Funny sentences about boredom

1. Others have a background, but I only have a back view.

2. Nowadays, those who can earn 200 kilograms of pork a month are barely considered white-collar workers.

3. It is said that love is found around the corner. Damn, I was not careful. I was hit by a car before I even reached the corner!

4. Desperate. Why walk? Just take the bus.

5. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!

6. Spit is used to count money, not to use it. That's reasonable!

7. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself first. Don't blame the earth's lack of gravity for constipation.

8. If one day I become a gangster, please remember to remind me that I was once pure.

9. I searched for him thousands of times, but when I looked back, that person still ignored me

10. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, but my time in Telecom , you are in Netcom

11. God gave us youth while also giving us acne!

12. Go to class today and sleep like yesterday!

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13. In the end, I couldn't outrun that BMW. I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

14. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

15. The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Brother, let me go, you are blocking my mobile phone signal.

16. Live well, because we will die for a long time!

17. We should keep quiet when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep.

18. People are not smart, so they still imitate other people’s baldness!!

19. I always wander between A and C.

20. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?

21. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

22. No matter how awesome you are Even Chopin of B can’t play the sorrow of Lao Tzu!

23. As long as you dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug out?

24. There are two ways to pollute a place Method: garbage, or banknotes!

25. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small.

26. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.

27. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

28. Pain is the enjoyment that can only be enjoyed by sober people.

29. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you.

30. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

31. After twenty years of loneliness, I always thought that this time I could stay with you forever.

32. Why be too serious, why be too persistent. The vain pursuit leaves only sadness in the end.

33. Many times, seeing too clearly makes you unhappy, and is worse than being childish and heartless.

34. What we didn’t have time to say out became the regrets in each other’s hearts.

35. Loving someone is difficult, and it is even harder to give up the one you love.

36. Don’t love me, I don’t have much confidence.

37. Don’t make promises to me easily, that’s something you can never give me.

38. When your tears slide down the side of your face, I can only be considerate like a friend.

39. All the past events have faded into flowing water, and the heavy footsteps confirmed that meeting each other was originally a beautiful mistake.

40. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge in it, you will be kicked out.

41. Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your badness, we will never say goodbye.

42. A smile covers up tears. It’s because I’m too strong or you don’t allow me to be sad.

43. I use time to weigh myself, and then criticize my superficiality and arrogance.

44. I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I’m frustrated and give me a bite when I’m happy. Funny quotes about being bored

1. Life is a huge boring field, and thinking about life is the most stupid and boring behavior.

2. Being at home alone is really boring! It looks like my husband is going on a business trip for another week! Although my husband also plays games at home, I still miss him very much when I can’t see him!

3. Even if you are bored to death on weekends, you don’t want to do homework.

4. My son is so pitiful. Apart from going downstairs to eat, he has been staying at home these two days! I know it's boring for him to be alone at home, but I'm so busy that I can't go back to spend time with him! Even so, my son never forgets to call me every day to ask me if I have eaten! I finally know why you call him Xiao Ai!

5. When I am bored, I like to silently read all the commentaries I have posted, and then delete the unbearable memories. Who does this too?

6. Please cherish having friends who accompany you when you are bored.

7. God’s life is boring and he needs good music, so he took Michael Jackson away from God’s life. When he got bored, he wanted a mobile phone and took Jobs away

8. Pushing the person he loved away with his own hands but saying that he was lonely and unloved

9. Repeating the day every day, boring Ordinary but my favorite life - lying in your arms when sleeping, reaching out to hug you when half asleep and half awake, opening my eyes to see you when I wake up. I really hope that if I work harder every day, my life will move towards my goal. , I don’t want to repeat yesterday’s story, day after day, year after year. Squatting at the bottom of society, I would be teased by people with ill intentions from time to time. What should I do?

10. Looking back, every step of the way was so lonely.

11. The best way is to live life to the fullest every day. Not everyone is bored. If you are alone, remember to read books, listen to songs, and learn flower arrangement. There will be a good spirit to support you on good days. To be clean and self-sufficient is white, to be financially independent is to be rich, and to be both internal and external is beautiful.

12. I was born in a very poor family. I remember that when I was a child, my father’s life was very boring and he could only count money all day long. The same was true for my mother, who was sweeping away money all day long; my family

13. Please believe that half of the rumors are false. There are many boring people, many people are adding jealousy, and there are also many people who can stand and talk without pain.

