Does Liu Bei really love to cry?

According to statistics, there have been 494 emperors in China since Qin Shihuang. People can remember very little A Romance of the Three Kingdoms made the emperor Liu a historical figure known to most people in China. If you give a ranking to Emperor China, Liu Bei should be in the forefront.

Liu Bei is an emperor in cloth. No matter what Liu Bei said, his ancestor was Wang Jing from Zhongshan, it is not easy to realize it. Moreover, Liu Bei has been dead for so many years, which is not easy to prove. Talking about songs always suspects that Liu Bei forged files, which is completely his own fictional plot. Not to mention, how can the descendants of a monarch have some money? You can't be reduced to selling sandals. Even if it is, it will not always talk about the ancestors. Can't this be left to our ancestors? Some people will argue that selling straw sandals. What's the matter? Nowadays, it is not necessarily the descendants of any emperor who sell baked sweet potatoes on the street. Don't look down on people when you say songs. Talking about songs didn't say that selling straw sandals or baking sweet potatoes was wrong. Talking about songs means that at that time, the world was in chaos, the national archives must have been scattered, the household registration book and ID card were left unattended, and there must be more people bragging and cheating. So-and-so says he is a descendant of a prince, and so-and-so says he is a relative of the emperor. Just say something casually. It's not a cadre promoted by the People's Party. Anyway, no one has been transferred to other places, so there is no need to publicize it. What is the purpose of bragging and lying? Some people are probably just addicted to their mouths, while others, such as Liu Bei, are more thoughtful, and that's about it. If you want to succeed, you have to find yourself a decent historical figure as your boss. Dragon begets dragon and phoenix. This is a strategic behavior. It is not easy to criticize too much. Anyway, no one has checked your ID card, household registration book or portfolio. This kind of thing is really normal. Some great men in history seem to like this trick very much. Zhu Yuanzhang also said that he was a descendant of Zhu. I also asked someone to study it myself. He won't let people go to great trouble to prove that Pig Bajie is my ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang.

People always have a little vanity, and how serious the vanity of foreigners is, I don't know when talking about songs. And "China people, if they want to be something, or become something, they always can't escape the mess of confessing to their ancestors. Speaking of songs, I remember several senior writers, and I also solemnly proved that I am the descendant of a famous person in ancient times. Does this also show a lack of energy? Yes, if we all talk about death, then we are all Chinese people. Isn't this a glorious thing? If the weasel can talk, it must be said that it is a descendant of the Yellow Emperor. The weasel's surname is Huang. But after all, the Yellow Emperor is a big guy, which is recognized. Our family must have its own celebrity, which makes it unique. As a result, the matter of arbitrarily confessing one's ancestors to the ancestors has become more and more. Of course, they are all celebrities. There are many people surnamed Niu in China, but we have never heard of anyone next to their ancestors in the Water Margin. This is disgraceful. Speaking of songs, there is a classmate named Qin. When you ask him which Qin he is, he always cocked his head and confidently said, Qin of the First Emperor, which Qin can it be? I have never heard him talk about songs once. Which Qin? Qin is here. Someone reminded him on the spot that Qin Shihuang was not surnamed Qin. He said with a straight neck, anyway, our Qin is the Qin of Qin Shihuang. Assure chairman Mao that it will not be wrong.

After careful analysis, Liu Bei is not necessarily vanity, so he boasted that Wang Jing of Zhongshan was his ancestor. A straw sandals seller, in his daily business, no one will definitely book the output, and walk around the streets to set up stalls, all of which are retail activities in the market. Just sell a few pairs. Ignoring your ancestors will not increase sales and is of little use. You don't have to admit that anyone is your ancestor. What we should be considerate of Liu Bei is that he may not have a strong vanity. What he did should be a political necessity. We thought, in such a chaotic world, who will follow him if he doesn't find a decent ancestor to tell the story? Be realistic and just tell the truth. You sell straw sandals? Your family has been selling straw sandals for eight generations? Then who else listens to you? Although you emphasized that your ancestors came from poor peasants and middle peasants for eight generations, and their roots were red in Miao Zhuang, it was still fashionable to talk about family elements at that time, and poor peasants and middle peasants were not popular. You insist that your family is a long-term worker, and I'm afraid you can't even find a companion. You're too poor to lie to your own stomach. Who will play with you? Come on, I'll tell you, I'm descended from Prince Jing Liu, but I have a family background. How's it going? Come with me. After reading this, Tan Ge doubted the original motives of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu very much. Probably, I followed Mr. Liu to Taoyuan to kowtow after watching him come from a famous family. These two are also very glorious. What happened? We are friends of zhongshan jing wang's descendants. What a spectacular sentence, what a spectacular scene.

