Classic spoof trick SMS

1, the mobile phone married the mother machine, and PHS was born. PHS is ugly, with poor signal, unable to roam, unable to send short messages to each other, and heartbroken. After DNA testing, it was found that its father was not a mobile phone, but a walkie-talkie.

2, you are brighter than the stars in the sky, you are more fragrant than the flowers on the ground, you sing loudly, hell will become heaven, you dance heartily, and the universe will be crazy about it! God called you shit!

3. Buddy, I saw a company recruiting people, which is easy to work and well paid, and it is a world-famous enterprise, so I signed you up. Go to the interview. The recruitment company is McDonald's, and the position is toilet cleaner!

4, around, suddenly look back, looking for you in the crowd! Ah! You are in the deepest part of the pigsty, leaning against the tree, with a pipe in your mouth! Cool! Whose pig is this!

Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on you-Xiao Qiang the grasshopper!

6. Look at you like a soldier, look at your suit and tie like a jazz, and then listen to your elegant conversation to conclude that you are a doctor. Ask carefully and you will know that you are a hippie.

7. Holding your hand is like holding a dog; Touching your head is like touching a monkey; Holding your waist is like holding a cat.

8. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The cock and hen looked at the chicken, but the silly chicken didn't pay attention and secretly looked at the mobile phone.

9. You look like a pig from a distance and a tiger from a close look. If you look closely, it turns out to be a mouse. You look like a rabbit from above, a deer from below and a fox in the middle; Your left side looks cool and your right side is rich. Look carefully, it turns out to be very rustic. You are a native of China.

10, it is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She's really ungrateful. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion first and then fake daffodils!

1 1. I will teach you how to treat a man correctly. Help him spend money when he has money, avoid him when he has no money, follow him when he is rich, abandon him when he is frustrated, hit him when he is lonely, leave him when he is desperate, help him when he commits suicide, and torture him when he is old.

12, you are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, and as tolerant as the sea. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

13 Instead of sacrificing sleep and watching a dull sunrise in the cold wind, I prefer to meet a sunset when I pass by casually, standing alone and staring for a long time.

14, it pains me to see you today. You are thin and haggard. I can't control my tears, but please take good care of yourself! Pork is so expensive now, how much you gain is a catty!

15, you are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lu Bu, but you are actually from the Antarctic.

16, first time to see you! I like you so much! You noticed me, too. You smiled brightly and kept waving to me. I can't help hugging you! Cute lucky cat!

17, pig raising notice: a pure white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

18, money is a double-edged sword, you can buy a house but you can't buy a home; You can buy marriage but you can't buy love; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Now, give me all your money and let me suffer alone!

19, just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help telling you, please tell me next time you fart!

20. I always miss you recently. I know it's not good, but I can't help myself. If I don't tell you what I think, I will regret it all my life. No matter what your decision is, I will get up the courage to ask you: can I get that twenty cents back?

2 1, you have the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and even the posture of farting is so beautiful. But in public, can you control the rhythm?

On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I chose to walk behind you, and when you accidentally fell, I ran. Step on your foot!

23. Your child's name is face and mine is * * *. I lost face in the street. Five years later, you came to my house and said with emotion: If I lose face, I will be as old as you are now! Hey!

Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to eliminate all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Pack your things and go out for refuge. Don't say I informed you, remember!

25. There are two words I've always wanted to tell you. Today, I finally got up the courage to say to you. The first sentence: love you very much, love you very much, love you very much, really love you very much; The second sentence: Don't take the first sentence seriously, okay?

26. How to treat a man correctly: help him spend money if he has money; Avoid him when you have no money; Follow him if you succeed; Abandon him when frustrated; Hit him when you are lonely; Let him despair; Help him when he commits suicide; Torture him when he's old!

27, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking detached and lovely. I really don't know how you hit the rabbit at that time.

28, looking for someone: this person has a little ET gene, a little BT personality, and weighs MT. He has been engaged in IT for a long time, often goes to work OT, has done brain CT, and found TNT inside! Anyone who knows his whereabouts should call 9 1 1.

29. When I am bored, I miss you. When I am lonely, I miss you. You are the love of my life. My life is meaningless without you. When I was poor. You left. Come back! Lovely RMB.

30. I am happy when you are happy, I am happy when you are happy, I am worried when you are thin, I am smiling when you are strong, and I have money to sell you. Alas, it is really difficult to raise pigs!

