A dialogue drama between four people on campus

One:

Two Visits to the Thatched Cottage (Short Musical Script) Author: Tan Zeyuan

Characters: First—— Mr. Liu—— Liu Beiguan—— Guan Yu

Zhang——Zhang Fei Zhuge——Zhuge Liang

Act 1

(A table with gavel and other objects on it)

First of all (wearing robe, holding folding fan): Dear leaders, teachers, and classmates, good evening everyone! (Holds fists) Today we are all gathered together. I want to tell you about Duan Pingshu (throws aside the folding fan) - Liu, Guan and Zhang visited the thatched cottage three times! (Slaps the gavel tree and closes the folding fan) Speaking of which, in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in strife...

Liu (drags a pile of shoe boxes): Hey, let’s take a look! A pair of leather shoes costs two and a half yuan! The bloodletting sale is on sale! There is no shop like this after passing this village!

Xian (hurriedly stepped forward to stop him): What are you doing?

Guan (pushing an old No. 28 bicycle with a large bag on the back. Singing while walking to the tune of "Red Sorghum"): Change the rice, change the rice, change the rice, change the rice, change Big-ah-meters!

First (abandoning Liu and rushing to pass)

Zhang (carrying two butcher knives): Hey, the pig was just killed this morning, fresh! (To the first) Man, let’s beat two pounds of pork!

First: Don’t buy it! Go! Go! Go! What are you doing! It’s a farmer’s market here! Didn't you see the show? Go! Go! Go! Go cool off! (Driving the three people off) Everyone, I’m sorry, let’s continue. Speaking of which, Liu Bei was born after King Jing of Zhongshan, and he had the appearance of an emperor, like a tiger walking like a dragon!

Liu: Hey, hey, I am Liu Bei.

Guan: I am Guan Yu!

Zhang: I am Zhang Fei

Xian: (Surprised) Everyone, I have been telling stories for half my life, and this is the first time I know Liu, Guan, and Zhang look like this! (Turns to the three of them) Hey, they are three heroes! Long time admiration!

Liu Guanzhang: You’re welcome.

First: Aren’t the three of you from the Eastern Han Dynasty? Why did you come here to do business?

Liu: Sir, you don’t know something. The unit policy was invigorated, but I, the old section chief, was actually squeezed out by the new guy Adou!

Guan: The factory is optimizing the combination, and I, the technician, have also been laid off.

Zhang: Not to mention, I turned out to be the warehouse manager of the meat factory. Once I found a sick pig in the warehouse, so I threw the sick pig out. Unexpectedly, the factory director saw it, dragged the sick pig back, and threw me out!

Xian: Hey - isn’t this unlucky! So, you three, how is business now?

Liu Guanzhang: Business? well!

Liu: (Singing to the tune of "I'm Feeling Annoyed Lately") I've been feeling annoyed lately, I've been feeling annoyed, I've been feeling a little bit extreme. The quality of the leather shoes is so bad that others have to refund the money as soon as they wear them! well!

Guan: (taken from the tune of "I'm Feeling Annoyed Lately", singing) I've been feeling annoyed lately, I've been feeling annoyed, I've been feeling annoyed, and I haven't replaced half of the cart of rice yet. Everyone in the city is smart and capable, but they don’t come to buy rice for cooking. well!

Zhang: (Singing to the tune of "I've Been More Annoyed Lately") I've been more annoyed lately, more annoying than you, and more annoying than you! I always feel that money is getting harder and harder to earn day by day. Colleagues all sighed like this

Xian, Liu, and Guan: How do you say it?

Zhang: It’s getting harder and harder to sell a pig a day!

Liu, Guan, Zhang: Alas, it’s difficult!

Xian: It is difficult to run an individual business nowadays. Why don’t the three of you form a partnership? As the saying goes: Brothers working together can break gold.

Liu: Why haven’t you done this before? Our brothers used to jointly open a "Taoyuan Industrial Co., Ltd." and the business was booming at the beginning.

But then a bad guy came from the north, called, what is his name, Cao Cao, ho--(gathering his saliva) Bah! With the help of his cousin's aunt's brother-in-law's eldest niece's godfather's nephew, the neighbor's eldest brother is some kind of director. He took out a loan of 5 million and opened the Mengde Group. He took away all our business. Now, we don't even have water and electricity. I couldn't afford the fees, so I had to find some overstocked products from the warehouse and go it alone.

