Are girls suitable for erp implementation consultants?

Girls have inherent advantages in doing this, just look at the following example!

ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning) refers to a management platform which is based on information technology and provides decision-making operation means for enterprise decision makers and employees with systematic management ideas. One day at noon, my husband called home outside: "Dear wife, can I take some colleagues home for dinner tonight?" (Order Intention)

Wife: "Sure, how many people will come? When will you come? What kind of food do you want? "

Husband: "Six people, we will come back around 7 o'clock and prepare some wine, roast duck, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, cold dishes and egg drop soup. Do you think so? " (business communication)

Wife: "No problem, I'll be ready." (Order Confirmation)

My wife recorded the menu to be made (MPS plan), the specific things to be prepared: duck, wine, tomato, eggs, seasoning ... (BOM bill of materials), and found that it needed: 1 duck egg, 5 bottles of wine, 4 eggs ... (BOM expanded), scrambled eggs needed 6 eggs, and egg drop soup needed 4 eggs (* *.

Open the refrigerator and look (at the warehouse). There are only two eggs left (lack of materials).

When I came to the free market, my wife said, "How much are the eggs?" (Purchase inquiry)

Vendors: "1 1 yuan, half a dozen 5 yuan, 1 9.5 yuan."

Wife: "I only want eight, but this time I'll buy 1 dozen." (Economic bulk purchase)

Wife: "Here is a bad one, change it." (Acceptance, material return and material replacement)

When I get home, I'm going to wash, cut vegetables, stir-fry ... (process route). There are gas stoves, microwave ovens and electric cookers in the kitchen ... (work center).

My wife found that plucking duck feathers takes the most time (bottleneck process, key process route), and it may be too late to cook roast duck in microwave oven (insufficient capacity), so the reading room bought ready-made (product outsourcing) in the restaurant downstairs.

At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I received a phone call from my son: "Mom, some students are coming home for dinner tonight. Please help me prepare. " (urgent order)

"Well, what do you want to eat? Dad has guests tonight, too Would you like to eat with them? "

"It's up to you, but there must be scrambled eggs with tomatoes. We won't have dinner with adults and come back around 6: 30. " (Cannot merge)

"Ok, I'm sure you'll be satisfied." (Order Confirmation)

"I don't want to buy any more eggs. Call the store and ask them to deliver it. " (urgent procurement)

At 6: 30, everything was ready and the roast duck had not been served. I quickly called and asked, "This is Mrs. Li. Why hasn't the roast duck I ordered been served?" (Purchased by Subcontractor)

"I'm sorry, the deliveryman has already left. It may be a traffic jam. It will arrive soon. "

The doorbell rang.

"Mrs. Li, this is the roast duck you want. Please sign the list. " (Acceptance, warehousing and transfer to accounts payable)

At 6: 45, my daughter called, "Mom, I'm taking some friends home for dinner now." (Hehe, it's an urgent order intention again, and it needs to be in stock)

"No, daughter, mom already needs to prepare two tables of rice today. It is too late. I'm really sorry. I'll be ready for you if I say it earlier next time. " Haha, this is the limitation of ERP use. There should be a stable external environment and the shortest preparation time.

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After seeing off all the guests, the tired wife sat on the sofa and said to her husband, "Dear, we treat guests very frequently now. We need to buy some kitchen supplies (equipment procurement), and we'd better hire a nanny (even the human resources system has a gap).

Husband: "You are the master at home. Do whatever you need. " (Approved)

Wife: "Also, the family expenses are too high recently. Use your private money to subsidize it, ok? " (Finally, the reminder of accounts receivable)

Now there are people who don't understand ERP. Remember, every qualified housewife is a strong competitor of the factory director.