Speed, fast, fast, who has a joke! ? Send it to me, I want a new one! extra points

1. On WeChat, I chatted with my boyfriend: "The fishbone is stuck in my throat."

He said: "Ah? What happened! What did you eat?"

2. "Uncle, let me interview you on the spot. How many years have you been doing morning jogging like this?"

"Girl, stay out of the way! I need to pee!"

3. A friend was eating at a breakfast stall, and a beautiful woman next to him bought breakfast. The difference was 1 yuan, so he helped pay 1 yuan.

The beauty said she wanted to leave her phone number. She thought this guy was going to have good luck, but this bastard actually said to her: "Isn't it enough to take advantage once? Do you want to take advantage again?"

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4. Every time he dated a girl, he spent more than half a month's living expenses, so he had to wait half a month before asking her out.

Today the girl asked him angrily: "Why don't you come to see me?"

He mustered up the courage to tell the truth: "I, I, I look down on you."

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5. Yesterday, I went to find a girl. When negotiating the price, I found that one girl’s price was more expensive than others. I saw that her appearance and figure were similar to others, so I curiously asked her: “Why is it more expensive than others?” What?"

She proudly said, "I am a college student."

I replied calmly: "You are not studying this major!"

< p>6. I went to the market to buy groceries today and met an idiot.

I bought 4 catties of vegetables for 8 yuan per catty.

He told me 4*8=36 and I gave him 50 yuan and gave me 12 yuan.

I was walking with money and vegetables and laughing. This stupid guy was taught math by a physical education teacher, and he was still selling vegetables with his IQ!