Classic funny dialogue

One day a teacher found a student passing a note in class and asked him to hand it over. Teacher: Bring the note. Student: Teacher, I advise you not to read it. Teacher: Stop talking nonsense! I just want to see it. Bring me the note. The student took the note to the teacher, and the teacher opened it and it said I told you not to read it, idiot! On a dark night, a man was driving at night and passed by a cemetery. The breeze blew by, and the surrounding sounds were rustling, which made people's hair stand on end and their scalp tingled. At this moment, he suddenly noticed a red fire in the distance that appeared and faded. The first thing he thought of was "will-o'-the-wisp". So he gingerly picked up a stone and threw it toward the light. I saw the light of fire fluttering and flying to the back of another grave. He became even more frightened, so he picked up another stone and threw it towards the fire, only to see the light fly towards another grave. At this point, he was close to collapse. So, he picked up another stone and threw it towards the light. At this time, I heard a voice coming from behind the grave: "Damn, who is it? It's not fun to poop. A bag of cigarettes cut me three times." A young man saw a recruitment advertisement! The zoo is looking for a caring person to take care of the elephants! Welcome to interview! ! So he came to the zoo! The manager of the zoo said: You go and try it first! But there is a condition! You have to make the elephant nod first and then shake its head! Finally jump into the pool! This young man went! He first said to the elephant: Do you have a big temper? The elephant nodded! Then the young man said: Do you know me? The elephant shook his head! Finally, he pierced the elephant's butt with a needle, and the elephant jumped into the pool with a "ouch!" The manager was very unhappy when he saw it! He said I was looking for a caring person! Not like you! The young man begged the manager to give him another chance, and the manager agreed! The manager agreed! But his condition is that the elephant nods for the first time! Then let the elephant shake its head! Finally, jump into the pool! The young man came to the elephant and said to the elephant: Do you still know me? The elephant nodded in fear! Then he said: Are you still angry? The elephant shook his head! Then the young man said: You should know what to do! So the elephant jumped into the pool with a "plop"!