14. If you can’t see the moon and the moon tonight, Stars, I stole them. If you see the stars and the moon tomorrow night, it’s because I’m tired of playing with it and gave it back to the boring sky.

15. I was on duty at the book club today. I was alone and quite quiet. Drinking tea, reading books, blogging, and listening to music, I was inexplicably reminded of a passage in Mr. Da's "Morning Blossoms Plucked at Dusk": I often want to find a little quietness in the chaos, but it is not easy. It's so bizarre right now, and my heart is so confused. When a person has only memories left, life may be considered boring, but sometimes there are no memories at all. Hehe, hehe.

16. In the past, there were no TVs, mobile phones, or computers. When people were bored, they could only read. But what is happening to this society now?

17. Damn it, I’m just bored. Waiting for your QQ reply, I am trying my best to give you happiness just because I am bored, and I am falling in love with you just because I am bored.

18. In every love, there is a person who will wait silently for that love forever and ever. Maybe I am that person.

He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, he just asks you to live a happy life, he doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, he just asks you to take good care of yourself!

19. Love is a boring topic

20. When I was a child, I had a very silly idea: If two people are bored together, then it is not boring.

21. Spending Christmas Eve by yourself is so boring

22. The Little Sunflower Classroom has started. If you are not good at studying, it is mostly because you are bored. Click to enter Qingguo Academy and turn around to become a top student and get immediate results!

23. In fact, every girl is afraid that after you say good night and after I go to bed, you will find a girl to chat with on the grounds of boredom. You laugh so happily but forget that there are human reasons.

24. I forward those boring comments just to let you know that you can still talk to me, but the results are always disappointing.

25. Is summer vacation fun? Is summer vacation tiring? Is summer vacation boring? It must be so

26. I don’t know anyone here, but I like the feeling of being alone here. I know now You are boring. In fact, we are the same

27. Women are just like a cigarette, which makes people bored when they light it up and flick it away after you finish it. Remember that you have to live like a drug, either you can't give it up or you can't afford it.

28. In fact, everyone has someone who cannot be forgotten. You will always think about it when you are bored. When you are eating alone, think about some people who you will never forget in your life.

29. I am just afraid that if I invest too much, I will be sad when I leave.

30. People who are full and have nothing to do just sing! Bored Quanzhou people go to Jinjiang every day when they have nothing to do... Do you want to make an appointment? Hahaha

31. Don’t you think it’s boring to use celebrities’ heads to make money? Are you tired of being a goddess all day?

32. Don’t pay too much attention to the people who reply to you instantly. Maybe they are just bored and have nothing to do

33. Mathematics nowadays is so boring that even triangles can’t be solved To prove.

34. My partner is out, so boring!

35. One time I was bored and flipping through my contacts and discussion groups, and suddenly I found a discussion group created by a [stranger I love], and there were only him and me in it!

36. Sometimes during the summer vacation, I feel bored and frustrated, and I really want to start school. Because I no longer have the care and company of my friends and classmates.

37. When I am bored, no one pays attention to me. When I'm busy, everyone is looking for me.

38. I originally thought it would be a boring epistolary romance novel. But not entirely, because it’s not boring at all! I admire Helen for her passion and outspokenness. Hailian expressed in her letter that some of her insights into buying and reading books were very unique and could be used for learning. The male protagonist is an authentic British gentleman and very good-looking.

39. Why am I not like before, when I see my former friends doing boring things, I don’t want to participate but shake my head and walk away, not interested in these things

40. Do you ever miss someone for no reason when you are bored? I admit that I do

41. I don’t like the days when I take medicine before eating every day. I don’t like not being able to eat anything. I don’t like the days when I can eat, I don’t like the days when I can’t wash my hair and take a bath, I don’t like the days when I can’t go out at home all day long, I don’t like the days when I can clean and cook at home all day long. I'm so upset that I can't sleep every night, and I don't want to get up during the day because I'm bored. Based on the above, I feel like I am on the road to depression!

42. When you are bored in the future, I will accompany you.

43. If you don’t do it, you won’t die. I never want to go out on a stormy day. Meetings are inevitable, but I once again forced myself to attend boring dinner parties and talk with people who were uninterested and disgusted. It was a completely speechless topic, and I really had no interest in talking about the gossip. It was just vulgarity from beginning to end, eating, playing, and nothing else. I went home at night. As a result, I caught a cold, my throat was inflamed and I couldn't sleep at night.