3 1. It's summer and there are many mosquitoes. How to deal with mosquitoes that bite you alive? I suggest you take good care of it, raise it, educate it, find a good partner, have a fat doll, and finally be responsible for it. Who told him your blood was flowing on him!

32. Are you free tonight? I invite you to a good place and come to me quickly, or there will be no land. Oh, by the way, don't forget to bring toilet paper!

33. I think what you think; Wear clothes without styling; I don't get along with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; Don't steal if your heart is fine; Pneumonia is atypical!

34. The kangaroo said to the monkey: I can put my mobile phone in my bag, and you can only hang it on * * *. The monkey replied: actually, I am used to hanging around my neck!

35. You are under our surveillance. Don't look around! You can only put your mobile phone on the ground now, and then go forward, and you can't look back!

36, flowers are in full bloom, because spring is coming; The earth is hot, because summer is here; Fallen leaves are scattered, because autumn has arrived; Snowflakes are flying, because winter is coming, and pigs are laughing, because my news is coming.

37. I heard that you are good at falling in love. Many beautiful women are fascinated by your romance. Your method is a classic in biosca movies. If it is made into a movie, it will be a vivid Beauty and the Beast!

I have loved you for at least two centuries, dear. I lied to you for two centuries at most, you fucking fool.

39. There are no clouds in Wan Li, and streams are running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything. Please choose a good time for farting next time!

40. The matchmaker takes the woman on a blind date and looks at the handsome guy from a distance. Q: Is that okay? Woman: Will he? He fell in love with you at first sight. Seeing a one-eyed man after marriage, I asked the matchmaker angrily. A: I said he has a crush on you!

4 1, this message is a pink pig. Delete this information is African Piglet. Reply to this message. It's a wild boar in the wild pig forest. No reply. This is a Rwandan pig. The storage is Ukrainian white pig. It was forwarded by a local tyrant and a stupid pig. Hey, hey, what do you do?

I saw you in Beidaihe that day. Really, I can't believe my eyes. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

43. I dreamed that you were singing last night! Your singing is very sweet, and your sentimental expression touched me. I almost vowed to love you for 10 thousand years, but I dare not, because you are singing to a donkey: I will be you when I grow up!

44. There has been a recent chaos in Wulin. That's the dragon slaying sword reappeared in the Jianghu, with rivers of blood. Martial arts heroes are scrambling to tell each other that they want you to use your face as a shield to save all people in from the mire!

45, you go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone.

46. One day, my classmates and I went to the canteen for dinner. Because there were too many people, we decided to pack up and eat, so we squeezed in to order. When a friend wants to wrap bean sprouts, he is called: Auntie, I want to explode my teeth!

47. Excuse me! I want to stop talking to you, bothering you and inviting me to dinner, because the doctor told me to stay away from sweet things, and you are the sweetest one in my life … Haha, I am very happy every day!

48. You are a playboy of 10. You often have fun from nine to eight, and you can't have billions of money at home. You have been disgusted for more than 7 years, and you have to ask more questions all the time, but you are still half-hearted. You are definitely not a good person.

49, your loneliness, I will send it; I will dispel your troubles; I will share your sorrow; Your dream, I will help you realize it. It's not too late to be moved. Hurry up and perform your duty: lay eggs well!

50. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

5 1, buddy, you have a good life recently! Last time the city Council heard that you attended, the mayor met you personally. I heard that he came up to you affectionately, patted you on the shoulder with a smile and politely said, you, get out!

52. Strange, strange, strange. I found that I was interested in Chun Lv. Chun Lv has mental problems. He doesn't eat, drink or rest. Where is Wen Chun Green? He is buried in the news!

53. I will tell a fool when I am sad, share it with a fool when I am happy, and accompany a fool when I travel. Want to know who that fool is? That man is reading a text message.

54. The sky is not blue without you; Without you, I am upset; Life without you is really hard; It's really sweet to have you; My dearest, sweetheart. Not beauty, not you, but salary.

55. You are a 10 playboy and often have fun with 9. You can't have hundreds of millions of money at home. You abandoned for more than 7 years, looking for prey all day, 5 need to ask more questions, but 4 don't change, you are still half-hearted. You are definitely not a good person.

You like cleaning and mopping the floor every day. Your figure is graceful, your personality is shy and silent, you are unique in the world, you work hard and have no feminine taste, you will pass it on as a story, lovely mop!

57. You are working again! I told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always said meaningfully: It's warm, so I won't roll more dung balls. What shall I eat in winter?

