A humorous little joke

1, "If my face value was in ancient times, I could support the whole brothel!" "You mean you look like a pillar?"

2. Q: How to express anger gracefully? God replied: Push your glasses with your middle finger.

3. Have you considered each other's feelings every time you swear?

Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

6. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and the remaining one or two are even more unsatisfactory.

7, social status: life and death all over the world, no one eats in the same city.

8, daily eating state: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

9. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

10 For me, any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem. How to have money is my biggest problem.

1 1, "How to scold others' ancestors for eighteen generations in one sentence?

There is something wrong with the gene!

12, what makes you find that this person can't be intimate? Send a picture of a circle of friends, only P yourself!

13. Ask for advice: My girlfriend asks me to tie her scarf every day when she goes out. I'm not very good at it. What kind of chat-up method can make her talk less nonsense?

14, you never know without a fitness card. It turns out that laziness can overcome the love of money.

15, blind date, the woman asked me if I had ever been in love before? I went there. I must have talked about it. Narcissism is dominant, supplemented by unrequited love.

16, the child only asked why you ignored me, did you dislike me? Adults are tacitly alienated from each other.

17, the most gratifying thing: parents are alive, two or three confidants, lovers who can't be stolen. Everything else is an illusion, don't care too much.

18, life is like fighting landlords. Some people, originally just a group, suddenly become enemies.

19. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

20. I saw an old woman lying on the ground today. I don't know if I should help her. I just want to go up and help her The old lady said, "Get out of here, poor child, and leave my mother alone."