According to the above analysis, Liu Bei has to say that his previous surname was not Liu. Maybe Liu Bei used to be called Wang Bei, Zhang Bei, but he changed his surname to Liu temporarily, so he became Liu. Anyway, the ID card belongs to Liu Bei. It's just that Liu Bei has no one chasing his ass for DNA testing.

This cowhide blew to the end, and Liu Bei really couldn't stop. First, in front of some dignitaries, they believed it and took Liu Bei, who sold straw sandals, seriously. Royal relatives. Rich blood, not ordinary people. Liu Bei has tasted the sweetness and can continue to blow hard. This blow to the emperor, Liu Bei can only bite the bullet and blow it to the end. Well, in the long run, Liu Bei blew himself into an uncle. Readers should not blame Han Xiandi for recognizing relatives at random. What kind of bastard is this? The emperor hasn't sent someone to adjust his breath. Why did he recognize it when his head was hot? Don't forget, when Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty gave Cao Cao a lot of evil fire, he found a member of his own family with some blood relations and some forces. Admit it! Whether you are true or not, Liu Bei has to help me clean up Cao Cao anyway. I call you uncle, so you can't help me. As long as you can help me get things done, don't say you are an uncle, let me recognize you as a grandfather.

At this time, Liu Bei became a lifeline in the hands of Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty. Does this straw help or not? Emperor Han Xian has no real bottom in his heart. But one straw is better than none. And this straw, in the eyes of Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty, is already a gold bar. And there is still a lot of room for appreciation. It is also a political need for Emperor Han Xian to recognize Liu Bei as an uncle. At this time, Liu Bei has become a certain climate and has had an impact on society. Every day, there is always a dinner party and various meetings, and he must sit on the rostrum. He is also a celebrity. Although there are not many soldiers and horses in hand, there are still many rabbles. Why didn't Xian Di deny it? If Liu Bei is still selling pancakes, fruits and tofu brains in the street, Emperor Xian of Han will deny this relative even if he is killed. It's not that Emperor Xian of Han loves this bite, so you can't help it.

Uncle Liu Bei has become such a muddle. When Liu Bei became an uncle, it was equivalent to getting a golden signboard for his own enterprise. Started the business activities of pulling the banner to make tiger skins. It is equivalent to opening an "uncle company" to recruit employees nationwide. In any case, we have to admit that this golden signboard is useful. In today's words, this is equivalent to passing the international quality certification. People will no longer doubt the quality of your products. You seem to be an inspection-free enterprise. Think about some enterprises, didn't they win all kinds of "gold awards" and "silver awards" everywhere in the past few years? How much of this is true? Probably nothing is true. However, these enterprises are really ignorant in recent years. Some companies always say that they have relations with Europe, or that they are the only American or German distributors in China. I have been to several such companies, all of which are covered with photos of foreigners. Who knows if it's true or not? What cowhide can't boast these days? Who cares? Corporate profits have gone up anyway. You are allowed to win a gold medal and a silver medal, and you and foreigners are allowed to pretend to be agents, so you are not allowed to be the uncle of ancient Liu Bei?

Liu Bei is a wise man. It is not enough to have this uncle's signboard. He must also have a special distribution strategy. Liu Bei's big distribution plan is one word: cry. According to careful statistics, a book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" recorded in black and white that Liu Bei cried dozens of times. Crying has become a major feature of Liu Bei.