Zhang: Hey - this is not a backlog product! I just woke up this morning to kill a pig! Fresh!

Guan (drags Zhang away): Okay, just don’t cause trouble!

First: In this market economy, competition is inevitable.

Zhang (break free): Competition? Then the Cao Cao Group is rich and powerful, how can I compete with him?

Liu: Sir, (singing to the tune of "The Girl Opposite Looks Over"), that guy Cao Cao is really bad. He does business and acts rogue. All our customers are pulled away by him, and we ignore him when he sees him. Ignore! Who understands the sorrow of a bankrupt boss? I beg you toss a coin, give me some money, and let me eat some food - Hey - Hey - Hey - (The tone of his voice suddenly changed, and he suddenly started crying) Hey - Wuwuwu——咿——wuwuwuwu

First of all: please don’t cry, please don’t cry! (To the audience) This Liu Bei just loves to cry!

Guan: Sir, you don’t know something. My eldest brother, he, he, he, he, he is too soft-hearted! (To the tune of "Heart Is Too Soft", singing) His heart is always too soft, his heart is too soft, and he sheds tears alone until dawn. He loves this factory without regrets, but I know he is not that strong at all. (To Liu) You are always too soft-hearted and bear all the debts yourself. Doing business seems easy, but making money is difficult. You and I all need exercise.

Liu (thrown into the care and cried loudly): Ah - second brother!

Guan (hugging Liu, crying): Brother!

Zhang: Hey, sir, I think it’s not easy for you to perform here. You see, the three of us have fallen into this kind of behavior. Can you think of a way to do it for me? ? If your method works, don't you see, this pig is in the water, it's up to you!

First: (to the audience) Hey! This guy, you can tell he is a hero at first sight! Okay, just mess with his pigs, I have to give them a good idea. (Turns to the three men) Hey, I said three good men. I have a humble opinion. I wonder if you three would like to hear it?

Liu: Sir, please speak!

Xian: Let me see, you are actually lacking a sales manager. These days, the boss should focus on everything and leave all the trivial matters to him. Wouldn't it be nice for you to just sit back and enjoy the results?

Liu: Sir, you are really impressed!

Guan: We are going to recruit now!

Liu, Guan, Zhang (retired)

Zhang (ran back in a hurry): Hehe! Sir, if you succeed in this trick, I will send you two high-quality pigs into the water! Let’s go! (Chasing Liu and Guan)

First (chasing Zhang) Hey, there are three of us in the family! Get the third mate!

Act 2

(A table and a chair. Next to it is a wooden sign with recruitment notices posted on it)

Zhang: These recruitment notices are all posted I have been out for more than a month, and many people have come, but none of them are useful. Both of them are too tired to bear it anymore. Today, I will keep an eye on you! (Goes to the table, shouts and sits down) Hey - recruitment has started! Come up to me if you still have the breath!

Zhuge (wearing a doctor's suit, a doctor's hat, a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and holding a diploma in his hand. He came on stage while singing to the tune of "Farewell My Concubine") I - standing, hunting the wind I wish I could become the president of the country! Looking at the sky, clouds are moving in all directions, diploma in hand, asking the world who is the hero! I - standing in the hunting wind, wishing I could become the president of the country! Looking at the sky, clouds are moving in all directions, diploma in hand, asking the world who is the hero! (The tone changes sharply) There are thousands of jobs in this world, why is there no one for me? The school said that you should wait at home for the assignment, but after two years, my pockets are empty - (to Zhang) In my heart, you are the most important! Please hurry up and use me! I can organize production and manage operations.

(To the audience) Whoever uses me will become famous! I guarantee him to become a tycoon! If you want to rule the roost, hire me, Wolong! (Kneel down on one knee and pretend to be a "thinker")

Zhang: Huh? What are you doing?

Zhuge (adjusting his glasses) You, are you the boss?

Zhang (not comfortable being called "boss" for the first time) Huh? Ah, yes, yes, I am the boss! (Smiling)

Zhuge (ran over to Zhang and knelt down): Boss, please take pity on me!

