Aixiao Duanzi House "Meeting" script

"Meeting"

Performers: Zhang Rui, Zhang Jiani, Cao Ranran, Ma Debo, Zhang Weiwei

Characters:

Zhang Rui—— Employee on the first day at work

Zhang Jiani - Employee on the first day at work

Cao Ranran - the grumpy boss

Ma Debo - old employee of the company

Zhang Weiwei - a veteran employee of the company

Explanation:

Blue is the missing subtitles when the TV shows subtitles

Scene: Office

——Prologue——

(Zhang Rui and Jia Ni walked in the door together and chatted while Weiwei sat in the office and read documents)

Jia Ni: Hey, it’s my first day at work

Zhang Rui: Ah

Jia Ni: What about you

Rui: Me, the Nth time

Jia Ni: Alas

Rui: I was fired earlier (closed)

Jia Ni: I am particularly afraid of the fierce boss

Rui: No, I am also afraid of the fierce boss

(They walked into the office and saw their colleague - Weiwei)

Jia Ni (greeting): Hi, Hello

Rui: Hi, hello, big brother

Weiwei: Hello, hello (stand up)

Jia Ni: Hello, I She’s new here

Weiwei: New here, right

Zhang Rui: I’m new here too

Weiwei to Jiani: So beautiful

Jia Ni: Hello, hello, just call me Xiao Zhang (reach out)

Weiwei: Xiao Zhang, Xiao Zhang (shake hands)

Zhang Rui also stretched out his hand: My name is also Xiao Zhang, male Xiao Zhang

Weiwei: Hello (ignoring Zhang Rui’s stretched out hand) and greeted eagerly: Sit down

(Three People sit down, Weiwei is in the middle, Jiani sits on the right, and Zhang Rui sits on the left, near the door)

Weiwei: It’s your first day here

Jiani, Zhang Rui: The first day

Zhang Rui (flattery): It’s an honor

Weiwei: It’s too miserable for both of you

Jia Ni: What’s wrong< /p>

Weiwei: Let me tell you, the two of you will catch up with the big boss for a meeting on the first day you come here

Zhang Rui: Oh my god

Weiwei Wei: Let me tell you, our big boss has a very bad temper and is prone to swearing during meetings. (Jia Ni and Zhang Rui were very nervous after hearing this.) After a while, (tugged at Zhang Rui) there are things that should be said and things that should not be said. Yes, don’t say anything (Jia Ni nodded fiercely) Don’t do the wrong thing (admonition)

Zhang Rui (nodding): OK, OK

Weiwei: Let’s take a look at the information

Zhang Rui: Let’s read the information

(The three of them were concentrating on reading the information and still feeling uneasy. Ma came in with a cough and a tea cup in his hand. He looked very calm. Like the boss. Zhang Rui was extremely nervous and patted Weiwei, thinking that the boss was coming)

Weiwei (looking up): Deb, stop wandering around, the boss will be here soon, what are you doing? Here

Ma (frightened): Oh, the boss is here

(Zhang Rui and Jia Ni breathed a sigh of relief)

Ma (urging): Hurry up Point

Jia Ni: Scared me to death

(Ma passed through Weiwei and sat between Weiwei and Jiani)

Ma : Boss, when are you coming?

Weiwei: Always you, hurry up

Zhang Rui: My heart didn’t beat out

Jia Ni (said hello to Ma ): Oh, you scared me to death, my new Xiao Zhang

Ma: Is this the new Xiao Zhang? That buddy is also new, right?

Zhang Rui: I am also a new boy, Xiao Zhang

Ma: Why are you here today

Jia Ni: Oh, it’s so scary (Zhang Rui gasped with fright)

Cao (before entering the scene, yelling angrily): What’s going on? Can you do this kind of work? If you don’t want to do it, get out (clang, open the door and come in). Zhang Rui was so frightened that he snorted)

(Cao Youtou came in with a folder in one hand and a doll in the other, deliberately lifted the chair, and then put it down hard to make a noise

The four of them are getting more and more nervous)

Cao (pointing to the four of them): You guys disappoint me so much! (Throws the folder angrily on the table.

Jia Ni was so frightened that she cried. Cao nodded at the table, made a threatening gesture, and sat down next to Zhang Rui, who sat on the edge)

Zhang Rui (can't stand it anymore) Stand up): Oh my god, it’s so depressing (crying) Oh my god, my god. (Leaves the seat and walks towards the door)

Cao (shouting): Come back, come back

Jia Ni: I feel a little depressed too (stands up crying)

< p>Cao (roaring): Do everything for me

(The horse pulls Jia Ni to sit down)

Cao: Sit down (roaring)

( Jia Ni sat down and Zhang Rui returned to his seat)

——Act 1——

(Ma Fei’s mainstream color bell rang)

Cao: Answer, answer

Ma (answered the phone, in a low voice): Hey, Dad, I’m in a meeting, I’ll get back to you in a moment (Ma straightened his waist instantly, and then looked at the atmosphere , then bent down and whispered) Dad, I’ll call you after the meeting

