Classic quotes from Internet celebrity Zhang Xiaohe

1. Money is a good thing, spend it sparingly... (VC Gao said)

2. Spend more and earn less, work more overtime and get less salary increase, it is really shameless See the beauties of Jiangdong. (Huang Agou said)

3. Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

4. Mona Lisa’s smile is charming, but a high VC smile is deceptive.

5. There is a little more money, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy a room a year ago)

6. Hello everyone, I am Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at working overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

7. People can't help themselves when they catch a cold.

8. Why doesn’t the earth take me with it when it rotates?

9. Turn grief and anger into food! (Lily Box said)

10. When you get to the end of your life, you realize that you are lucky to be behind others! (When others are in coffins, you are still alive)

11. Life is about not raining when you bring an umbrella. When it really rains, the umbrella has been lost...

12. You If we don’t get a raise, I will go on strike together with the fax machines and time clock machines! (The copier said)

13. Raise wages to guide the people!

14. When the world is not normal, the punch card machine is always normal.

15. Marat was stabbed to death, but I died of overwork.

16. If you don’t want to go to work, just become an angry youth

17. Waste your life on doing nothing...

18. All capitalists are paper tigers.

19. If you work harder, you won’t have to deduct your salary this month! (VC Gao said)

20. The company has almost become a nightclub, and there are always meetings at night. (Huang Agou said)

21. Fantasy is an indispensable aphrodisiac in the office.

22. World Sleep Day is the most important holiday for office workers.

23. The sailing of the sea depends on the boss, the growth of all things depends on the beautiful women, and the revolution depends on the employees’ eyes wide open and blood and sweat...

24. Why is the world flat? Because the earth is flat. Why is the earth square? Because we live in a box.

25. The office building is a box, the office is also a box, and the home is also a box. Cars, elevators, files, tables, chairs, books, etc., everything is a box, a box within a box. Because everyone lives and moves in one box after another, people are also boxes.

26. When there is a gap, there is love; when there is no gap, there is only friendship.

27. One day of work and one day of work...

28. The boss is made through hard work.

29. I don’t want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

30. Where there are lunch boxes, there is exploitation.

31. Even beggars have to take a holiday.

32. Who knows that packing Chinese food in a box is hard work.

33. Documents can never be completed, and our youth will be consumed.

34. Who is the cutest person? boss!

35. I take a long breath to wipe my nose, and I feel sorry for the hardship of white-collar workers. (VC Gao said)

36. The job fair is full of mountains and seas of boxes, and application letters are lost in the sea.

37. To hell with the year-end report! ! ! Quotations from the classic Internet celebrity Zhang Xiaohe

People can’t help themselves when they catch a cold.

Why doesn’t the earth take me with it when it rotates?

Turn grief and anger into food! (Lily Box said)

When I get to the end of my life, I realize that those who are lagging behind are actually blessed! (When others are in coffins, you are still alive)

Life is about not raining when you bring an umbrella. When it really rains, the umbrella has been lost...

If you don’t get a raise, I will go on strike together with the fax machine and clock card machine! (Copy Machine Says)

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A salary increase guides the people!

When the world is not normal, the punch card machine is always normal.

Mara was stabbed to death, and I died of overwork.

Money is a good thing, spend it sparingly... (VC Gao said)

If you don’t want to work, just become an angry youth

Waste your life doing nothing Up...

All capitalists are paper tigers.

If you work harder, you won’t have to deduct your salary this month! (VC Gao said)

The company has almost become a nightclub, and there are always meetings at night. (Huang Agou said)

Spend more and earn less, work more overtime and get less salary increase. It’s really shameless to see the beauties from Jiangdong. (Huang Agou said)

Fantasy is an indispensable aphrodisiac in the office.

World Sleep Day is the most important holiday for office workers.

: The sailing of the sea depends on the boss, the growth of all things depends on the beautiful women, and the revolution depends on the employees’ eyes wide open and blood and sweat...

: Why is the world flat? Because the earth is flat. Why is the earth square? Because we live in a box.

The office building is a box, the office is also a box, and the home is also a box. Cars, elevators, documents, tables, chairs, books, etc., everything is a box, a box within a box. Because everyone lives and moves in one box after another, people are also boxes.

Hello everyone, I am Zhang Xiaohe. I am good at working overtime, not good at chasing girls, and not good at pleasing the boss.

: Only when there is a gap can there be love, and when there is no gap there is only friendship.

: The clock hit the same day as the last day of work...

: The boss has to endure it.

I don’t want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

Where there are box lunches, there is exploitation.

Even beggars have to take a holiday.

Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

Who knows that packing Chinese food in a box is hard work.

The documents will never be finished, and our youth will be consumed.

Who is the cutest person? boss!