Zhang (startled, then recovered) What? You want food? No way! Go now! Go now!

Zhuge: Oh, no, boss, you misunderstood! Me, I'm here to apply. Look, this is my diploma.

Zhang (holding the diploma upside down and pretending to look at it seriously) Ah, let me take a look. Uh-oh. This...

Zhuge: Boss, you, you took it down!

Zhang: Huh? Huh, me, that’s how I’ve seen it since I was a kid!

Zhuge: Oh~~then, you are really awesome!

Zhang: That is! Hey, don’t just talk about me. Tell me about you. Please introduce yourself first.

Zhuge: My name is Zhu——Ge Liang, and my courtesy name is Kongming...

Zhang: Then what can you do?

Zhuge (comes to his spirit): I know a lot! I will arrange my troops in formation!

Zhang: That’s useless! I don’t want to fight anymore!

Zhuge: I can control the wind and rain!

Zhang: Hehe, I can’t tell you are still a monster!

Zhuge: This, this, right! I will also use my resourcefulness!

Zhang (Daxi): Can you use your wits?

Zhuge (finally found a way, happy) Yes! right!

Zhang (confused): What is resourcefulness?

Zhuge (almost died) Cough! (Sucks tongue) Let’s give you an example. Back in the day, I had a fire in Bowangpo that burned Cao Jun's armor. (He took out a lighter from his pocket and sang and twisted, as if he was cramping, and he was extremely narcissistic.) You are like that, a fire ! The raging flames (twisting his butt again) burned me!

Zhang (impatiently): Got it! Hit! Stop trembling there! Just like that plague-ridden pig!

Zhuge: You! Why are you scolding people?

Zhang: What if I scold you? I'm a butcher, that's what I am! That’s right! As soon as you mentioned pig, I was inspired again.

Let me ask you! What kind of pig is a sick pig and can no longer be eaten?

Zhuge: This, this, I am not a pig butcher, how do I know!

Zhang: You don’t even know what a sick pig is, what else do you know!

Zhuge: What do I know? What don't I know? I am the famous Zhuge Liang! Have you never heard of Zhuge Liang?

Zhang: Brother Pig is showing off and Brother Dog is showing off! I have been killing pigs all my life, but I have never heard of a pig, his brother, being able to show off!

Zhuge: This, this (angrily, pointing at Zhang), this, this kind of person is worthy of being a boss!

Zhang: What? What did you say? Looking for a fight! (Kicked Zhuge Liang into a fight)

Zhuge: Ouch! Oh my god! (Taking out another mirror from his pocket) My hair is messed up!

Zhang: Huh? Still not leaving? Looking for a fight!

Zhuge (seeing that the situation is not good, runs away quickly)

Zhang (grabs Zhuge's collar and kicks him again) I'll give you another kick, run faster!

Zhuge (climbing down the field)

Zhang (sit back on the chair): Whatever, come and cause trouble!

Liu and Guan (the two ran onto the stage in a hurry)

Liu: Good brother! Dear brother! Is there someone who calls himself Zhuge Kongming coming to apply for a job today?

Zhang: Are you saying that Brother Zhu is bright?

Guan: Yes, yes!

Zhang: He kicked me away!

Guan: You!

Zhang: What’s wrong with me? He doesn't even know what a sick pig is, so what do I want him to do!

Guan: Pig! pig! You know pigs! Go ahead and be a pig!

Zhang (Monk Zhang Er was confused and scratched his head): What happened to the pig?

Liu: My dear brother, I don’t know. I have an old friend named Xu Shu and Xu Yuanzhi who introduced me to this person. Xu Gonghui knows people with his sharp eyes, Kong Ming is a true talent!

Zhang: (Like a child who has done something wrong) Then, what should we do?

Guan: Since Kong Ming has left, we have to invite him another day.

Liu: Alas! That has to be the case!

Act 3

First (runs onto the stage): Everyone! Look! My storytelling was completely ruined by those three. Today I am not invited to invite Zhuge Liang. Hey, (to those behind him) tell me, where is this Zhuge Liang?

Guan: I heard that he sells steamed buns in front of the football stadium.

Liu: Then let’s go find him quickly!

(Walked for a while)

Zhang: Hey, look! There he is!

Zhuge (wearing an apron, pushing a tricycle with a cart of steamed buns on the back): Hot steamed buns! Hot buns! Doctor's brand hot buns! Two and a half cents each! Eh? The game is over! I'm on! (Take two steamed buns in hand, run up a few steps, tune to the 98' World Cup theme song "Cup of Life", and imitate Ricky Martin in dance steps) It looks white and feels hot. Please guess what this is. You can not only watch it, but also satisfy your hunger. Why are you hesitating? Come and buy steamed buns. Fans and friends, come here quickly. Please come quickly and buy my hot steamed buns and my white steamed buns! The football game is exciting and you are all hungry, so come and buy my hot steamed buns and my white steamed buns! (Raises hands in the air, swaying from side to side) Bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Two and a half cents each. Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Authentic white flour buns! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Two and a half cents each.

Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Come and buy - steamed buns!

Liu, Guan, Zhang and Xian (applause, imitating the cheers of theater fans): Okay!

Zhuge (startled)

Zhang: Hey, I mean that pig!

Zhuge (looked up and saw Zhang, turned around and ran away)

Zhang (caught up with Zhuge, bared his teeth and smiled) Hahahaha, I’m talking about Mr. Zhuge Liang!

Zhuge: You, you, what are you going to do!

Zhang: Don’t be afraid! Let me tell you good news! You have been officially hired by our Taoyuan company!

Zhuge (overjoyed) Really?

Liu: Yes sir, please pay me your respects! (Bows to the ground)

Zhuge (hurriedly helps him): No way! useless! (Recognizing Liu, he fainted with joy) Ah!

Liu, Guan, Zhang and Xian (hurriedly supported Zhuge)

Zhuge: My lord, it’s you!

Liu: Yes! military adviser! Unexpectedly, after being separated for two thousand years, we can still reunite!

Zhuge: Lord!

Liu: Military advisor!

Zhang: Hahahaha, it turns out to be a military advisor! (Patting Zhuge on the shoulder, Zhuge almost fell to the ground) I haven’t seen you for two thousand years, and you’re already so high-spirited! Ha ha ha ha!

Zhuge (having eliminated all fear and rolled his eyes): Are these the three generals? Look at you, you have become white and fat now, you look like an old lady, I can’t even recognize you! Ha ha! (Turn to the right side first, adjust his glasses) This must be Yun Chang?

Guan: Guan Yu is here.

First: Look at this guy’s eyes!

Guan: Military advisor, I regretted letting Cao Cao go on Huarong Road!

Zhuge: It doesn’t matter! Look, everyone! (Take out a large pile of documents and papers from his pocket) This is the evidence I collected of Cao Cao’s smuggling, bribery, tax evasion, and tax evasion! Based on these alone, he can be sentenced to eight to a hundred years!

Zhang (learned from Zhuge): Eight to a hundred years! Then what a fool he is!

Everyone: Haha!

Liu: Let’s go! Let's sue him now!

Guan, Zhang, Xian, Zhuge: Let’s go!

Zhuge (hurriedly ran back and pushed his tricycle)

Zhang (chased back): Sir, what are you doing?

Zhuge: My buns haven’t been sold out yet.

Zhang: Cough! No more! (pulling Zhuge Liang out)

Zhuge (being dragged by Zhang, pulling the cart) Bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Two and a half cents each.

(End of the play)

Second:

Being kind must have your own opinion (nonsensical campus comedy drama) Characters: Little Handsome Sheep, Little Sweet Sheep, Gentleman Wolf, Stupid Bear [curtain opens. Forest scenery. Upbeat music plays. [Enter Two Sheep. Little Handsome Sheep: (Singing) I walked and walked and walked until I came to this good place. The grass is green and the flowers are blooming. I went to the mountains to graze... The scenery here is so beautiful, and we all are so happy. Little Sweet Sheep: (Singing) I’m a girl... (Learning TV slogans) Look here, look here, there’s food everywhere... Oh, I’m so lucky this time... [Er Yang sang and danced excitedly, While eating grass happily. [Enter Gentleman Wolf. The music changed to a tune similar to "The Devil Enters the Village".