58. Are you lonely? If so, why do you go downstairs to buy ropes and sticks, tie ropes to sticks, and wave sticks on the roof when it is windy, and people will ask you? Just say: I have a seizure.

59. Your belly is a little bigger, your neck is a little thinner, your head is a little shorter, your hair is a little less, your teeth are a little yellow, your thighs are a little shorter and your muscles are a little less. Other than that, you 100% are handsome.

60, your fart, shocking, such a high building collapsed to the ground, such a thick steel pipe collapsed so thin, really smelly fart!

6 1, I've been meaning to say three words to you these days, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do this, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

62. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

63. Notice of transfer: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required. Please confirm it within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.

You should pay attention to your image in the future. You're an adult. Don't be the same as before Drink less wine. Last night, someone saw you chasing the pig with a glass in your hand and shouted, are you your brother? If you are a brother, do it!

65. God knows that you are thirsty and created water; God knew you were hungry, so he created rice. God knows that you have no lovely friends, so he created me; However, God knows that there are no benzene eggs in this world, and he created you by the way.

66. Dear users, your phone bill is less than 0, 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: selling children, women, rice, iron and blood, land, houses and wives. Thank you for your cooperation!

67. Hello, donor! We are monks. When you receive this message, we have deducted the donation from 50 yuan from your mobile phone bill. In order to thank you, this hall grants you the highest legal number: mental retardation.

I can take good care of myself in the days without you! You can torture yourself slowly without me!

69. Remember? When you went to the singing contest, three of the four judges fell down. Fortunately, a judge came on stage and shook hands with you excitedly and said, what a genius! It costs money for others to sing, and your singing is fatal!

70. First-rate women dominate the family; Second-class women quarrel at home; Third-class woman, beaten at home; A fourth-class woman committed suicide with anger.

7 1, I have countless friends, but you are deep in my heart. When I turned around, you were beside the lamppost, eating grass and beside the tree. Her head was wrapped in a cloth to wipe her feet. Wow: Donkeys dare to be cool!

72, youth is infinitely good, it is too boring without you, there are tens of millions of networks, you come to him to run, people don't sleep in the middle of the night, it is too difficult to find a confidante, and the people you spend infatuation with are enough!

73. It is said that meteors are responsive! If I can, I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking through the silent night sky for me, and then with my blessing, let it fall on your sleeping pillow-crush you to death!

74. Meeting you is my destiny, really. Diaosi is your mask to confuse all beings, and your loneliness makes you mysterious. I watched you coming to me, and then I heard your affectionate cry: Want money or die?

75. I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; I wish you laugh often, you have to laugh anyway; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.

76, smoking countless, drinking straight spit. Drive into a tree and walk slowly on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman.

77. You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding.

78. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming, walking slowly in the street in a plaid vest. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

79. Missing you is a common thing, missing you is a daily thing, dreaming about you is a nightly thing, loving you is a lifelong thing, and cheating you is just one thing.

80. I hate myself, really. All I know is that I let you stay with me all day, but I never let you have a full meal. Every time I see your thin and shriveled figure, my heart is always sour, poor me ... wallet!

8 1, when I finished reading the short message you sent me, I finally understood that you used so much affection for me! So sincere! How unforgettable! You can't forget me! So I decided: turn it off and piss you off!

82. Dude, do you want to be an official? I promise you to go out on business, the police car will clear the way, three meals a day will be delivered on time, there will be a mobile sentry at night, and the police will give you a pair of handcuffs.

Shall we go on a date on Saturday Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I'll take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down!

84. If you want, I will give you my heart; Of course I won't give it to you if you want it; You can't ask me not to give you; You said not to let me give it to you! Everyone must be reasonable. I don't care who cares about you. I love you.

85. If there is no starlight in the sky from now on, I will hold your hand in the dark; If the end of the world comes, even if there is no escape, I will let you snuggle up next to me-you are so kind, flashlight!

86. I want to send you some clothes. You are in poor health. I want to send you a drink, and your daughter-in-law nags; Want to give you sugar, your blood sugar rises; I want to send you RMB, but I am not rich myself; I can only send you text messages, but unfortunately your culture is not high enough to understand!

87. I heard that I met a big black pig on my way to work. Passers-by took out bananas, cakes, etc. Black pig just doesn't give way. At this time, you took out your ID card, and Black Pig quickly stepped aside and said, Boss, I can find you! Dear, I am very happy every day!