People's Education Edition Seventh Grade English Unit4 Next Term Composition (Recruitment Advertisement)! Urgent!

English advertisements are amazing, your jaw-dropping English advertisements.

People often complain that it is inconvenient to learn English in China, at least you can't learn authentic English expressions. However, is the language expression of people in English-speaking countries very standard and authentic? Anyone who sees the following absolutely true English advertisements will be dumbfounded, because the information given by advertisers is ambiguous. At this point, grammar must have been trampled on, and the only thing that can be relied on is intuition!

Customized advertisement

We won't tear your clothes with the machine. We do it carefully by hand.

We won't tear your clothes with a machine. We will carefully tear it with our hands.

We don't use machines to avoid tearing up your clothes. We will carefully repair these clothes by hand. )

Homemaking advertisement

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Tired of taking a bath alone? Let me help you wash it.

Are you tired of cleaning your room? Let me do it for you. )

Pet advertisement

Dogs for sale: eat everything and like children.

Selling puppies: not picky about food, like eating children.

Selling puppies: not picky about food, like to get along with children. )

Used car advertisement

UsedCars: why did you go somewhere else to be cheated? Come here first!

UsedCars: Why should you be cheated elsewhere? Come here first!

(UsedCars company: why do you choose to go somewhere else? Beware of being cheated! Come and see us first! )

employment advertisement

Preschool education needs a 3-year-old teacher. Experience is preferred.

Kindergarten recruits 3-year-old teachers. Experience is preferred.

(Original intention: Kindergarten recruits teachers to look after 3-year-old children. Experience is preferred. )

Public service announcement

Illiteracy? Write today to get free help.

Can't read? Write to ask for free help today.

We can provide free help to illiterate people. )