Who can tell me the story of the exaggerated era!

You can harvest100000 Jin of rice in the field.

This is complete nonsense.

A: Although it is nonsense, some people believe it.

B: Who believes it?

A: Some cadres.

B: Why do they believe this?

A: Climb up and make a fake number.

Just thinking about a promotion.

A: Not only agriculture, but also industry.

B: What's wrong with industry?

A: A director of the Second Light Industry Bureau went down to inspect.

B: inspection work.

First, we went to Shoucai Processing Factory.

B: What does this Longevity Processing Factory produce?

Answer: urn production.

Oh, funeral supplies.

A: The director turned to the director and asked him, "How many urns do you produce every day?"

B: ask about the output.

A: The factory director reported, "I dare not say too much. 1.8 million yuan a day is no problem. "

B: Wow, how many people will die!

A: The secretary said, "We can't just produce urns. You must find ways to add new products. "

Can the director do something?

A: Yes. The factory director asked the factory director, "Do you think we can make speakers?"

Okay, cinerary urn speaker.

The director has instructed you not to wander around the urn and speakers all the time. We should take a long-term view, enlarge our courage, dare to imagine, break away from convention and do things that ordinary people dare not do. Go back and think about it and report your new ideas to the bureau tomorrow.

The director is still a hothead.

A: After leaving Shoucai Factory, the director came to the food factory.

B: What products does the food factory have?

It specializes in producing Yuanxiao. The factory director turned to the factory director and asked, "How many kilograms of Yuanxiao do you produce every day?"

What did the director say?

A: Not much, just over 100 million A Jin days.

God, this is worse than hail.

A: The secretary said, "You can't just have Lantern Festival. You must find ways to add new products. "

Then do something.

A: The director asked the director to say, "Do you think we can produce briquettes?"

B: Absolutely not! This is a food factory.

That's what the secretary said. The director also said: "Don't always revolve around the Lantern Festival and briquettes. We should take a long-term view, enlarge our courage, dare to imagine, break away from convention and do things that ordinary people dare not do. Report your new plan to the bureau tomorrow. "

B: I have to report, too.

A: After leaving the food factory, the director went to the noodle factory again.

B: Noodle factory?

A: It's a noodle maker.

B: Oh.

A: The director turned to the director and asked him, "How many Jin of noodles do you produce every day?"

B: The director is sure to blow it.

A: Not much, enough for people all over the world to eat for ten years.

B: You can't brag like this without paying taxes!

A: The secretary said, "It is not enough to produce noodles. You should try to add new products. "

B: Does the director of the noodle factory have any ideas?

A: Yes. The factory director asked the factory director for instructions and said, "Do you think we can produce mops?

B: A mop? Is that something to mop the floor?

A: Yes. That thing is also one by one.

You can't follow me!

The secretary said you shouldn't always walk around on noodles and mops. You should have a long-term vision, be bold, dare to imagine, break away from convention and do things that ordinary people dare not do. Go back and think about it and report your new ideas to the bureau tomorrow.

B: Everyone should report it.

A: The next day, all three factory directors came to the Second Light Industry Bureau.

Report the new plan to the director.

A: The director of Shoucai Factory said, "Director, I didn't sleep a wink last night. I thought about the urn all night and didn't come up with a plan until dawn. "

What plan?

We can make pianos.

B: Huh? The urn can be used as a piano!

A: The secretary nodded and said, "Yes, this idea is hierarchical. That's settled. "

B: Is that all right?

Do you mind? It's the turn of the food factory director to report.

What did he say?

A: Director, I ate three kilos of Yuanxiao last night and finally came up with an idea.

Are you full? Do you have any bad ideas?

I'm going to produce artificial satellites.

B: Did you suppress the satellite?

A: The secretary gave a thumbs-up and said, "Great. Be sure to take it out before the fifteenth day of the first month and put it in the pot. "

B: put it in the pot?

A: Put it in the sky.

Stop dreaming.

A: Finally, the director of the noodle factory reported.

How many Jin of noodles did he eat last night?

No noodles. He said that he didn't sleep for three whole nights last night.

B: What a lie! Can he count?

A: The director of the noodle factory said, "I have an undercooked idea. Please try it out. "

My mind is full of noodles.

There are several scrapped noodle machines in the warehouse of our factory. I want to use my break time to repair these scrapped noodle machines.

B: What's with the noodle cutter?

A: Build a large rolling mill.

B: Huh?

A: Strive for an annual output of 50 million tons of steel bars.