There is a saying in China: Liu Bei's land is crying. This statement makes sense, obviously referring to Liu Bei's main harm. Yes, it's funny to think about it. Liu Huangshu is a big man. You are not a three-year-old or two-year-old child. How can you cry? Always cry a nose, always "hide your face and cry". How can I be like a girl? After careful analysis, we dare not laugh at Liu Bei. Liu Bei may not cry so much, but he must cry. He has learned a lot here. You can not only cry, but also cry. It's time to cry You cry, cry, cry, you can't!

In modern terms, Liu Bei's crying is a corporate image building, a corporate marketing strategy, and a diplomatic means for enterprises. Let's pick a few places to talk about where he cried. First of all, at that time, Cao Cao made up his mind to punish him. Enemy at the Gates, he escaped with Jingxiang people, knowing that he could not run, but he managed to escape with these people. Cao Cao's pursuers are getting closer and closer, which is really urgent. His men advised him to throw away the common people and leave quickly, so as not to let Cao Cao catch up. That would be a big problem. Liu Bei cried and said, "God, how can this be done?" ? How could I Liu Bei do such an immoral thing? Ordinary people are dead set on following me. Can I have the heart to leave them and run away? Don't persuade me, or I will die with the people. "Oh yeah, that sounds so touching. In fact, this is quite hypocritical. Cao Cao is not a Japanese devil, so he can't slaughter ordinary people casually. Liu Bei, isn't this an act? But people were moved. "Folks, Liu Huangshu is a good man. Come on, he can live and die with us. Good leader. We all have to vote for him in the next election. "Well, this man's heart was accepted. There was another cry, and Zhao Yun finally rescued his son and sent him to his arms. He threw the child away and cried and scolded, "Bunny, I almost sacrificed a good cadre for you." "Zhao Canjuan not grateful? Even knowing that Liu's leadership is playing virtual, it's not easy. A leader can throw a child in front of you, even if he is not an only child, it is great. Try with the contemporary boss, not to mention throwing his own child and letting him throw a mistress once, he can disagree. He can't stand it. But Liu Bei really fell. Are you not moved by it? " Say, don't do this, why did you throw the child? If you fall down again, you can fall on me. Don't worry, I'm determined to work with you all my life. "If he cries again, he will marry Sun Quan's sister by mistake. Sun Quan put him under house arrest, so he can't go back to Jingzhou. He cried and said to Sun Shangxiang, "Madam, you have to save me. We are a loving couple. It's not that I don't want to leave I really hate to part with you. I really love you. " , Sun Shangxiang was very moved, without Sun Quan's state affairs and Liu Bei's natural enemy. "Husband, I know you love me, and I love you, too. I'm married to you. I'm from the Liu family. Ok, I'll follow you back to Jingzhou. "Well, she ran away with liu bei. Needless to say, this kind of crying, Liu Bei is very skilled, tears come very happily, just like a tap water pipe, when to twist it. Not counting the water meter, and no one has changed it. Of course, the other party has to pay a high "water fee".

Reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we watched Liu Bei cry all the way, although the technique was old-fashioned, although the way was repeated several times. But this is not a literary creation, not a novel, and I am not afraid of the same plot details. This brought Liu Bei a good reputation. Liu Shanliang, soft-hearted, benevolent gentleman. On the other hand, if Liu Bei doesn't like to cry, even if Liu travels all the way to build trains and ships, you will have a long face every day, and even if you see a hundred coffins a day, you won't shed a tear. What can people say about you? You must say that you have a heart of stone and no sympathy. Are you unjust or not?

Can we be cruel to the ancients? We can say, Liu Bei, don't fucking cry. You are a big old man, why do you act like an old woman all day? Always crying, how dare you? This kind of suggestion is definitely unacceptable. Liu Bei could not help crying. Crying is Liu Bei's weapon and his diplomatic strategy. Think about it, the somebody else Mr. Cao Mengde, holding the emperor to the vassal, imposing. People have power and influence. Cao Cao doesn't need to cry with anyone. People just laugh. Sun Quan, he inherited the inheritance of his father and brother, and the overall situation in Jiangdong is a foregone conclusion. Cao can't help it. There is no need to cry with anyone. Liu Bei can't. What does he have? Nothing, dollars, real estate, savings. No machines, no factories, no equipment. There is an uncle's pseudonym, I don't know if it is true or not. If one day Cao Cao coaxed Emperor Xian to comfort him and said, "Come on, Emperor, I won't punish you either. But you have to tell me clearly whether Liu Bei is an uncle or not. " Emperor Xiandi dared to refute the rumors in the media: "I can declare that Liu Bei's uncle is false. I passed it carefully, and his name is not in the royal family tree. " Well, Liu Bei's reputation is all over. There is no business at all! I can't help it Cry. People are all fleshy. Liu Bei has to cry out your heart and your brain.

