Who knows what funny advertisements there are? It's best not to talk too much. Thank you! ! !

■ An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

■ A pawnshop advertisement-"deserved!"

■ The advertisement of a hat company-"Take people by their hats!"

■ A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

■ A pharmacy advertisement-"I'm happy!"

■ An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never let a woman who smokes do it.

Friend, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray! "

■ A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

■ An optical shop advertisement-"Eyes are the windows of the soul, for

To protect your brain, please install glass on your window.

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■ No-smoking advertisements in public places-"In order to make carpets not

There are holes. In order to make your lungs have no holes, please don't.

Smoking. "

■ A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim,

If you swim, please don't brake and go straight. "

■ New book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire.

Unmarried, he wants the object described in this novel.

The heroine wrote it! "

■ An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let the driver hold it.

The photo expired before you. "

■ A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God won't.

It's perfect. It has auto parts, and

No one. "

Funny advertising words (4)

■ A cosmetic advertisement-"Spot as soon as possible, please don't.

Leave the pox. "

■ An advertisement for a washing machine-"A wife and a good mother!"

■ An advertisement for a sour fruit juice drink-"A little parting is sour, and we get together.

Sweetheart. "

■ An advertisement of a printing company-"In addition to banknotes, print one.

Stop. "

■ A flower shop advertisement-"The price of roses in our shop today.

This is the cheapest. You can even buy some flowers for your wife. "

■ An advertisement for a beauty salon-"Please don't walk out of this book with me.

Courtyard girl accosted, she may be your grandmother. "

Funny advertising words (5)

■ An advertisement for enrollment in a French class-"If you listen,

After a class, you find that you don't like this class, you can.

Ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French. "

■ A job advertisement-"Looking for a female secretary, it looks great.

A young girl thinks like an adult and acts like a mature person.

Lady, work like a donkey! "

■ An eye drop advertisement-"After dropping this eye drop, it will hurt your eyes.

A few eye movements can make eye drops spread all over the world. "

■ A barber shop advertisement-"Don't think that you have lost your hair.

You should have won face. "

Funny advertising words (6)

■ When the monkey entered the cornfield, he broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found that there was a better one, so he broke off the other with his left hand and put it under his right armpit. In this cycle, the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who is on sentry duty is anxious: "Well, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" " "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to catch the moon in the river. Time and time again, they couldn't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard."

Funny advertising words (7)

■ The fox saw a full frame of ripe grapes from a distance, and began to run and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... finally, I can only give up painfully. The crow standing high said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed and sighed, "delicious, visible." Hey! "

■ The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn't drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it and decided to pick up small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow had a nice drink. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

Funny advertising words (8)

■ When the monkey entered the cornfield, he broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found that there was a better one, so he broke off the other with his left hand and put it under his right armpit. In this cycle, the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who is on sentry duty is anxious: "Well, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" " "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to catch the moon in the river. Time and time again, they couldn't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard."