Happy jokes

A complete collection of Le Fantian jokes

Have you seen any of the Encyclopedia of Le Fantian jokes? Life is as plain as water. When we feel bored and uninteresting, we might as well read some jokes that can make people happy. I have collected and compiled relevant information for everyone. Let’s take a look at what’s so funny. Yes.

Fun joke 1

1. A colleague got under the table and screamed: "It's over, I pressed the wrong button. I pressed the main button of all computer power strips." Switch!", everyone was surprised: "But our computers are still on?!", a colleague's bitter voice came from under the table: "I haven't even raised my hand yet, the whole office was silent for two seconds!!", "Shut down!! Shut down quickly!!!", "Save!!", "Hold on, hold on!!!"

2. This morning, I got up late again and rushed to the unit. Definitely late. I hurriedly sent a text message to the leader: "Didn't you say you were going to the head office to get information? I'll go!" The leader replied: "What happened today? Xiao Liu, Xiao Wang, Xiao Dong... and you all asked to go." , I quickly sent another message: "The information is important and should be escorted by multiple people!"

3. One day, a female colleague in the office brought her child wearing open pants to the office to play.

The little boy was eating corn with one hand and pulling his penis with the other.

Her mother angrily yelled: "Two hands!" The little boy immediately put down the corn and pulled JJ with both hands!

The whole office burst into tears!

4 , once a colleague of mine called the banking business department, he chose dialogue 2 (English):

Business department: Can, l, help, you?

Colleague ：can, you, speak, Chinese?

Business Department: yes.

Colleague: Okay, please help me with the bill...

5. There are two foreign colleagues in the company who are very fat, about 180 pounds.

One day, Fatty A gave Fatty B a cigarette to smoke. Fatty B failed to pick up the cigarette properly and fell to the ground.

So, they argued for a long time about who picked up the cigarettes. Finally, Fatty B really wanted to smoke and said to me with a grimace: "Sister, help me, pick them up for me! I really want to smoke." I can’t squat down~~” Le Fantian Joke 2

1. “Why don’t you all choose Teacher Wang Feng as your mentor?”

2. Come to my team. Your daughter’s name is Zhenzhen. I have two daughters, one is Ai’ai and the other is Lianlian...

3. In order to make the four mentors turn around, He sang "Chinese" in front of hundreds of fans.

4. Little Times 2 spoilers: Gu Li’s birthday is approaching, and his father Gu Neng holds a birthday celebration for his daughter in exchange for gift money; Nan Xiang emerges from the shadow of a broken relationship and develops feelings for the farm driver Wei Hai Tang Wanru found a job in a supermarket and married the general assistant of the hot spring resort; while Lin Xiao returned to his hometown and opened a soy product factory. One day, she met Jian Xi on the street and decided to save their relationship, but she received a cold words from Jian Xi: I'm leaving first, there's something else going on in the orchard.

5. When will Mango Channel remake Shameless? Think about it, the idle single father Zhang Tielin drinks all day long; the eldest daughter Xie Na shoulders the heavy responsibility of taking care of the whole family, and falls in love with the handsome and wealthy Zhang Jie in a bar; the younger brother Zhang Han is a top student and tutors female classmate Zheng Shuang after school; the second brother Zhu Zixiao Working in a convenience store, she has an ambiguous relationship with her boss Liu Dekai. One day, Zhang Jie got into trouble and sent Xie Na a train ticket to Shuangyashan to fly away together...

6. Girl, put away your jealous little heart, you have to believe in God It's fair. He gave others pure and refined twin tails, and he also gave you a sexy and round double chin.

7. I feel that “hard work” is not a skill that can be used by celebrities or ordinary people.

8. There has never been a star who has been a local coach for thirty years like Nicholas Tse. When he first debuted, the endorsement poster had seven characters embroidered in glittering gold: It’s always been this cool! Later, he has been stubbornly walking at the forefront of the shamat trend. His hairstyle and clothing represent the fundamental interests of the vast majority of young people in the urban-rural fringe area. Recently, he endorsed another drink. I looked at the name. Isn't it the nickname of Tony, the teacher who washes hair in the hairdresser downstairs?

9. After Microsoft acquires Nokia, it will launch a new mobile phone brand: Weirgan.