Classic and interesting advertising language

Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, you won't notice."

Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!"

An American newspaper published an advertisement: look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement: After dropping this eye drops, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world.

Advertisement on tombstone: There is a sentence on a tombstone in Scotland: "Here lies Hermes. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is open until 8 pm every day on the expressway 1 1. 」

There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. 」

Optical shop: "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

Road traffic: "If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

New book: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!" " "

The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. 」

"You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight," read an advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago.

The advertisement of a water heater product: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Perfume company: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we will send a self-defense textbook with the bottle."

Smoking is forbidden in public places: "Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."