Gentleman Wolf: (Opposite stage) The music stops! Stop! Why can't you teach it? If you want a soundtrack, you have to find a piece that suits the characters in the play! Am I that dirty and ugly? Let’s change to the lyrical one... (To the audience) For the sake of the plot, let me first give an introduction. The humble wolf is a humble gentleman. He is good at playing music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and music. Therefore, he has a nickname in the world of "Rulang". You can call me "Rulang". "Gentleman Wolf", you can also call me "Gentleman Wolf"; secondly, I would like to offer you a small poem to encourage you: Traveling in all directions, the road is vast, a gentleman wolf from the north, with a longing for a better life. Infinite yearning, wandering alone in the wilderness... Haha, let's get down to business... (Performance) I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I haven't eaten for several days, this mouth All fade out of the birds! (Sees two sheep) Hey, there's something to eat! (Singing) Sister Lin fell from the sky... Let's see how I deal with you! (He tiptoes forward, but unexpectedly misses the mark and falls into the trap set by the hunter) Ouch! Oh my god! [The wolf jumps around in the trap but can't get out. Gentleman Wolf: (cursing) What kind of evil spirit dug such a deep trap? [Hunter voice-over: This is how you should treat a bad guy like you! Gentleman Wolf: (surprised) Who are you? [Hunter voice-over: Hunter! Gentleman Wolf: Oh, My God! [Hunter voice-over: Wait for my shotgun! Hahahaha... (voice fades out) Jun Zilang: (fearfully) Ah! No, no, don't come here, don't come here! (Seeing no movement for a long time, he regained consciousness) Well, it was a false alarm, it turned out to be an illusion... (Bai) It's really unlucky, the sheep didn't eat, but his life is not guaranteed... (Urgent) What should I do, what should I do? ? Now I have truly experienced what it means to be an "ant on a hot pot"... (eyes roll) Yes, this trick may work! (Shouting) Help! Help! Xiaoshuaiyang: Sister Xiaotianyang, listen, who seems to be calling for help? Little Sweet Sheep: Why didn’t I hear you? Little Handsome Sheep: You are too focused on eating grass, so you chirp so loudly, how can you hear it? Junzilang: Help me! Help me! (White) How come no one heard me? Little Sweet Sheep: Brother Little Handsome Sheep, I heard it! Just call for help in English! It seems to be not far ahead. Xiaoshuaiyang: Yes. Let’s look for it! [Er Yang followed the sound and found the mouth of the trap. Little Handsome Sheep: (Looking at it) It’s the Big Bad Wolf! Little Sweet Sheep: Big Bad Wolf! Gentleman Wolf: Handsome guy and pretty girl, save me! Little Handsome Sheep: You are the big bad guy! Little Sweet Sheep: Big bad guy! Gentleman Wolf: (with snot and tears) Please help me, I have an old man and a young man... It doesn’t matter if I die here, but what about the children at home? They will all starve to death! Little Handsome Sheep: You deserve it! You have today too! Gentleman Wolf: You can’t just die without saving me! As the saying goes, a man who watches chess without saying anything is a true gentleman, but a man who refuses to save his life is a villain. Are you willing to be a villain? Little Handsome Yang: Ignore him, let’s go! Gentleman Wolf: Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. You saved me, you are the great compassionate Bodhisattva! Little Sweet Sheep: No! We saved you, and you're going to eat us! Junzilang: How could I eat Bodhisattva? I promise never to hurt you! (Learning from Stephen Chow’s movie accent) Uncle, aunt, brother and sister-in-law, have mercy on me! Little Handsome Yang: Don’t believe him! Little Sweet Sheep: (moved with compassion) Little Handsome Sheep, look how pitiful he is! Little Handsome Sheep: Did he feel pity for us when he ate our compatriots? Gentleman Wolf: I swear to God, as long as you save me, I will never eat sheep again! Little Sweet Sheep: (To Little Handsome Sheep) Look, he swore... Little Sweet Sheep: I don't care, I'm not full yet! (Goes to the side and continues to eat grass) Little Sweet Sheep: (angry) No sympathy at all. Junzi Wolf: Little Meimei, (singing) Only You is a good sheep, Only You always has a good heart... [The little sweet sheep couldn't stand Junzi Wolf's repeated pleading and coaxing, so he went to the side to find one. With a rope, he struggled to pull the wolf out of the trap.

