety lies on the bed, one hundred hangs on the wall, there is a thief. Didn’t the famous person say, if you have ambition, you can achieve anything ( Hammer yourself on the shoulder)

Old Wang: You are very interesting and honest.

Nizi: But I know everything.

Old Wang: Oh? What is pride?

Nizi: Be awesome

Lao Wang: What is modesty

Nizi: Just pretend

Lao Wang: What is diligence and thrift

Nizi: Pick it up

Lao Wang (squeezing and approving, nodding) What is dedication

Nizi: Silly

Lao Wang (stands up excitedly, Nizi is also excited) What is smart?

Nizi: Please me

(Lao Wang and Nizi reached out to hold hands at the same time) Finally found a soulmate

Secretary: You, you... (point to them)

Lao Wang: (Sit down quickly and pretend to be calm) Just use her, you will be the deputy manager from today onwards

Nizi: oh, yet

Secretary: But the manager...

Lao Wang: I am the manager. If I say she is good, he can be good, and if I say you are not good, you can be good or not. kindness? (Shi Wei)

Nizi: I can’t accept it (Lao Wang and Nizi smiled at each other)

Lao Wang: Go get her work clothes (Nizi looked expectant, but she was surprised when she got work clothes)

Nizi: What is this?

Secretary: Apron

Nizi: Huh? (Long voice) Are you using these as work clothes?

Lao Wang: I forgot to tell you that we are recruiting the deputy manager of Dadi Porridge Shop, with three employees. I am the manager, he is the accountant and secretary, and you are the deputy manager, with a lot of authority. The right to work here is yours, haha

Nizi: It turns out that the most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death, but the accidental entry into the Dazi Porridge Shop, I feel dizzy