The most popular funny copywriting in Moments

1. If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

2. After entering the society, I realized that I couldn’t fight for my parents, I could only fight for Duoduo.

3. My wife suddenly got angry and scolded me for some reason. I coaxed her for a long time before she calmed down and asked: "Do you know now where you went wrong?" I said angrily: "What do you mean? Do I I can’t be scolded by you if I’m not wrong?”

4. The best partners for women’s synchronized diving are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. They can always fall into the water at the same time.

5. Question: What is the boldest thing you have ever done? Answer: My wife is a WeChat business owner, so I blocked her immediately.

6. As an older male, my parents are worried about my marriage. One day I told my dad that I had found a girlfriend, she was from the Northeast! Dad took a puff of cigarette and said meaningfully: "Son, as long as you find it, let alone the Northeast, even if it is Dongguan, we all agree!"

7. There is nothing outstanding about me. The advantage of me is that I have a very accurate eye for girls. All the girls I chased ended up marrying good families without exception.

8. What is the pain that can be touched? Even though I feel like my stomach is full of hunger, there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.

9. When I was playing Honor of Kings, I was scolded by my teammates every day. Gradually, I improved my combat ability, and now they don’t scold me anymore, because they can no longer scold me.

10. When the company was recruiting employees, hundreds of college students rushed to report themselves: "I am Peking University," "I am Jiaotong University," "I am Zhejiang University." Suddenly a girl shouted: "I have big breasts!" The chairman said I slapped the table and said, "It's you!"

11. I've liked a girl for a long time, and that night I sent her a message: I've fallen in love with you, what should I do? She replied to me with three words: secretly in love!

12. As soon as I came to review, I found that some of other people’s heads were printers, some were recorders, some were digital cameras, but my head was a soymilk machine.

13. Mom said, don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now will be someone else’s husband in the future. When I heard this, I thought, oh, someone else’s husband. It’s exciting to think about it.

14. Some people say that I am fat again. Hey, do you know that this is called wealth? I am adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance.

15. I changed 10086 to boyfriend, so that I can always feel the care from my boyfriend.

16. Those who stay overnight are called hotels, but those who drink are called nightclubs. Is the name reversed?

17. How can two people be friends if their weight is not of the same order of magnitude? You can't even play the seesaw.

18. Every time I don’t want to study, I look in the mirror and tell myself that I must study hard if I look like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

19. In the future, if I want to make a movie called "Girls like us, no one chased us in those years", I don't believe it won't be popular.

20. The person who marries me in the future, please do less sorry things to me on Valentine’s Day. Thank you.