I take a long breath to wipe my nose, and I feel sorry for the hardships faced by white-collar workers. (VC Gao said)

Mona Lisa’s smile is charming, but VC Gao’s smile is deceiving.

Job fairs are crowded with people, and application letters disappear into the sea.

There is a little more money, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy a room a year ago)

To hell with year-end reports! ! !

Classic quotations from Internet celebrity Grandma

Grandma said: "Plain is true, ordinary is good, these are what lazy people say. Ask the people on the top of the mountain, he If I tell you the truth, he will definitely say that he will not regret it in this life, and he will go to the top of the mountain in the next life. "Grandma said: "Think of others when you have good things, and others will always think of you. Don't think about others, only care about yourself. In the end, you will be left alone, and there will be no communication with one person. The good things in a person's life are limited, and they are over. The more people there are, the more good things will happen."

Grandma said: "Those who suffer the consequences of being dumb know it well, and those who suffer the consequences of being dumb know better."

Grandma said: "Those who retreat suffer temporary losses. Giving others a way is tantamount to another Find a way out for yourself.

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Grandma said: How ridiculous it is for a person with only one tooth left to say "he laughed so hard"

Grandma said: "There is a bowl of rice for others to eat. If you are hungry, you are helping others; if you cannot eat a pot of rice, if you serve someone a bowl, you are asking others to help you.

Grandma said: "No matter what you can't figure out, just think about it backwards. If you don't like someone, you can get used to it if you change it." "

Grandma said: "There are some things where you can work hard, and there are some things where you can't work hard. When it gets dark, no one can stop me!" "

Grandma said: "The more love you have, the more you love. Love is a bank. If you are not afraid of spending money, you are afraid of not saving money. "

Grandma said: "There are not many things, and sometimes you have to weigh up what you say if you say more or less. Sometimes a word can knock someone down for a lifetime, and a word can lift someone up for a lifetime. "

Grandma said: "Foreign devils are really good at eating. Sunflowers are the best thing. Their heads will turn wherever the sun shines. "

Grandma said: "You have to suffer when you are born, don't complain. Complaining is also suffering, and not complaining is also suffering. Don’t you educated people say, ‘Life is about being born and living’? What is sweetness? It’s sweet to be free from illness and disaster, it’s sweet to have arms and legs, and it’s sweet to be illiterate if you can read a word. "

Grandma said: "You have to move forward on your own feet in life. You have to walk on the main road and the small road. If you can't walk, you have to turn. Turning is not a bad thing. Turning If you walk too much, you will go faster if you go up the straight road. Take a break when you are tired from walking. As long as you know where to go and what to do, the journey will not be in vain. A person's life is to move forward. If you don't move, you will die halfway. Why don't you move on and live a good life?"

Grandma said: The most valuable thing for a person is knowing how much he weighs. How many liang? If it doesn’t weigh enough, why don’t you try to stand on the big scale? The weight won’t move.

Grandma said: My child, remember, half of people speak with their mouths and the other half. Say it with your heart. Just listen to what you say with your heart.

Grandma said: Some things can be done with great effort, but some things cannot be done at all. No one can stop me

Grandma said: You are just wearing a cotton-padded jacket and looking forward to a skirt, and wearing a skirt and thinking about a cotton-padded jacket, if these people weren't waiting for you at home, you might be on TV. They can’t speak human language anymore.

Grandma said: “Look at their playful and smiling faces. They are so clever and can’t speak, but they have a lot of brains! "

Grandma said: "Big peanuts and small peanuts have to be chewed in the stomach, but it is different if they are planted in the ground. Good seeds will produce good peanuts, but bad seeds will produce small peanuts. The same goes for children."

Grandma said: "When you have people, you have everything... No matter how expensive things are, they can't be as valuable as people.

Grandma said: "The most valuable thing for a person is to know how much you weigh. If you don't know how much you weigh, why don't you try to stand on a big scale? The weight won't even move."

Grandma said: "It's dark. Who can hold the sun from going down? You have to lie down. Don't be afraid, my child, it will light up in the end no matter how dark it is."

Grandma said: "There is no big happiness in a lifetime, small happiness comes one day at a time"

Grandma said: "Hope, hope, hope too much, hope too much, your hope will come true."

Grandma said: "The mountains fall, and everyone grows old. You will find out if you rely on yourself. In the end, you rely on yourself."

Grandma said: "If you don't fall on yourself, you can get through anything. "If you fall down, no one can help you."

Grandma said: "Big peanuts and small peanuts have to be chewed in the stomach, but it is different if they are planted in the ground." Seeds produce good peanuts, and bad seeds produce small peanuts. The same is true for children. You are all watching. If I do something "smart", you will not be smart when you grow up. "

Grandma said: "It's easy to tear apart the skin, but it's hard to tear it off. You will have a scar on your face for the rest of your life."