Humorous jokes

Many people can't live without jokes, because jokes can not only make people feel comfortable and happy, but also make depressed people feel that the world is interesting and beautiful. The following is a collection of humorous jokes I compiled for you, for reference only. Let's have a look!

Humorous joke 1 Slaughterhouse recruits some pigs. A man with a height of only about 90 cm came to apply.

The boss looked at him and said, "You are so short; What can I do? "

The man replied, "I have investigated, and the pigsty of rural people is only one meter high." I'm going in to get the pig out. I want to make sure I don't hit my head and get trampled to death by the pig. "

So the boss hired him.

Humorous jokes The second one is a girl

I watched her for a long time in the park. She sat there quietly, drinking beer, her eyes were red, as if she had something on her mind. In an instant, all kinds of questions about this mysterious beauty flashed in my mind. Seeing that she drank up the third can of beer on the bench, she looked around and there were still many people waiting for the opportunity to move. She couldn't hesitate any longer.

I got up the courage to stand up first and asked with concern, "Girl, do you still want this jar?"

Humor joke 3 cousin

Last year in Tomb-Sweeping Day, my family went to the grave. My sister-in-law's house 17-year-old cousin suddenly sobbed twice, then smiled twice in a low voice and said, You are all here, and you are still a little filial.

Then he quickly squatted down, picked up the tribute and ate it.

My second aunt's 15-year-old cousin was scared and cried directly, and my uncle took the lead in reacting. I gave my cousin a whip and two slaps when I went up.

That year, the sky was clear and it was drizzling. My uncle stopped all his relatives from going up to the mountain and watched my cousin knock on the head of 100 with tears before letting him go down.

Xiao Wu, who had experience in sales promotion, went to a plastic products factory to find a job.

"What products do you want me to promote?" Xiao Wu asked the department manager.

"You specialize in selling multifunctional trash cans." The department manager said.

"It is too difficult to sell only one product. What if I can't sell it? " Xiao Wu asked again.

"It's very simple. The trash can't be sold, and the boss immediately sells you into the trash can. " The department manager answered easily.

Jia Jia and her mother went to the concert.

Mom: Jia Jia, do you know what the man standing in front of the band is doing with a stick?

Jiajia: Mom! Did you see those instruments? They made different noises, and the man stirred them up with a stick!

Mom: ......

The printer doesn't print clearly enough. I called the after-sales, and the after-sales girl said, "You just need to clean this problem yourself manually. There are methods in the instructions. " If our maintenance personnel used to clean it, they should pay at least 100 yuan for cleaning. "

I asked curiously, "Didn't you earn 100 yuan?" Your boss knows that you are crowding out your business, so you must not be fired by him. ! "

The salesgirl lowered her voice and said, "Our boss said that we can usually make more money if customers repair the printer themselves first."

Humor joke Article 7 When the man proposes, the woman's parents: Please introduce yourself. A said: I have 10 million; B said: I have a mansion worth 20 million;

Parents are very satisfied. Just ask C, what do you have at home? C: I have nothing but the baby in your daughter's belly. AB is speechless and left.

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