Looking for jokes about job applications.

1. One day, a high-end company was recruiting people, and a top student came to apply. The boss asked him what kind of working environment he wanted.

The man said: I want a monthly salary of 100,000, and the company will use public funds to let me go abroad for one month a year, and the company will also use public funds to let me rent a house.

The boss said: I will give you a salary of 200,000 yuan a month, let you go abroad for two months a year at public expense, and the company will also give you a house.

The man said in surprise: I am X, right? It's so good, you must be kidding me.

The boss said: I am X, it was you who joked with me first.

2. It’s hard to find a job, but a girl was admitted after just saying three words! When a company was recruiting, hundreds of college students rushed to describe themselves: "I am Peking University," "I am Jiaotong University," "I am Zhejiang University," and "I am TV University." . . . .

Suddenly

A girl loudly said: "I am a big wave"!

The chairman slammed the table and said: It's you!

Afterwards, the chairman asked the girl to go to his private office

Close the door and window

Draw the curtains

He said: You have a big problem , take it out and take a look

The girl took out her diploma - Ningbo University

3. Shan Caiyi said that they went to the campus job fair together in their dormitory. HR was very strict, and basically everyone looked sad when they came out...

When she arrived, HR despised her as usual, and then drove her away... However, she stood up calmly, stretched out her hand, and said, Return your resume to me, and it cost you 20 cents.”…HR looked at her in astonishment…

As a result, she was hired, and she really deserves to be from a financial management background…

4. At the school job fair, Michelin (which makes tires) asked a written question: Why don’t birds get electrocuted when standing on high-voltage wires?

A classmate in my dormitory replied: Because it is wearing Michelin rubber shoes! As a result, he was the only undergraduate student accepted in the school...