Five-person campus humorous sketches

Two desks, three chairs, a desk with lines and a pen, and a desk with two books with lines.

E: Today, the boss has an order to recruit people (to the audience) (to broadcast). Note that no male animals can be found in the company. If there are candidates, please apply (return) on the third floor of the building.

a； Has it been broadcast?

Everything is ready except the typhoon.

A: OK.

(knocking at the door)

A: Please come in!

I'm here to apply. . .

A: Oh, at first glance, it is a high-quality talent. Please sit down.

Hello, boss.

Which school did you graduate from?

B: A brothel.

A: Oh, my God, a brothel?

B: You are a brothel. I am a computer college of a famous national school.

A: Then why don't you just say it and give it back to the brothel? Will a few more words kill you? Let's enter the intelligence test and ask questions.

Yes, boss. (Turn to the first book) How many months is the breeding period of sows?

Idiot, you took the wrong book.

e； Sorry, there are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and saw why there was another prisoner inside.

(Thinking) He shut himself in.

E: Wrong, because the name of the man who escaped is "All".

What

E: Tell two dogs to race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog perspires more when it reaches the finish line?

B: Dog A, of course. It runs fastest.

E: Idiot, dogs don't sweat.

A: Really poor. Go back and wait for the call. Next.

B (talking while walking) It seems that I have to go to Qingshan to see if I am sick.

The appearance of c

C: (glancing at B who just went out, he stepped forward) (singing while walking) I'm a soldier and I'm applying today. . . If someone doesn't hire me, blow up the house. . .

A: Oh, I didn't hire him. He even bombed the house.

Captain: What's the matter, director? Are you sick? Oh, no, I forgot to bring psychotropic drugs when I went out. Why don't I buy it for you? . . (turning to go)

A: I will get sick only when I come back.

What's your name?

Captain: The director is tanned.

a； I asked your name, and you cared if I was black.

C: My last name is Shi, my first name is Shi.

a； That's a wonderful name, and shit smells good. Which school did you graduate from?

C: Cai Hua Vocational School, as the whole country knows, where did you fail in the college entrance examination? Welcome to Cai Hua Vocational School!

A: Stop, stop, stop. . . You came to our place to advertise, didn't you? What's your specialty?

C: special nose hair.

A: This man is really funny. I asked you what sports you like.

C: the toilet passage. I also won the international toilet use competition.

Where's your resume?

C: resume. . . Look at my memory. I didn't bring any paper to the toilet just now, so wipe my ass.

A: I didn't expect to apply for this sample. Next.

Ding goes on stage (striding in)

Why is a butcher here? What's your name?

D: My surname is Shen, and my full name is Jin Bing.

Shen Jinbing, which school did you graduate from?

Who's a psycho? Who's a psycho?

No, isn't your name Shen Jinbing?

D: Don't ask around. Who dares to scold me in my turtle alley and even let me go to the toilet (with one foot on the stool)?

A: OK, OK, OK. You graduated from that school.

D: Harvard.

A: God, let me meet a Harvard graduate. I want to see what his major is, Secretary (E). Read his message to me.

E: (flipping the script) Shen Jinbing, gender: male, age secret, graduated from Harbin Buddhist College, referred to as Harvard.

A: Shit, let's enter the intelligence test.

I need to borrow your mobile phone to make a phone call. (Leaving the stool), (calling) Hey, the sow in two dog, the alley next door, is going to give birth soon. How many/much? Eight o'clock is fine. What? My Piyanping has expired. No wonder my ass is flat. Why do you want to take it orally instead? This is unacceptable.

A: Hey, are you here to step on the field or apply for a job?

D: sorry. Go ahead.

E: Ask a man to be chased by a tiger? Suddenly a big river appeared. He can't swim, but he passed? Why?

D: He must have swam there. Don't ask.

E: No, he fainted. Question 2: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

D: I am sure I can answer this question. It must be Altman. Every time he sees a monster, he hits it. It must be him.

E: Robot cat, because its hands are round, always extends its "round" hands to people.

D: what's the problem? Don't answer it. I'm going to deliver the sow. Goodbye.

A: Hey, hey, don't go. Alas, there are no normal people in the world. Next, alas, where is my mobile phone? It was stolen by that Shen Jinbing just now.

(Running and shouting: Don't run, change my phone back) (Quit)

E: (stands up and looks at his watch) Oh, here comes my favorite Teletubbies. I must see them at once. The boss is waiting for me (to go out).