Funny jokes about work in the workplace

Boss, are there any other employees in our company besides me?

On the first day of work, my boss said to me: "In this company, apart from me, there are no other employees. In addition, everyone is your enemy, and the workplace is like a battlefield. Either you die or I live. Our corporate culture is the culture of a wolf.”

At that time, I felt sorry for this kind of enterprise full of cruel competition. I was deeply shocked by the culture: "Boss, are there any other employees in our company besides me?"

A real estate company recruited very ugly married women. Someone asked: "Are you recruiting these married women to sell houses?" The boss said: "These people are all talents selected by me!" He continued to ask: "Talents? No way!" The boss said: 'They If you can marry yourself off, are you still worried that she has something that you can't sell? ”

Some things, if you think about it from another angle, are really different!

Two cannibals applied for a job in a company, and the company’s human resources director knew that these two people They had to eat people every day, so they were warned: "If you dare to eat anyone in the company, you will be fired immediately!" The two cannibals agreed solemnly, saying that they would never eat people in the company.

Two months passed, and the company was safe. Suddenly one day, the company discovered that the cleaner responsible for cleaning the company was missing. So the HR director was very angry, called in two cannibals, and fired him on the spot. As they walked out of the company gate, one cannibal immediately complained to the other: "I've been warning you not to eat people who are working, but you just don't listen! We've been eating a manager every day for two months, and no one has noticed." You see, if you eat the cleaners now, they will find out immediately! You are such a pig!!!"