44. You are thinking about how to plot against me every day, right? If you think I am really so important to you, then you can do whatever you want, I don’t care. For that boring bitch

45. You still think you are being clever. I am not stupid and can’t tell the difference. I just don’t want to expose your evil deeds. I am really tired and want to find a place to rest. Stop this boring game.

47. I clearly miss him but insist that I don’t. Although he was obviously wronged, he smiled and let it go. It was obviously painful but he gritted his teeth and persisted. She obviously wanted to chat with him but said it was boring. Obviously sleepy

48. Looking for you on the faces of countless strangers is a little game I play on the boring and long journey.

49. My mother said that being alone at home is really boring and I don’t know what to do. I really want to watch TV, walk and chat with her every night after get off work. People in middle age are particularly afraid of loneliness. Because I am so young, I am also afraid of being alone. My mother needs someone to accompany her even more.

50. I am so bored, so bored, so bored. When I really want to chat, I find that you are all so busy. If there is no one to chat with me, I will fall asleep. Boring and funny jokes

Excerpts of the latest boring and funny jokes

1. You say you don’t have a diploma, but you still imitate others who are ugly or smart, and you imitate others who are bald!

2. If you have nothing to do, just soak in the sun. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot.

3. Don’t talk to me about ideal quitting.

4. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat well?

5. Being low-key! is the most awesome way to show off.

6. Only when you hold the hand of the son will you know that the son is ugly and full of tears. If you don't leave, I will leave.

7. Even a piece of shit will encounter a dung beetle one day. So don't be upset that you're a piece of shit.

8. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside!

9. The effect of contraception: If you don’t succeed, you will become an adult!

10. I am not a casual person! But when I am casual, I am not a human being!

11. Although you have toothy teeth, don’t feel sorry for yourself, toothy teeth are good! With toothy teeth, you can dig sweet potatoes and cover your chin to drink tea when it rains. It can be used for picnics with tea residues, and it can be used as a knife and fork. Do you think having teeth is a bad thing?

12. I am in the world but there are no legends about me!

13. About thongs : I used to take off my underwear to look at my butt; now I pull my butt off to look at my underwear

14. Walking in other people’s path leaves others with no way to go!

15. Is it okay to fight for reputation without steaming steamed buns? ?

16. Why do I eat more salt than you eat rice? That’s because you are heavy-mouthed; why do I cross more bridges than you walk? That’s because you are lazy.

17. I’m fine, Thirteen Taibao Golden Bell’s training is all about the butt.

18. Today, the roses in our store are the cheapest. You can even buy a few for your wife.

19. I really don’t want to do it anymore because the iron pestle has been worn into an embroidery needle.

20. The east wind blows the war drums and the beauties are drunk, hoping for your return and good news, and the strong men return.

Appreciation of the latest boring and funny jokes

1. Come and break your hands and feet, come and break your head.

2. Chatting is more expensive and Internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw away both.

3. If you don’t chat on the Internet, you will be angry to death.

4. This person is dead and has something to do with burning paper.

5. The chef is organizing a special meeting to study whether to stew the white bone essence in clear or braised white bone essence.

6. Weeping in the wind and peeing on the insteps.

7. There are so many things that people can’t do with their skin and floss.

8. No matter how perfect the figure is, it is still a source of ridicule in the eyes of people who don’t love her.

9. A small tree cannot become a useful person if it is not cultivated, and a child cannot become a useful person if it is not cultivated.

10. Accumulation for a long time may lead to an explosion; and an outbreak for a long time may lead to a collapse.

11. Be respectful when dealing with superiors, and be coercive when dealing with subordinates. Be reserved and reserved when dealing with peers.

12. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.

13. You said that you still wear a progressive hat on your backward head.

14. Cannonfang’s head was also combed with lightning strikes.

15. I don’t know how to speak. I stutter when there are people around me, like a sheep pooping. It’s not to your taste. Please bear with me.

16. Astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. Pediatrics know yin and yang, understand the eight trigrams, and make decisions within the framework of a thousand miles.

17. I have achieved half of my goal of becoming a wealthy person. I'm very tacky at the moment

18. When your hair grows to your waist, I will start the double-knife cross slash and run wild and take away all your long hair!

19. You will be exposed in front of the whole class soon. I have become a bad student

20. I want a stable score to withstand the cruelty of the exam and a home among the piles of top students

The latest selection of boring and funny jokes

1. Every woman is looking for a very manly man, but she finds that the most manly man is herself.

2. Every time I take an exam, my grandson sets the questions and my son invigilates the exam. I don’t know how!

3. When others are showing off, I like to watch silently and expose them, which is boring

4. Young Do, put down your bangs and believe me, you can catch Cha Eun Sang!

5. Jimmy Lin said with emotion: If we weren’t crazy, we would be old. Guo Degang joked: We will go crazy if you are not old!

6. When you are heartbroken, buy a bottle of Sprite because it is so refreshing.

7. It doesn’t matter if I can’t celebrate Singles’ Day, as long as the people I like also celebrate Singles’ Day.

8. I was very thin before and will be very thin in the future, so I need to gain weight for a few years now, otherwise my life will not be satisfactory.

9. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

10. When taking the history test, I felt an inexplicable sense of heaviness because I was about to change history. Boring talk and funny stuff

1. No matter how serious a man is, he can't resist a vixen, and no matter how tough an old woman is, she still has to menstruate...

2. A little more calmness and a little less calmness Childishness and impulsiveness

3. Who is crying until his eyes turn red, and who is leaving with a smile? Love is a game. The rule is: cry out.

4. For handsome guys, just look at them twice, then turn around and tell yourself that my husband is better than them all.

5. It would be great if the results could rise as fast as housing prices. Funny signature

6. You are not allowed to lose weight. The skinny ones are all bones, which makes it uncomfortable to hold. I like fat ones

7. In fact, our country is not monogamous, but It is a one-household-one-gyny system. If there is no house, there will be no wives. If there are many houses, there will be multiple wives!

8. Losing someone does not mean losing love

9. Generally, people who are worried will try their best to make themselves look happier.

10. Be a woman who doesn’t need a man and has no shortage of men around her.

11. Maybe regret is always tied to youth.

12. You are not me, how do you know the path I have walked, the joy and pain in my heart.

13. I don’t need so many irrelevant people to disturb me in my life.

14. Sows cannot climb trees, and netizens are unreliable.

15. You should be low-key in life and high-profile in reading, so my mother has been emphasizing it

16. There are many times in life when you will fight. If you don’t fight now, when will you fight?

17. When I grow up, I want to be a thief. I don’t steal from good citizens. I specialize in stealing money from thieves. Damn, me? .

18. A contemptuous smile at the corner of your mouth cannot influence your thinking

20. Everything I have now is obtained by what I lost

21. What is happiness? Happiness is when you wake up every morning and look at your watch, and you can still sleep for half an hour.

22. Money should not be the purpose of life, it is just a tool of life

23. I just want to kill love

24. I will not give a second chance to someone who has lost my trust.

25. I miss you repeatedly every night, and I suspect that I am better than the repeater.

26. A true friend is one who can see through your true appearance and heart when you blind everyone’s eyes? .

27. The worst failure of a man is to make a woman cry.

28. Either you die or I live, choose one.

29. I don’t like my parents to compare me with others.

30. The reality is so cruel, so cruel that it makes people sad.

31. There is always a person who always lives in my heart, but disappears in life

32. From the day you left, I lost my direction and pretended not to care. But deep down, I was very hesitant.

33. It turns out that we were so sexy when we were kids, we didn’t even wear underpants

34. Your ordinary name affects so many of my emotions.

35. When a person is used to being alone, it’s time to spend the Chinese Valentine’s Day alone.

36. You are so ugly, so don’t be afraid of being disfigured, because your disfigurement is equal to plastic surgery

37. Don’t be sad when your friends ignore you, everyone has their own No one can always accompany you in your life.

38. Men like obedient women, but if a man likes a woman, he will listen to her unconsciously

39. The last second, I was serious, the target was you . This second, you are serious, but the person is not me.

40. As time goes by, I almost forget that I am alone now.

41. Learn to be calm, and sadness will not be so obvious

42. There are always seven or eight days a week when you don’t want to go to school

43. Don’t be shameless People who care about you will lower your grade.

44. There is a tacit understanding that if I ignore you, you will not pay attention to me.

45. I have been bored for a long time, and I have gradually gotten used to it.

46. I never thought I loved you so much.

47. If you call me a sissy again, be careful, I will fall out with you!

48. A woman can only be a lolita for a few years, but a man can be an uncle for a long time.

49. So what if we go our separate ways? Don’t forget that the earth is round

50. I have two hundred million, one is memories and the other is amnesia

51. I have old memories that you can’t take away.