Gentleman Wolf: (White) Hehe, it feels so good to be free again! (Glancing at the little sweet sheep) This little lamb is white and fat, and must taste great! Look, I'm drooling... But for the sake of her saving me, I'll do it first and then fight! (To the little sweet sheep) Kind and beautiful little girl, since you saved my life, please save me until the end! Little Sweet Sheep: How to save her? Gentleman Wolf: I am so hungry that I am going to die. If I don’t eat, I will die. Please fill my stomach! Little Sweet Sheep: (fearfully) You swore that as long as I save you, you will never hurt us again! Gentleman Wolf: I will return to the future, now is now. (Showing a ferocious face) Eight roads, you have to give them even if you don’t give them, you have to give them even if you give them! (Knocks down the little sweet sheep) Little Sweet Sheep: (Begging) Mr. Wolf, Wolf King, Wolf Ancestor, please spare me! I haven't lived enough yet... Junzilang: I haven't lived enough either! I was born to eat meat, how can I spare you? Little Sweet Sheep: (shouting in despair) Help, help! Brother, save me! Gentleman Wolf: (Teasingly) Just shout, it will make you feel better. You are always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted... Haha! fool! Little Handsome Sheep: (Hearing the sound, running from a distance) Keep someone under your claws! [The little handsome sheep rushed forward and fought with the wolf, but even though he was no match for the wolf, he was also thrown to the ground by the wolf. Gentleman Wolf: You don’t know your own capabilities, but you still want to be a hero and save the beauty? Admit it... first braise you, because you are selfish and refuse to save yourself; (to the little sweet sheep), then steam you, because you have strong limbs and a simple mind... (getting carried away) Hehe, the two sheep will eat together, Come to a sheep series, cool! [When Er Yang was unable to escape Jun Zi Lang's claws, Stupid Bear hummed "Gardenia Blossoms". Stupid Bear: (To the audience with emotion) Gardenias are blooming, youth is no longer...I am old! (Sudden change of tone) But my heart is always young! (Allegro) It is said that a man is only forty-one, but I am now sixty-eight. Who said that I have become a scumbag, but I am still handsome and dashing. Everyone, old and young, praises me... Little Sweet Sheep: Stupid Grandpa Bear, Help! Stupid Bear: Who calls for help? (Take a look) It turns out to be you! Gentleman Wolf: Hello, Mist Bear, Nice to meet you! Stupid Bear: Nice to meet you too! What, are you playing a game? Gentleman Wolf: Yes, we are playing a puzzle game. It's hard to be smart, but it's even harder to be confused... Haha, Benbenxiong: You are still young, you are really an "old boy"! Little Shuaiyang: (Anxiety brings wisdom) Grandpa Xiong, please comment! Stupid Bear: What’s the point? Gentleman Wolf: (White) How can you comment when death is imminent? Well, in order to reflect the good reputation of this Qianqian gentleman wolf, (to the bear) Stupid Bear, you can comment. (White) Anyway, I can defeat them. Little Handsome Sheep: The old wolf fell into a trap. We rescued him, but he wanted to eat us. Little Sweet Sheep: I thought he was pitiful, so I rescued him. He also swore to God that as long as I rescued him, he would never eat sheep again! Stupid Bear: Old Wolf, is this possible? Gentleman Wolf: I swore not to eat sheep in the future, but that doesn’t mean I won’t eat it now! You see, I am almost fainting from hunger (pretending to be hungry)... Benbenxiong: This is not easy! Well, do you want this? (Pulls out a pack of instant noodles) This is delicious and spicy! Gentleman Wolf: No! It contains the carcinogen "Sudan Red". Stupid Bear: What about this? (Take out a piece of chocolate) The brand that the God of Gamblers loves to eat. Gentleman Wolf: NO, it’s no use gambling on what the Immortal likes to eat! If you eat too much of this stuff, you will gain weight! Didn't you see that I am losing weight? Stupid Bear: What do you want? Gentleman Wolf: I want to eat roasted whole lamb. Do you have any? Stupid Bear: (talking to himself) What can we do? (beat) Yes! (Hurrying out a bottle of "Brain Relaxation" oral liquid and drinking it) Let me be fair, what you both said makes sense! However, hearing is believing and seeing is believing. Please act it out and let me see it with my own eyes so that I can make a fair and just judgment. Junzilang: I said you will definitely uphold justice.