Cao (pointing to the horse): It’s okay, no need to hang up, one can’t be aggressive at work (knocking on the table) How much better can a person get in life? What to say, let’s talk to everyone, let’s talk

Ma: Well, my wife just gave birth to a boy and a girl

(The scene was silent for a moment)

Cao (Patted his legs, obviously bored): Let's be happy for a while

(Everyone started to celebrate, it really only took a while)

Cao: OK

Ma :Dad, goodbye (hang up the phone)

——Second scene——

Cao: Let me ask, this toy (takes out the doll in hand--- Cao’s photo) Why is it designed like this and why does it mean

Zhang Rui: It’s not me (crying voice)

Cao: I didn’t ask you (shouting)

Zhang Rui: I’m sorry (can’t stop crying)

Cao: Who is from the creative department

Weiwei: Ah

Cao: It’s you, right?

Weiwei: It’s the boss (uneasy)

Cao: Where did your inspiration for designing this toy come from?

Weiwei (pointing to the toy) Boss, you are the original person of this toy

Cao: Me? Then why can't it be sold? (glares)

Weiwei: Boss, what can't be sold is the sales department's fault (he thought he had escaped the disaster)

Cao: Okay

(Weiwei breathed a long sigh of relief)

Cao; who is from the marketing department

Weiwei: Me, me, me

Cao (Station): You wear many hats, right?

Weiwei: Yes, boss

Cao: Then why, you can’t sell them

Weiwei: It’s not designed well

Cao: It’s not designed well, you sell it (throwing the doll at Weiwei, Jia Ni was frightened and cried again)

——Act 3—— —

(Ma’s non-mainstream ringtone rang again)

Cao (angry): Ma Debai, change the ringtone for me

Ma: I’ll change it Change

(The horse changed one, look at Cao, it doesn’t work; then change it again)

Cao (impatient): Change one (Jani pushed the horse to urge it, the horse was anxious I got angry and broke the phone directly. The phone was completely scrapped and stopped ringing)

——Act 4——

Cao: You guys, can you do it? , you can’t do it, get out of here (yell, wave your hand)

(At this time, the boss’s cell phone rang, the call was from his wife, Cao answered the phone)

Wife: Hey, husband, I’m going to make ribs. I just took them out of the refrigerator and they’re all frozen. What should I do?

Cao: I’m in a meeting (hint)

Wife: Oh, please tell me quickly

Cao (a strict wife): Who do you put that meat in, defrost it, and then chop it into pieces with a kitchen knife (gesturing with the hand to chop the knife into pieces) . Everyone laughed)

Cao (hanging up the phone and talking): Where did I go?

Four people (gesturing with kitchen knives): Chop into pieces

< p>Cao: I'll chop you all into pieces (roar)

——Act 5——

(At this time, Cao's cell phone rang. The call was from his daughter. Cao answers the phone)

Daughter: Hey, Dad, I can’t sleep. Can you sing a song to me, Dad?

Cao: Dad. .

Dad is in a meeting, okay (gentle)

Daughter: Dad, I want to listen to "The Three Little Bears" otherwise, I won't be able to sleep. Sing it quickly, sing it quickly

Cao: Just one sentence (after singing "Three Little Bears", they even kissed each other on the phone. The four of them couldn't help laughing)

Cao: What did you say (sorry, pretending to be calm)

(Scholar Jia Ni kissed him, the boss raised his right hand angrily, Zhang Rui was so frightened that he fell to the side)

——Act Six——

(This At that time, Cao’s cell phone rang, and it was his wife. Cao answered the phone)

Cao (complaining): What’s going on, hello

Wife: My husband is making pork ribs I'm here, I'm so happy, I want to sing, you can continue it

Cao: I'm in a meeting, what should I do

Wife (ignoring): Gold, silver, lock silver, that silver Children's lock. Yangque yelled, "Wow, hold Enna brother, hold Enna brother, hold Enna brother"

My sister is going to cross the river, who is going to push me? Husband, answer the call, what are you doing?

Cao (glaring at the four people fiercely, suggesting that they turn their heads) I am the one who pushed you (Sichuan dialect) (Hurry up and hang up the phone, < /p>

Just after hanging up, the phone rang again)

Wife (shouted): What are you doing? Before I finished speaking, you hung up on me. I’ll talk to you. Tell me, we have passed the re-examination of the community dance competition we participated in. They asked you to take a video, so hurry up and do it

Cao: I am in a meeting (explanation)

Wife (unreasonable) : What kind of meeting, shooting a video, "Pink Memories" Cao Ranran, did you hear it

Cao (struggled): I have a meeting, how should I film it

Wife: "Pink" "Cao Ranran's Memories, give an ultimatum to divorce if you don't shoot"

Ma (stand up, bass): Dang Dang Dang~~~

Wei Wei (stand up, male middle) Sound): Dang Dang Dang~~~

Zhang Rui (stand up, male chord): Dang Dang Dang~~~

Jia Ni (stand up, female chord): Dang Dang Dang approximately The mobile phone in Zhang Rui’s hand)

Cao (full of energy): Dismissed the meeting (Part 2)

(The four of them breathed a sigh of relief and sat down)