Please give me some funny jokes

Let me share my embarrassing story. . .

Since I usually write test papers slowly (but during the exam I will speed up, and then the time will be just right). So, after a monthly exam, a friend and I walked out of the exam room. First we met When I got to the Chinese teacher, she asked: "Have you finished writing the XX test paper?" I replied calmly: "I have finished." The teacher said again: "This makes me feel relieved." and walked down the stairs. When I met the math teacher, she asked: "XX, have you finished writing the test paper?" I replied: "I'm done." (I'm so slow...) Then, I walked to the aisle, okay, I met When the science teacher arrived, my friend next to me could not help but whisper: "I think Teacher Wu (the science teacher) will also ask you..." "I think so..." As expected, I was Asked again. After the teacher walked away, the friend said again: "I think if the English teacher sees you, he will definitely ask you again..."

Another embarrassing thing

This is called stealing chicken. Eclipse rice

I have a correction fluid (can be opened and brushed.) Once I didn't close it tightly, and my deskmate got it on his hands when he borrowed it from me. I thought it was quite funny, so I loosened the correction fluid that was tightly capped on him, hoping that he would be fooled again. Unfortunately, I got it on when I was holding it. This is not the most embarrassing thing. I didn't even know it after I got it. . . I was thinking about a problem at the time, so I held my forehead. So, as you can imagine, my forehead was stained with white correction fluid. This is still not the most embarrassing thing. Later, because I wanted to ask a question, I turned back and laughed "Hahahaha" from the back seat. I still don't know why. Then again, my seatmate in the back seat laughed, and again, my seatmate laughed. . . Ever since, I knew about it. Fortunately, the backup force was strong and within 3 minutes, there were no traces on my forehead.

Another embarrassing incident

Once I bought a ball, which looked like a yo-yo, but was definitely not a yo-yo. The back seat of the ball (Yu XX) asked me to borrow it to play with. I borrowed it, turned to do my homework (actually chatting), and then Yu XX hit me with a ball! ! ! So bad! So bad! Later, she wound up the string of the ball. In fact, it couldn't be hit at all. She pretended to hit me. Then I closed my eyes reflexively. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I had been tricked. Speechless! ! ! Why am I such a failure! Later I found out that I couldn't hit the ball with the ball, so I closed my eyes reflexively, and then Yu XX burst out laughing. I had no choice but to smile... Yu XX and I were like chickens and eagles. As the saying goes, one thing conquers another. In short, I am the one being suppressed. It’s so miserable!

An interesting story I heard

A classmate saw it with his own eyes when he went to the supermarket

A salesperson was counting silver coins for some unknown reason. A child walked over and sang: "A group of ducks are passing under the bridge in front of the door. Come on, count them, 24678..." The salesperson must have been speechless at that time, and then the child's mother called him back, and continued , I saw the salesperson breaking the coins over and counting: "1, 2, 3..." (The rest of the embarrassment is not over yet)