Interesting handwritten newspaper

1. Only people with strong abilities are regarded as pure technicians, and Gakkai's social gatherings are considered to have no real knowledge. Therefore, the most important thing for a unit is the relationship.

2. Recruit from China. If all eight examiners can do it, they will definitely be hired. It is said that McKinsey is not: eight examiners can do it, and they will not be hired just because they "must be ordinary people". If four of the eight examiners can and four can't, this person is likely to be hired, and controversy is a good thing. If seven people object but 1 strongly insist, this person will be admitted. Talent! Heterogeneous people can break mediocrity and change the world, and those who are good at catering are mediocrity.

That man is chatting up beautiful women in the bar. The man asked, "I wonder what kind of man a beautiful woman is interested in?" The beauty was silent for a while, and said in a low-key way: "The wealth is big, and the device is thick.

4. A beautiful female classmate chased me home and cried, What shall I do if you leave? My mother was anxious and asked me: What's your relationship? I was puzzled and said, it doesn't matter. ! The girl cried and said, Aunt, don't get me wrong. He's gone, and I'll be the last one!

I have an ordinary family friend who always thinks that money makes me happy. Since then, mothers have been blessed by early childhood education. Almost ten years later, I met him and asked: Are you rich now? Are you really happy? He replied: Double sails! I left silently.

6. In high school, a senior surnamed Zhu retaken the exam eight times in order to be admitted to a famous university, and finally got his wish.

7. When I was a child, I was beaten and wronged. I don't think I'm my own. I always plan to run away from home. Now that I have children, I suddenly realize that my parents didn't kill me, but they really love me!

8. Colleague A: How is your baby?

9. Many times, optimism and good language are useless.

10, I have a friend who stopped complaining or complaining a few years ago and started trying to change himself. So far, his material life and mental state have not improved.

1 1. I am lazy. How lazy am I? For example, I am too lazy to turn on the power switch of the printing machine.