Does anyone know the lines of the sketch "Meet Mahjong in a Narrow Road"?

The policeman in front checked the drunk driver again. You said it was unlucky for me to drink this wine! Move into the car and pretend to sleep. Say: hurry up! Run over and snore

Already: hey! Wake up.

A: Huh?

Hello.

A: Hello.

J: Why is this car parked here?

A: Huh?

J: Why is this car parked here?

Is this a car?

So you think it's a bed?

A: I fell asleep!

Already: Where is the driver?

A: Huh? Reach in for the driver.

Have you been drinking?

I have been drinking.

Yes: we are checking after drinking. Please, check with me.

A: I, I didn't drive. Why did you check my drinking? ?

You didn't drive. Who's driving?

A: Driving? Who drove it?

What did he do?

Oh, my God! Maybe the car is out of gas. He went looking for oil?

J: Don't you still have so much gas in this car?

This car burns oil.

Has: this expression expresses doubt.

No, you don't know who is driving this car.

Yes, my car is driven by my son.

My son may have gone to look for oil. I'll call him.

Yes: let him come back quickly! Or I'll tow your car.

Call, son! Where are you? You, you, the police came and you left. What the hell! That what! This car broke down here! The police are here. Come here quickly. You can't drive like this! Obedient, he asked where is this?

The question points to the left. Your son just left. I don't know where this is.

A: You just left and don't know where this is! ! ! ! This is the district office, damn it, come here!

Yes: you parked illegally. Let me make a record for you first. Who is the owner? Zhao: Hi, how are you?

Whose car is this?

Zhao: What do you mean by master?

The owner of this car.

Zhao: My brother bought it for me.

P name

Zhao: The surname is Zhao.

P full name

Zhao: The perpetrator.

Police what? The perpetrator? I didn't ask you who the troublemaker was, I asked you what your name was!

Zhao: My name is the perpetrator, the sign of instructions, and the folds are all folds.

P page

Zhao: 2 1

You're dying.

Zhao: Comrade, how can you talk? I'm only 2 1, so why not?

No, I said your car is dying, and the chassis leaks oil. Why are you parking here?

Zhao: That's not oil leakage, that's water leakage. Why this car? I am Q7, how can I not!

What kind of car do you have?

Zhao: Q7

P Q7？ Don't you have QQ here?

Zhao: A new QQ player?

By the way, how much did you spend on this car?

Zhao: It costs 5,000 yuan and 25,000 yuan to repair the car. My brother fixed it!

Can this car still run?

Zhao: This car can still run. This car can catch up with BMW. Give it back.

Can this car catch up with BMW?

Zhao: It was foggy, so I followed him. Finally, the naked guy ran into me. He is anxious to see me everywhere. He said I was in the warehouse, so why did you follow him?

You were rear-ended by someone.

Zhao: Yes, it's a rear-end collision.

Here, sign.

Zhao: What do you want to sign? My brother knows you.

Sign your name quickly. Seriously.

Zhao: He starts at 4 o'clock.

It's none of my business. Sign it quickly.

Zhao: Look at you, comrade. Let him sign it when you come back.

Call your brother at once and tell him to come here quickly and drive away in time, or he will be fined.

Brother: Brother!

Zhao: Why are you angry?

Brother: Huh?

Zhao: Why are you angry? What are you doing here? I sleep in the car.

Brother: Who is it?

Zhao: You, I, er, I fell asleep in the car. You left the car, and you refueled. What happened to the car? Did it burn oil?

Brother: I'll add. I'm drinking. Call me and I'll come.

Wait a minute, come, come ...

Brother: What's the situation?

Well, you are his brother.

Brother: I'm his brother.

Do you drive this car?

Brother: This isn't.

How did you get here?

Brother: I drove, and my driver drove me here.

Zhao: Hey! I see. What happened? His driver took me to the hotel and then sent me back. I fell asleep and picked him up.

Brother: No! Don't! I drink there. My driver didn't even leave the table. We've been together. Didn't you leave by yourself? Aren't you?

No, which one of you is driving this car?

Zhao: OK, I'll ask him. I'll ask him later and find out later. Who is driving this car?

Dude, who drove it? What? What?

Zhao: What are you doing? Why not check drunk driving? I just took a sip. Why do you drink?

Brothers; You drank wine, so you can drive.

Zhao: You are 1.

Sandy: I drink. I didn't drive. My driver dragged me here, but why, did you tell the police that I was driving?

Zhao: How do I know you are drinking?

Brother: You said you charged me.

Zhao: How much do you drink?

Brother: Half a catty is white.

Zhao: OK.

Brother: How about that? Let's go in and I'll watch, okay?

Zhao: Let me talk to him, comrade policeman.

Which one of you is driving this car?

Zhao: Yes.

Brother: I'll drive that one. What's going on here? He is my brother. I can't let him in, okay? I opened it.

Zhao: What kind of car do you drive? I'll drive your brother, so I'll drive.

Brother: You drive, you go in, and my sister-in-law is at home.

Zhao: Don't worry, I'll ask, and I'll ask what the game will say. I don't understand that you always check this game. I checked for a while last time. What's the point? Tell me about it.

According to Anxin traffic regulations, you should pay attention to fines or detention when driving after drinking.

Zhao: How much do you drink after drinking? Half a glass of beer is drunk, and a bottle of beer is drunk driving.

Zhao: Ah, half a bottle of beer means drinking, ok, and then I'll bring a bottle of drip back after drinking.

