Interesting Chinese essay

1. electric fan advertisement There is a fairy electric fan factory in Hunan. Their advertisement is: To tell the truth, the fame of fairies is blown out!

2. Dialogue between Andersen Once Andersen went to the street wearing a broken hat, a man sarcastically said to him, "What's that thing in your head? Can you count as a hat? " Andersen replied, "What's that thing under your hat? Can you count it? "

3. The story of Bernard Shaw. Bernard Shaw is a thin man. Once, a fat capitalist saw him and said jokingly, "When I saw you, I knew there was a famine in the world." Bernard Shaw replied, "When I saw you, I knew the cause of the famine."

Diplomatic incident in Zhou Enlai Once, after Zhou Enlai shook hands with a foreign leader, the leader took out a handkerchief and wiped his hands. When Zhou Enlai saw this scene, he took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped his hands, walked to the trash can and threw it in! The thrifty prime minister "retaliated" any leader in this way.

5. A painter's paintings took part in the exhibition and invited another painter to see them. Another painter came back and said, "To tell the truth, only your paintings can tell!" " "The painter asked where it was. In fact, another painter means: only your painting didn't see it! Everyone else's words are being watched, and everyone can't squeeze in.

6. Literary giant and mosquito

American writer Mark. Twain stayed in a hotel somewhere. People told him that mosquitoes here are particularly fierce. When he checked in at the reception desk, a mosquito just flew in. He said to the waiter, "I heard that the mosquitoes here are very smart, so they will take good care of my room number in advance so that they can come and have a full meal at night." The waiter couldn't help laughing.

As a result, he slept well that night, because the waiter also remembered his room number and did everything he should do carefully.

7. Ask and answer skillfully

After Hugo wrote Les Miserables, he sent the manuscript to a publishing house. The manuscript didn't reply for a long time, so I drew a big "?" On the paper. Sent it to the publisher. Every few days, the publisher wrote back, and Hugo opened it. There was not a word on it, only a word "!"

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