Funny sketch lines are simple and hilarious.

The lines and scripts of funny sketches are simple and funny reference examples as follows:

Examiners: Lao Bao (fair and strict, with strong ability to recognize people), Dongpo (great writer and famous scholar) and Bajie (gourmet expert).

Script text:

Dongpo: Today is the first day of interview in our catering department. This recruitment, facing the world, attracts talents. The students interviewed today all passed the civil service written test and professional test, and foreigners also took the TOEFL test in Chinese. The leader asked me to join in the fun, be an examiner, and there are two others, Judge Bao! The other one, Bajie.

Bao: All the interviewees today have different writing styles and martial arts. They can not only eat, drink and have fun, but also have sex. Next, we begin today's interview. First, it's brilliant!

Too talented: my name is too talented. Thai Thai is not a pervert! When I was young, I had an IQ of 75, but I was sincere and kind to life and people. Adhere to the principle of self in life and never waver. I want to bring my social outlook, world outlook and values into the canteen. Serve the students wholeheartedly.

Dongpo: long-winded!

Brilliant: What else? ...

Bao: You speak very well. Okay, next, Supreme Treasure.

Bajie: Some people say that career and love are like fish and bear's paw, and it is difficult to have both. If faced with the choice of career and love, what would you do?

Supreme treasure: As an enterprising male monkey, I have also faced the painful choice of career and love.

Bao: Can you say something?

Supreme treasure: Five hundred years ago, the Tang Priest saved me and invited me to India to learn Buddhism from him. I know, this is a very promising career. After finishing this task, I can make a name for myself in the Central Plains. However, at that time, my beloved Xia Zi girl wanted me to stay and marry him, but I firmly refused her. Embarked on a journey to the west.

Bao: Why did you refuse, Miss?

Supreme treasure: because she invited me to the nature park for dinner.

Bao: What does your master look like? Are there any features?

Supreme treasure: ugly, extremely ugly!

Bao: Oh, go ahead.

Supreme treasure: Now, although I have achieved great success, I have a voice in my heart. There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

Bajie: I'm so touched. What a beautiful love story. Oh, by the way, how is your teacher, Mr. Tang? I haven't seen him for days.

Supreme treasure: Master became a paparazzi. I heard that an album of songs has been released recently, and one of them is for Hero of China.

Dongpo: What song?

Supreme Treasure: Only you ... ...

Bao: OK, we'll sing later!

Bao: The last one, like a flower!

Bajie: OK, OK. Finally, a woman came. I hope it's a beauty.

Ruhua: The little girl visited three judges like Ruhua.

Bajie: Aunt. Have you come to the right place? We are the sign managers here.

Ruhua: Bah.

Dongpo: I wonder what work experience you have?

Ruhua: I used to work in Shangri-La Rare Restaurant.

Bajie: No wonder guests have diarrhea when they see you. Then why do they leave?

Ruhua: Look at my figure!

Bajie: This young lady.

Ruhua: Miss, who are you talking about?

Bajie: Come on, big sister. Let me discuss something with you.

Ruhua: What?

Bajie: Please go outside and close the door.

Ruhua: It is not easy.

Close the door and come in when you react.

Ruhua: What do you mean? If you want me to leave, tell me to leave and shut the door outside. I haven't heard two IQs yet. The young lady has met thousands of judges. But I've never seen anyone like you.

Bao: God, I'm finally leaving. I'm going to throw up!

Bajie: Bao, you look pale.

Dongpo: Please visit our homepage after April 1 day.

Sketch creation

Go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme. , Hong, Song Dandan's sketch "Super Guerrilla", Zhao, Gong Hanlin's sketch "Good Crowd" and so on. , are familiar things in life. Through their vivid performances, the audience laughed and had endless aftertaste.

The subject matter should be small rather than big, so we should make a mountain out of a molehill, not a mountain out of a molehill. Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.

There should be jokes and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous and funny, and don't speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about sketches is that the language is vivid, interesting and witty. We should skillfully use various rhetorical devices to avoid telling a straightforward story. Sometimes a word "borrow" can make the audience laugh.

For example, Song Dandan's A White Front Teeth Was Laid off Last Year with Glory, and Zhao Benshan's The Sound of the Waves When he was reunited with his wife are superb examples of language borrowing.