A humorous sentence

I think the humorous sentences of recruitment are as follows:

1, recruitment, our company is recruiting future "big bosses", you have potential, we have a stage!

2. Looking for you urgently: Our company is recruiting on a large scale. If you have a dream, please join us as soon as possible!

3, recruiting, not to make you a general, but you can realize your "general dream" here!

Have you been looking for a stage to show yourself? Then congratulations, our "recruitment" activity has officially started, and we look forward to your joining!

5, our company is "recruiting", you are not required to have three heads and six arms, but please have a brave heart!

6, recruiting, not letting you go to war, but inviting you to create a better future together!

7. If you are looking for a job, don't hesitate, our "recruitment" activity is in progress, and the opportunity is right in front of you!

8, recruiting talents, we welcome heroes from all walks of life, as long as you have a dream, we will give you a stage!

9. Are you tired of ordinary life? Then join our "recruitment" activity quickly, and let's create an extraordinary future together!

10, recruitment, not to let you be a soldier, but to invite you to be a "good soldier" of our company and create a brilliant future together!