A boyfriend who climbed along the internet.

A boyfriend who climbed along the internet.

Text/is a smile

Lota has always advertised herself as a single aristocrat, a new age and a new woman, and her boyfriend is a species she doesn't need at all. Whenever her parents say to her, "Roberta, you need to find a boyfriend now, or others will talk about you in the future", Roberta will hold out Erkang's hand and say confidently, "I don't need a boyfriend!"

As for the result, of course, I was scolded and beaten.

Lota felt that she could live alone until she was old. She has planned to live in Lijiang in two years ―― after all, her writer goddess is there, and Lijiang in the photo is really beautiful. Then live there forever and never come back. As for my parents ... then I'll take them away. Of course, Lota dared not tell her parents this idea. She has even decided that if a person lives to an old age, when he thinks he is dying, he will dig a hole and bury himself. How simple.

But ... Lota was slapped after work. For no other reason, the place where she goes to work is too far from the rental house, so the bus is not easy to take and she can only walk to and from work. Of course, she can also choose to ride a bike or scooter-if possible. Every day when she comes back from work, she just wants to lie in bed and doesn't want to talk, let alone cook. Besides, a person's meal is not easy to cook, even delicacies will taste tasteless.

One day at noon, a newly married colleague said to Rota before going home, "Honey, why don't you find a boyfriend so that someone can cook for you at noon."

Lota looked up from the computer desk, adjusted her glasses and said two words: "Hehe." Getting married is amazing. I can't believe I went to show off to her. That's not how the central authorities hurt me, boy.

After that, Lota didn't take it to heart. It was not until she understood the nature of the scheming bitch such as friends circle and space that she understood the true meaning of the colleague's sentence-

Seeing the circle of friends and space, classmates and friends are drying the meals cooked by their partners, babies and relatives every day. She just started to get 1 10,000 crits.

Lota suddenly thought, I wish I had a boyfriend! Will cook for me and accompany me to the movies! What a perfect thing it is!

But the problem is that Roberta doesn't have a boyfriend! Her focus has always been on ancient songs, Hanfu and novels. Therefore, for Roberta, the difficulty coefficient of finding a boyfriend is no less than playing the king's pesticide-repeated battles and repeated defeats.

She just wants to find a boyfriend. Why is it so difficult?

When Lota wrote a recruitment essay to a client, he had a brainwave: Why not write an advertisement for a boyfriend!

The advertisement goes like this: My daughter, a lovely girl born in 1990s, wants to find a boyfriend who can cook and drive.

On second thought, Roberta changed the advertisement to:

I am a female, born after 90, looking for a boyfriend who can cook and drive online. Salary is negotiable.

Well, how important it is for Yan Kongluo to look good! Lota checked and expressed satisfaction, and sent the advertisement to the circle of friends and space. It was half an hour before Roberta realized what she had done, so impulsive that it didn't fit her design. The duty watch, please delete it manually! So it's okay! Before going to bed, Roberta thought.

But when she arrived at the company the next day, Lota found that she was still very naive. All the colleagues in the company saw the dynamics of her circle of friends. Even the unsmiling boss says that she has many and varied resources, depending on her thoughts.

Listening to their laughter, Lota really wanted to eat the keyboard in front of her and put it in her ear.

Of course, the saddest thing is that her bad friends also saw the dynamic and called to laugh at her. "Hey, lovely sister paper, didn't you say you don't need a boyfriend? Alas, our little fairy came down to prepare for spring. "

"Move your sister, there is no such thing!" Lota refused to admit that she had done that stupid thing when she was killed.

"Ah," unexpectedly, Lota heard the familiar cold laughter the next second.

After being hung up, Rota's QQ chat box was shaken.

Cute girl, did you forget to take screenshots?

Then, Rota received two screenshots of her advertisement in the circle of friends and space.

……

After knocking on the table, Lota calmly sent a paragraph: Sao Langchao, do you believe me to bite you to death?

Reply to the duty watch, is a string of laughter like a bell.

Lota is sure that this is the most embarrassing thing in her life for more than 20 years, and there is no one. She came home in a daze, made a bowl of instant noodles in a daze, washed casually, and counted sheep in bed.

When I woke up the next morning, Lota felt that her world was wonderful.

A handsome boy sat by her bed and looked at her tenderly.

"Who are you? How can it appear here? " Lotta suddenly stood up.

"Honey, I'm your boyfriend * _ * Get up, wash your face and brush your teeth, have dinner, and I'll take you to work."

Lota looked at each other with a ghost face. "Are you kidding?"

The boy's face is still filled with a warm smile, looking at Lota with spoil, and then looking for clothes for her.

"I said, man, although you are handsome, you can cook and drive, but it has nothing to do with me. You should go! Let people see what it looks like. "

"I am your boyfriend and will only stay with you."

"..." Yan Kongluo was very tired and didn't want to talk at all. Being handsome is really a foul, big brother.

"Eldest brother, you haven't told me why you are here?"

"I'm crawling along the internet," the boy said, taking out his mobile phone from his pocket, unlocking it and opening his circle of friends, pointing to the dynamic that has been deleted by Rota.

"You see, my face is good, I can cook and drive, and I echo your request. Baby, I promise you, you will never find a good candidate like me again. Because ... I can climb the internet. "

"! ! ! ! How can there be such an operation! "

"There is such an operation Ω"