Brother: grounded, still dripping, look at you, grounded! I just went in. How much have you had to drink？ You're still here

Zhao: Then what? What else can I say about this? What's with the drunk driving?

Drunk driving is a violation of the criminal law, and you should bear criminal responsibility.

Zhao: How much would you like to drink?

One or two liquors are drunk, and two liquors are drunk driving. How can you two be careless?

Zhao: He drinks half a catty of white wine.

Brother: Here you are, half a catty. Let me tell you something, don't you understand what the police told you? Huh? Is this drunk driving the same as playing mahjong? If you drink half a glass of beer, it's like ordering a fart beard. If you drink a bottle of beer, you will order a clip. Drink one or two glasses of white wine and order a float. If I drink half a catty, I'll let you hold three bars and one gourd ladle, and I'll be short of money for a single clip. Click, click, okay, click, why not?

P You two go home and play mahjong! Who the hell is driving this car?

Zhao: Yes.

Brother: I drove it.

Zhao: Yes.

Brother: I drove it.

Zhao: What kind of car do you drive? You're driving.

Brother: I won't say I opened it, sister-in-law won't, and sister-in-law won't settle accounts with me!

Zhao: Where did you drive it?

Brother: Where have you been? Where did I drive it?

Zhao: I'm still open.

What the hell is going on?

Zhao: Let me tell you something, police. I went to the hotel for my birthday. I only have a few friends. I didn't drink. I just drink tea with them. After that, I went to the toilet. How about a glass of wine when I come back? After that, I drank some wine. When I saw where you checked, I panicked. I pretended to sleep. I have driven this car.

Brother: Pretend to sleep. Hi, huh?

Zhao: Mm-hmm.

Brother: I pretended to be asleep, and then I said I was open, right? I, you are really my brother. I bought this car for her, except for many things. Two days ago, I drove out for a drink. My nephew, 4 years old, came back from drinking and met a man who was drunk. He didn't see clearly in the car. The police asked him to blow white wine. After blowing, he said that the alcohol exceeded the standard. He can't. You let the child blow. The child blew too much and fooled the police. The policeman said, Comrade, I'm sorry, but our instrument is broken. You should go first. He left. God, my nephew went home and slept for three days before he woke up. What do you say, cheating? Huh?

Zhao: You said here.

Brother: My song, why are you still standing? Why don't you tell HR the truth?

Zhao: If you don't buy this car, we are finished.

Brother: I didn't ask you to drink and drive this car for you!

Zhao: Then what? I-I opened it. I said you can do whatever you want with me. I'll pay attention next time.

I saw you talking on the phone here just now. Now that you have opened it, come on! Cooperate with my work and check the standards, ok?

Zhao: Hoo!

P: huh?

Zhao: Fart Hu, there is a title.

How much do you drink?

Zhao: Specify a fart beard.

Brother: What bubble did you order? You say, tell the truth.

Are you really not responding?

Zhao Hedi: Huh?

Brother: Why are you still dead? Brother, did you just come back?

Zhao: You are so stupid. I can smoke it back!

Brother: You blow.

No response. What happened?

Brother: It's over. It's really broken I blew and shouted.

P slam!

Comrade, have you been drinking or not? Can't you make a scene?

Zhao: Maybe I'm too nervous. There is no wine there. I got mixed up on the wine table. This is, I was cheated as soon as I saw you check, so I came out here. I'm really sorry.

Oh, come on.

Zhao: Consider me drinking.

Drive away without drinking, and you won't be fined. This is humanized law enforcement.

Zhao: No, actually don't humanize me. Okay, I'm fine.

Brother: Brother has given you trouble. Take it away quickly.

What are you doing? Stop stalling, you're stalling. I'll tow the car for you.

Zhao: Pick up your money.

How many times have I told you that our fine is not the purpose.

Zhao: The purpose is to punish you. No, the purpose is to educate you, right? It's no use saying that you are playing there. Honestly, is it easy to be a policeman?

Brother: Yes.

Zhao: All the year round, the traffic police are in spring, summer, autumn and winter. In this big summer, the climate is over 40 degrees. What about the waste gas emitted by geothermal energy? We all have air conditioning on in the car and don't want to turn it on. You know, standing guard in the snow and ice in winter, helping us direct traffic. In the future, can there be no police? What about the future? Don't buy a car,

Brother: I won't buy it.

Zhao: Don't drink either.

Brother: I drank it. I didn't drive.

Zhao: Don't drink it while it's open, ok?

Brother: Hmm! Drink without driving, drink without driving without drinking.

Zhao: Give me my car back. Don't let ... I said keep a low profile. Keep a low profile. You have to buy me a Q7.

Brother: It's QQ.

Zhao: Are you in trouble?

Comrade, as long as you can understand us, we will be gratified!

Zhao: Thank you.

Our police wish is not to find out how many drunk drivers, but to be your guardian and escort you home safely.

Zhao: Yes.

P: it can be heavy, but life can't be repeated. Come on, comrade, hurry home, oh!

Zhao: Oh, my God! (Hugging) I really misunderstood you before. I know I was wrong this time. I won't open it next time. Let's have a drink when you are free.

P: huh? Still drinking?

Zhao: Eat!

Well, have a safe trip!

Brother: Brother! Goodbye!

Zhao: What are you doing? Can you still drive? Get in the car and go, and drink less in the future!

Brother: remember this sentence, don't drink a car after drinking, don't drink a car after drinking. Goodbye!