Okay, I'll show it to you right away! Lighting, sound, costumes and props... are all in place and ready! (White) Haha, acting is my strong point! (Suddenly thought) Oh, by the way, do you want to put on makeup? Stupid Bear: You are naturally beautiful, handsome and cool, so what are you wearing? Junzilang: Okay, let’s begin! (Suddenly thought again) Is there a time limit? Stupid Bear: Yes, the time limit is three minutes! Junzilang: Okay, I'm starting to act! (Suddenly thinking of something again) Oh, one more thing? Is there any appearance fee? Stupid Bear: Are you annoyed? Junzilang: Today is a market economy, and everything must be linked to economic benefits. This is not a charity show! Tell me, how much is the appearance fee? If it’s less, I won’t do it! Stupid Bear: Why are you so vulgar? All we know is money, money, money. Jun Zilang: Although money is not everything, but... Stupid Bear: Nothing can be done without money. Gentleman Wolf: If the answer is correct, ten points will be added! Stupid Bear: Okay, one thousand a minute, market conditions, okay? (To the audience) In order to invite you to the urn, I have to agree to ten thousand, let alone one thousand! Junzilang: That’s pretty much it! good! (Speaking and jumping into the trap, then pretending) Help, help... Benbenxiong: (Seeing the wolf jumping down, he touched his heart and breathed a sigh of relief) It's so dangerous! (Helping Er Sheep up) Fortunately, I arrived in time, otherwise... Er Sheep: We would have become braised and steamed sheep... [The bear came to the mouth of the trap. Stupid Bear: Does it taste good? ! Junzilang: It tastes great! Stupid Bear: (Finger Trap) I'm talking about this. Junzilang: I thought you were talking about those two little fat sheep! (Making a face) No, no, it tastes very bad! (Thinking of something suddenly) Hey, Benbenxiong, I forgot to sign a contract with you, don’t lie! Stupid Bear: Haha! Gentleman Wolf: You are just a puppy... (I haven't seen Eryang for a long time, reproachfully) Hey... are you going to act or not? Forget it if you don't act, I don't have time to play with you! Stupid Bear: When you are about to die, do you still want to make money to pretend to be the boss? ! Gentleman Wolf: What’s wrong? Stupid Bear: Figure it out for yourself! Gentleman Wolf: (Sudden realization) Ah! Fell into a trap! This, this, what to do! (Talking to himself) Gentleman Wolf, Gentleman Wolf, you have nothing but abilities, first-class talent, and first-class acting skills... You just wanted to eat roasted whole lamb, but you fell into a trap and still kept it in the dark! You are really not a hero... (begging) Heroes, you adults don't care about the faults of villains, just spare me this time, give me a break, I promise to correct it! Stupid Bear: No way! no way! Gentleman Wolf: I wrote a letter of guarantee, a confession, and published an apology and admitted my mistake in the newspaper... You should believe it, right? [The bears still ignore the wolf. Gentleman Wolf: (Urgent) What do you want from me? Do you have to take my heart out for you to believe it? Stupid Bear: You ungrateful guy, wait for the hunter to deal with you! Gentleman Wolf: (lowering his chest and stamping his feet) He died before he left the army, which made the hero burst into tears... God, how could this happen? I am so jealous of talents, I will never rest in peace... (Like an eggplant beaten by frost, wilting on one side) ) Stupid Bear: This is called evil being punished! Eryang: Grandpa Bear, thank you for saving us. Benbenxiong: (takes out his brain to relax) Thanks to this, I feel more relaxed and my strategies are better than others! (To the audience) Audience friends, from now on you must completely change the concept that stupid bears are stupid bears! Sheep: Grandpa, I want to drink too! Stupid Bear: Okay! Everyone has a share! (Pause) Son, you have to learn a lesson this time! Remember - kindness must be decisive! In addition, if you encounter danger, move here more often! (Pointing to the brain) 2 Sheep: (blushing) Grandpa Bear, we understand! [Music starts. The three of them were in high spirits. ——The end of the play——

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