As we all know, crying is a physiological phenomenon, but if it is applied to psychology, it will be complicated. There is a word in Sun Tzu's art of war called "mourning for soldiers" strategy. Is to be the best. To put it bluntly, the intestines that are going to cry are soft, the nose is sour, and the head is stupid. Let's not laugh at Liu Bei. No matter ancient or contemporary, people or things who cry as a weapon have never been out of poverty. Not to mention the flowers crying and begging in the street, they only shed tears for a bite of food. Let's talk about some prominent figures first, and we often learn to use Liu Bei's techniques. Cry! This technique is easy to learn, as long as you can pull your face down, as long as you are not shy, as long as you can squeeze out tears in public, you will become. Let's give a contemporary example. Let's not mention the name of someone in the cultural circle, just call him "Liu Erbei". In business, talk about songs is not mentioned, so as not to let insiders talk about songs and attack others. This Liu Erbei worked hard for many years and was arrogant, but there was no result and no one appreciated him. He worked hard in Beijing for several years, but he made no progress. According to what he later said, he was instructed by an expert: "Oh, you have to put down your airs and ask for help." Then, he was enlightened, suddenly realized, and immediately changed his face. He looked humble and submissive, and went to visit his teacher everywhere. His weapon was to make friends by crying and wiping his tears. On the one hand, how poor his health is is not necessarily when he will say goodbye to everyone; Second, how much he loves his career and has delayed many important turning points in his life; Third, how poor his family is, just waiting for him to cook with this spoon … and so on. There are four more, five more and six more. Every time, he cried into a sea of tears, and then he fell down. Finally, many people's sympathy was carried forward by crying. Poor weak person, it is really difficult for some critics to support him. As a result, this Mr. Liu Erbei gradually became popular and became one thing. Now it belongs to this "home" and that "home". That day, Ge Tan met Liu Erbei at a meeting. He's really radiant. He raised his glasses everywhere and took photos with his fans. He is a successful man and behaves appropriately. The petty spirit of that year has disappeared. Talking about songs is full of emotion: Teacher Liu Erbei has really become a character.

Even today, can we ask the ancient Liu Bei? Open your mouth and cry hard. Can Zhuge Liang get out of the mountain so easily if he doesn't cry? Can Lu Su win Jingzhou again and again without crying? Shut up and don't cry. Can Zhao be dead set? Even after he took Chengdu by conspiracy, he had the cheek to cry to Liu Zhang: "Dude, I have to." What's this called? Took someone else's territory and said he had to do it. Just like a rogue, holding the bullied woman's hand and crying, he said, "Alas, I have to." After reading this, I really feel that this has become a "wicked Liu".

Liu Bei's last cry can be said to be the first in history. He should have died, even lying in his hospital bed, crying and saying to Zhuge Liang, "Dude, I'm really going to die. Liu Chan, a young boy, has never experienced any major events. His work experience is definitely not good. You must help him well. " If he really can't do it, you can kick him aside and do it yourself. "If it is polite, just say it. But Liu Bei said it with tears. This matter is very serious. The dying man speaks the truth. You are dying, and you are still playing this game. However, such a cry made a generation of famous people die for it. Do you think Liu Bei is good?

Someone may have to quarrel. Is it not crying? Who wouldn't? All right, you try. You can't cry anything but a runny nose and tears. You can't even cry a piece of chocolate. People have to say that you are a big man. Why are you crying? So Liu Bei can cry, and the technical content of "crying" is amazing! Don't be unconvinced