Five-person campus hilarious sketch script

Five people on campus funny sketch script "Talent is Rare"

People: monitor Hu Yitong, literary and art committee member Shi, sports committee member Zheng Ganbiao, health committee member, squid and menorrhagia.

Props; A desk, two benches, a folder, a pen and two curtains.

Class; When I came out, I said as I walked, the class spirit of this class is really bad, the grades have been declining, and the class teacher is angry. We have been scolded all day, and now we are looking for teeth. We have to ask my monitor to recruit cadres.

Body; Take a brisk walk. One, two, three, four, report.

Class; Please sit down. Are you here to apply for a cadre?

Body; be

Class; You just sounded like you just got back from the barracks.

Body; Wrong, because my father is a soldier, so is my father's father, and my father's father is still a soldier, my father's. . . . .

Class; I see. Your family is a military family. Don't talk about your major.

Body; I can play basketball at the age of two, table tennis at the age of four, football at the age of five and catching gangsters with my bare hands at the age of six.

Class; Japanese; That's great. How did you do that?

Body; play games

Class; Sweating for so long, I haven't asked your name.

Body; Listen carefully. Say it, or I'll scare you to death. My name is Zheng Ganbiao.

Class; Get off the bench, as the name suggests. This is really A Zheng's watch. So what position are you running for?

Body; With my specialty, I must be a runner of the Sports Commission. You see I'm so talented, you can accept me.

Class; What's in it for me to accept you

Body; Treat you to a good meal.

Class; Curiously asked what to eat.

Body; Erbazi drum copper

Class; What's that dish?

Body; Action ear bazi pot copper

Class; Want to rebel? Somebody, drag it out and behead it.

Body; Please give me a chance to sing it. . . . .

Class; Hey, it's like prawns crossing the street with eggs-nonsense. The next person, whether there is anyone or not, goes to bed.

Text; The mountain road here is eighteen bends. Alas, it turns out that cadres are being recruited here. With my singing skills, the literary and art committee member belongs to me, with a sly smile.

Class; Continue to sleep

Text; Hello, monitor. Wake up, shake the monitor a few times, why don't you wake up, huh? Lost money.

Class; ; Where? where? Hey, who are you? Why are you here?

Text; Alas, I am ashamed to spend my time on the closed moon. Talented people know astronomy and geography like the back of their hands.

Class; Stop, rooster on the stage-show your beauty, lady. What's your real name?

Text; Blink at the monitor.

Extended data:

The writing of sketch scripts comes from life, and the most important thing is that they can be performed on the stage. A single script is not the completion of art, but only half. It is not until the stage performance (that is, the "performance text") that the final art is presented. And a good sketch script can have the dual value of being suitable for reading and creating excellent stage performances.

Sketch script is different from film and television script, which requires a complete story content in a short time, mainly composed of dialogue between characters (lines or lyrics) and stage prompts. Stage tips generally point out the tone of the characters' speech, the actions when they speak, or the characters go up and down, pointing out the changes of scenes or other effects.

In addition, the sketch script is a complete performance script, and there is a simple stage performance script with only a short plot outline. The actual dialogue and performance depend on the improvisation of actors on the field, and this script is called "screen table". The writing of the sketch script is mainly four words: "from beginning to end", from beginning to end, from beginning to end, from beginning to end.