Actor recruitment line

Lishishang

Secretary: Hello, everyone! This time! This is the first time that our "Food Bureau" has openly recruited for the society. You guys! We all went through many hardships and written tests before coming to our interview site. So our "Eating Bureau" interview was personally interviewed by our "Eating Bureau" director Zhang, who was affectionate.

Director Zhang applauded and took the stage as the lead singer.

Zhang: Hello, comrades.

So people are at odds.

Zhang: Ah, let me introduce myself! I am the director of our "Eating Bureau", Zhang Bureau! I ah! Call the secretary and sit down.

"Oh, our work director zhang! Very hard, very hard, unbearable.

Everyone is puzzled and asks what job.

Secretary Zhang: I believe you can briefly introduce our work. Our work is very hard and our salary is very low.

Director Zhang: Our salary is only 300 yuan a month.

Five of the six candidates on the field got up and were ready to go, and the disabled were ready to take crutches on the ground.

Director Zhang: But this subsidy! There are 80 thousand yuan. (Director Zhang says to the secretary)

Everyone hurried back to their seats, and the disabled put down their conversation.

Director Zhang turned to face everyone.

Zhang: What's wrong with everyone?

Everyone smiled and said, nothing, nothing, nothing.

Zhang: What else? I'll tell you the working hours.

Zhang: Our working hours are very unstable!

Zhang: What about us? There are 360 days in a year, and there is a holiday every year! I have to work for 5 days! And you can only take five days off a year, only one day off at a time!

Zhang: And this job is very hard. Let me tell you the difficulty of this job! The hardest thing is to go abroad 30 times a year and travel abroad at public expense! And this! Country choice is acceptable! They went over to answer.

Zhang: Oh, this working condition! What? We're finished! Take it! We treat this employee! There are also certain requirements, and this one is reasonable!

Everyone should make up.

Zhang: Well, the secretary gave them a brief look.

Secretary: That's right. What about our working conditions! It is also very demanding, first of all! We have strict requirements on your mental outlook.

They all stood up in an instant, showing their strengths. At the same time, the secretary emphasized the spirit of two times.

Zhang: Ah! Personally, I prefer spirit. Be more energetic! He is not suitable for our work.

They hurried back to their seats and immediately recovered.

Zhang: Decadence is more suitable for our work.

Everyone is in a decadent state.

Zhang: They all look more suitable.

Zhang: What else? We don't want handsome men for this job.

Suddenly a man stood up.

A: Is it my fault to be handsome?

Disabled people are also prepared to walk with crutches.

Zhang said to the wounded soldier: Go back and stay honestly.

Zhang: You are all confident, aren't you?

Zhang: What else? We are interested in this gender! There are requirements, we don't need women!

People look at women.

A man suddenly stood up and showed reluctance. Put away the bag, the queen stepped down,

Zhang: No, it isn't. What's going on here?

Secretary: Ah! The sentence is like this. His data shows that women.

Zhang: The operation is not done well!

Zhang pointed to a woman, this comrade, are you a boy?

C: pure men!

Zhang; Then what's your name?

C: Li Chunyu!

Zhang: Uh-oh! Brother chun!

Zhang: OK! This gender requirement has already been said, and we also have requirements for this height and this height! (Two candidates stand up) It is best to wait at 180.

D: Is there such a requirement?

Zhang: Yes!

D: Go to the secretary angrily and point to the secretary.

D: Even my husband can't arrange a divorce.

The secretary cried.

Zhang: No, no, don't cry.

Zhang Xiaosheng told the secretary that the secretary cried happily.

The secretary said cheerfully: Next, we also have certain requirements for weight.

Secretary: So! Your weight must be in. . .

Zhang: About 160 kg.

The others looked at each other.

C and e look at each other.

C jumps to e, we can work together,

Zhang: We don't need conjoined people!

E said to C: Let's go!

E and c walked off the stage together.

E said to C: Tell me the truth. Are you a man or a woman?

Be shy, no matter what. .

Zhang and his secretary stood up and came to the other two.

Zhang: Oh dear! There are only two comrades left, right

Zhang said to B: Young man, you are very interested! This didn't even brush you off. B nodded with a smug face.

Zhang: What about us? This job! Need a disabled person, disabled people pick up crutches, look like, set up crutches.

Zhang said to B: Aren't you disabled?

B pulled out a stick from the ground, went to the table and knocked on his foot.

Pretend you are in pain and go back to your seat.

B: it's disabled now

Zhang: He must still be wearing glasses.

B: After a while, I jumped in front of Zhang and pulled my eyes open to show that I was wearing contact lenses.

B: Ah! Haha, you can't beat me.

B soliloquize: I accept this job.

Zhang: With strong perseverance, he can stand up again, stand up and yell at the disabled, and stand up and walk around. Go back to your seat,

B stood up in the same pain, walked up and down quickly, and returned to his seat to express his pain.

Zhang: He must have an uncle who went to the director. Do you?

Disabled people hold Zhang to call their uncle.

I am very angry and helpless. I picked up the crutch and held it. As I said, I just knew that I didn't want handsome guys, and I walked away from the stage.

Zhang: Me and you! Do you think it is easy for your uncle to arrange this job for you?

Disabled: Thank you, uncle.

Zhang: You said it was not better than you.

Zhang: Your mother said the other day that you were going to suffer, didn't she? Haven't you met anyone yet?

Disabled people; elegant

Zhang pointed to the secretary.

Zhang; What do you think of this?

Disabled people: giggle and pretend to be shy.

Secretary: Hello.

Disabled: Uncle, I'm sorry, haha.

Zhang: What are you laughing at? This is your new aunt.

Disabled: Meet my new aunt.

Secretary Zhang dui: XX will accompany me to the Philippines.

The secretary said, ok.

Zhang: You should go to Africa as soon as possible. Your leg is healed. Disabled people chased my uncle and said, if it is not my uncle, can medical treatment be done in Africa?