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Curtain opening: In the middle of the stage are seats and tea tables for passenger trains. The announcement of the train entering the station.

[Old Tie got on the train with a sullen face.

Iron: Alas, when my daughter grew up, my father found someone to cast pig iron, which made my father get on the train and run away from home. Hello, I'm your father. I'm not your father! Ask me where I am. If I don't tell you, I don't need you to collect the body if I die outside! Don't blow the lamp and pull out the wax with that boy named Geng, and don't call me dad in the future! (Shut down, sit down)

Old Geng is carrying a heavy iron block.

Geng: My son has a meeting in Beijing. He asked me to deliver the things quickly. I bought a ticket. It is 249. We're one 250 short. (Looking at the ticket to find a seat) This is 253...252 ...25 1. Excuse me, comrade, are you 250?

Tie: (ignoring each other) ...

G: Comrade, this is 249. Are you number 250?

Tie: Are you bored? Where did you get such a lack of fire, and you said that others were 250.

Geng: (suddenly discovering that the other person is an acquaintance) Oh, if it isn't Brother Tie Leng! I am old Geng, Geng is old and faded. I haven't seen you for years. You don't recognize me? Now, your daughter is with my son. They are more energetic than that fat pot. ...

Tie: (Narrator) Today, it was a toad who ran to his feet. How can you be so boring? I met him on the train.

Geng: (Enthusiastic) cold brother, my son said that your daughter is not bad, smart and capable, beautiful and kind, full of curves, charming and sexy. ...

Iron: OK! No one treats you as a mute, and the whole carriage only hears you croak.

Geng: Brother Leng, I mean we are going to be relatives. In-laws, where are you going?

Iron: A chicken lays a hundred eggs on its ass, so you won't drop them? What in-laws? You have the wrong person. I'm not the iron boss.

Geng: What! Even if you peel off three layers of skin, I can recognize you as the iron boss. At that time, my brother and I worked in the workshop of an iron foundry. Who doesn't know that you do the best, say the most dirty jokes and sing the most waves? Now I still think of it with a bang. For example, you sang The Lover: The Lover was sent to the north of the gate and met an old turtle with a big stone tablet on his back. ...

Tie: (abruptly interrupting each other) Stop singing! I tell you, I'm really not a local, I'm not an old iron cold, and I'm not your future in-laws.

Geng: Hey, hey, that's weird. So where are you from? What's your last name?

Tie: I'm ... I'm from Cixian, and my last name is Zhang.

Geng: Cixian people. I'm sorry, then I'm from Xiongxian, and my last name is Chu. (hit with a stick)

Tie: (laughs) Haha ...! You old rascal.

Geng: Brother Tie, I know you have a knot in your heart about your child's marriage. But you know, my son is not as worthless as I am. That kid is a good piece of steel! He is a college student. Usually, I, a lout, won't educate him with any aphorisms and famous sentences. I always say to him: We are from Gaocheng, and everything will be successful. Not only do you make a career, but you can also make a career with your classmates and the girls of Laotie's family!

Tie: Then I'm an emperor admirer again. Praise the emperor, praise the emperor, and let them disperse first and then yellow. I'm happy that they broke up. Praise the emperor's new music and disperse the yellow heart music ...

G: Here we go again. Otherwise people will laugh at our illiteracy. Why bother with place names?

Tie: Well, if you can't play elegant, you can make me happy. Ever since my girl stuck to your smelly son, brother, I've been holding a heart, like that popcorn stove, which is about to explode! I have something to say to who! They always drill into the house. It is said that they have drilled the results from their hut, and among them, there are still some miscarriages ... Oh, my face has no place to rest!

G: No, they develop high-strength railway components for the company. After several miscarriages, I finally got the result. You tell yellow jokes and sing yellow songs all your life, and imagine red things as yellow! Dead and alive, what a fuss! Besides, what happened to my son? 1.80m, 150 kg, graduated from junior college for three years, and was a junior in Chen Yi Company.

Tie: I'm afraid I'll lose my head in the end and never get ahead in my life.

Geng: No, you look at people with wood. I just told you that my son is high-quality steel. If you don't believe me, listen to me knock. This steel sheet sounds good. (Untie the bag and take out a railway steel tap)

Tie: (overjoyed) Ouch! That would be great. I've been dealing with steel all my life, and this is the first time I've heard such a strong sound of steel. This voice, for an old steelworker like me, is better than Song Zu Ying, Yan Weiwen and Dai Yuqiang!

Geng: This kind of steel was developed by my son with the support of your daughter. It can be said that this steel is my son and my son is this steel.

Tie: So, the company's private enterprise is really great? !

G: of course. As you know, the national railway has been speeded up six times, and this time the return is attributed to Chen Yi Company. At present, among all railway equipment manufacturers in China, only four have won the bid, and Chen Yi is one of them. Chen Yi relies on the quality of this famous product and technical talents like my son! It is because of the production of this high-strength casting that my son has won awards from many departments of the country and is holding a conference in Beijing these days.

Tie: Stop, stop. Where did you say your son had the meeting?

G: Beijing is very big.

Tie: Where is Beijing?

Geng: You are so old that you don't even know the grandeur of Beijing, otherwise people will say that you have no culture. Great. That's the most famous place in Beijing. All the meetings are held in that place. You see, the newspaper says: "National Railway Equipment Expo is held in Beijing".

Tie: Oh, they mean a grand event in Beijing. ...

Geng: I also mean the grand event in Beijing, where many meetings are held. Come on, come on, you have no culture, I won't argue with you.

Tie: Who knows the audience best under the cultural stage? Are you right?

Geng: Stop inciting your girl to marry my son. Angry, piss you off!

Tie: I'm not angry. I also want to go to Beijing to see your son. He realized the ideal of an old steel worker and made such a great contribution to the country.

Geng: Not much contribution. Please listen to the speed of the train under your feet. Chen Yi's products are particularly strong! Whenever Chen gets on the train, their hearts are surging. It can be said that we carry the speed-increasing wheel on our shoulders and let it run forward day and night!

Tie: Lao Geng, are you Chen alone now?

Geng: Yes, we were laid off together that year, and our son had to go to school. Manager Zhang of Chen Yi heard that I was good at technology and personally recruited me. From then on, I turned waste into treasure, and I am not old. The drier the foundry, the better my mood.

Tie: Please talk to the leader and let me turn waste into treasure, as long as I play with steel and work with your son, with or without salary.

Geng: I understand your feelings. I'm afraid my son will disagree. Do you think he can still want you if you don't recognize him as a son-in-law?

Tie: Oh, I have to be an old man before I become a worker. Well, now I agree, I am willing to marry your son. ...

G: Stop it. The bus has reached the terminal. Get ready to get off.

Tie: You arrived in Beijing so soon?

Geng: No, it's called speeding up. Go, get off.

Tie: Brother, you have to take care of me when I enter the factory. Please, in-laws, my good in-laws.

Geng: (intentionally) What in-laws? I don't know you! You are from Cixian County, I am from Xiongxian County, your surname is Zhang, and my surname is Zhang. ...

Tie: Come on, we are all from Gaocheng. High success, high success!

Geng: Yes, Lianzhou Lianzhou, linked your's heart together and walked together last week.