Who can give me 10 limericks! !

1. Morning

As soon as the alarm clock rings, the sky becomes bright.

Get up and wash up in a hurry.

Why not have breakfast?

Just because the school bell rang.

2. Class

The books on the table are not books.

Students use them as pillows.

The teacher's lecture was very exciting,

It was a pity that all the students fell asleep.

3. Lunch

After finishing the meal,

one push of the rice bowl is done.

Why not wash it?

It’s just because I used it for dinner.

4. Nap

Read the class schedule before taking a nap.

If there are classes in the afternoon, do not sleep.

The time at noon is so precious,

I have to sleep in class anyway.

Five. Afternoon

It’s wonderful to have no classes in the afternoon.

Take a nap until after dusk.

Get the rice bowl after getting up,

Just because it’s almost dinner time.

6. Self-study

Single men and women seldom study on their own, while couples in pairs are busy studying on their own.

Drunk in love, lovers use tables and chairs as big beds.

7. Sleeping

Turning off the lights means not turning off the lights.

The lights in the dormitory are brightly lit.

The candles and lamps are lit together,

We will never stop chatting until dawn.

8. Dreaming

There are so many good things to do at night,

Dreaming in the building with Zhao Wei sleeping.

My heart is as sweet as eating honey,

It’s a pity that the sheets become a map.

9. Dormitory

The dust in the dormitory is flying.

It has not been cleaned for ten and a half months.

What if there was a general cleaning?

A room full of rats would run for their lives

When the big girl X turned around, she scared a row of teaching buildings.

When the big girl X turned around, the landslide and the ground cracked and the water flowed back.

X The big girl turned her head three times, feeling worried about the lack of light from the sun and the moon.

X The college girl turned around and Halley's Comet hit the earth.

X big girl turned around five times, Xiaoping patrolled south and walked north.

When X college girls look back six times, Jordan can’t play basketball.

10.

The atmosphere of senior year makes me suffocated, just like the terrain of Dust 2 is already familiar to me;

I will no longer go to the cafeteria today. , just like when I stopped playing in the snow in CS;

The girls on campus are becoming more and more tacky, like some rookies still wandering around the warehouse;

The only serious thing is graduation In fact, design is not as good as cheating in CS;

A single life is very empty, just like charging without anyone to follow me;

The most lacking thing in the pocket is RMB , just like not having money to buy an AK47;

The most worrying thing is the work problem, like not being able to find a place to buy ammunition when entering a new map;

Brothers, still, More loyal, just like I can get 31 by jumping underground;

The most unimportant thing is the postgraduate entrance examination results, just like when I was a rookie, I never looked at the results;

The recruiting unit , good and bad, just like some rookies who build consoles randomly;

Every time I drink, I am never absent, just like I have 46 seals in my hand to kill the enemy;

Future life , a bit mysterious, I don’t know whether it’s poverty or debauchery,

Even if there is a hail of bullets ahead, I will bravely rush forward without O2.

11.

I want to come to college and be mentally prepared; when I come to college, I immediately regret it; several years of youth are wasted. < /p>

In the first and second classes, I feel sleepy; when class is over, I stand up and get ready; swarm up, and there is a queue for the toilet; no matter how fast I run, there is still no place; in the third or fourth class, my stomach is having a meeting; I stretch my body, Falling back to sleep; the professor asks questions, knowing nothing; daily self-study, bragging parties; glue envelopes, everything is available; cheating in the graduation exam, asking to quit; deep experience of hell on earth;

Weekend life, It's really boring; wandering on the street, meeting a beautiful girl, but it's a pity that she is in someone else's arms.

It’s too expensive to make a phone call; I’m so close to a boy that I suspect he’s gay; I’m so depressed that I don’t dare to commit a crime. In the current affairs conference, you will simply suffer; if you have any shortcomings, you will be punished.

The geese fly apart, love is so tiring; when it comes to love, it is heartbreaking; the grass in the world is exquisite and jade; the lover in the dream has no chance to meet; the gentle lady, I am not worthy. The first love flies high with others; the pursuit is in vain; the screams to the sky are about to cry but there are no tears; the infatuation is on the verge of collapse; the flowers in front of the moon and the moon are not mine!

Don’t say anything, It's all in vain! A new life? Physically and mentally exhausted! If you memorize it yourself, you won’t blame society. What experience do you have in this life? Thousands of words,hard to say