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"Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

"Can you play the guitar?" "No" "Then how did you resonate with me?"

I feel that you are so strange today. (Seriously) What's so strange? It's beautiful! !

Can you smile at me? Why? I forgot to put sugar in this cup of coffee!

Do you know the happiest number? 8? 6? None of them are right. It's five o'clock. Why? Reach out and have a look (then lock your fingers).

"Beauty, let me ask you, which way is it?" "Which way?" "The way to your heart!"

Hey, can I show you a beautiful woman? What? Look at her in the mirror?

Can you simulate a woodpecker? Yes Please, imagine my face as a tree!

Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is? Heart door? No, it's us

"I have someone I like!" "Who is it?" "Do you want to see his picture?" "Good" turn on the camera and shoot by yourself. "Look ~"

Your eyes are really beautiful. There are sun, moon, winter, summer, sunny day, rain, mountains, flowers, birds and animals in it, but my eyes are better because there are you in it.

I think you look like a relative of my family. who is it? My mother's son/daughter-in-law.