Creative advertising words ..? interesting

"Please don't flirt with the woman who just left our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

An advertisement for a French class reads:

"If you don't like this course after listening to a class, you can ask for a refund of the tuition, but you must say it in French."

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is:

"Find it early, please don't leave."

An American newspaper published an advertisement like this:

"Looking like a young girl, thinking like an adult man, behaving like a mature woman and acting like a donkey!"

● Eye drops advertisement:

"After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world."

● Advertisements on tombstones

There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Here lies hermes McTavey. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business-a vegetable shop, which is located in expressway 1 1 and is open until 8 pm every day.

On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement:

"Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."

English country barber shop set up a're sign on the bridge, which read:

"Gentlemen, I want your's head."