Looking for an educational joke

(1)

A student asked the teacher: "Teacher, why is the straight line the shortest between two points?"

The teacher explained for a long time, and the students were all confused Don't understand.

Finally, the teacher was helpless and said: "You take a bone and throw it out. Do you think the dog will take a detour to pick it up or run straight over?"

"Of course it will run straight over. La." said the student.

"The dog knows that you don't know yet..." the teacher said.

(2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said: "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said: "I'm sorry, he died last week."

The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Taro. This time the operator got a little bored and said, "I've been telling you he died last week. Why are you still calling?" The man said, "Because I just love hearing about it.

(3)

Four surgeons sat around and talked about the kind of people they liked to operate on.

The first surgeon said: "I like to operate on librarians best. Operation. When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order. "

The second doctor said: "I like to operate on accountants the most. When you open their bodies, everything is in numerical order. "

A third doctor said: "I like operating on electricians the most. When you look at their bodies, everything is coded by color. "

The fourth doctor said: "I like to operate on Japanese people the most. "The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubts. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said because they have no heart, liver, spine, and butt and head can be interchanged.

(4)

A Japanese was eating in a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: "How do you deal with the leftover shrimp shells?" "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "NO!" NO! NO1, the Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China."

After a while, the waiter served it again After a plate of fruit, the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO1, the Japanese shook their heads and said, in Japan, leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruits, and then sold to you in China."

Checkout At that time, the Japanese were chewing gum and asked the waiter with a smile: "How do you deal with the leftover gum?" "Of course, throw it away," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO1," the Japanese shook their heads and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to you in China." "

The waiter asked impatiently: "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China? "Of course it's thrown away." "The Japanese said.

The waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to Japan. "

(5)

A taxi was driving on the road leading to the Chicago Airport, with a Japanese tourist in it. At this time, a taxi passed by , the Japanese shouted: “Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast 1

After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too fast." Another taxi passed by. "Hey!" It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! The taxi driver is 100% American. Seeing so many Japanese cars passing his own American car, coupled with the Japanese's arrogant language, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

As the taxi entered the airport parking lot, another taxi passed by. "It's a Honda! Made in Japan! It's so fast! It's not cured1

The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed at the meter angrily, and said: "1,500 US dollars.

""$1,500 for such a short time?" 1 "The meter! Made in Japan! It's so fast! It's incurable.

(6)

There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese sitting on a plane. , the plane suddenly ran out of fuel in the middle of the flight, and the captain announced that one person must jump out of the plane to reduce the weight.

So the American showed his personal heroism and walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted: America Long live the country! ! Then he jumped off!

The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: The weight was still too heavy, so the Germans jumped off! He stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire!

The plane continued to fly... At this time, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy. , one more person must jump out! The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the aircraft hatch.

The Japanese quickly came over and held the Chinese’s hand tightly: Good brother, I don’t want to. You will be forgotten! The Chinese shouted: Long live the Republic of China! Then kicked the Japanese!

(7)

The Americans, Japanese, and Chinese were flying in a plane over the virgin forest when the plane crashed. Fortunately, no one died. Unfortunately, they were all captured by the primitive tribes. The primitive tribes had to pay 100 bucks each. Willing to let them go, but allow each of them to make a request before being beaten.

American: Put 10 pads on my butt. The first 50 times are fine, but the last 50 times~ The mats were reduced to ashes, and the skin on their buttocks was torn apart. The Americans limped away, holding their buttocks, shouting: Our nation’s innovation ability is unparalleled!

Japanese: Put 50 mats for me. Safe and sound. The Japanese said proudly: Our nation's ability to imitate is unparalleled!

The Chinese said slowly and calmly: Give me a cushion for that naughty little Japan... ..