Funny copywriting with deep routines

1. Taking a math exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, I worked hard to get the sentence of 1.

2. Women are trouble, and men like asking for trouble.

3. A person's mind will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

4. When you enter the examination room, you will lose your memory, and when you leave the examination room, you will be paranoid!

At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat.

6. You tried your best, you might as well be as casual as others. So, give up and stop embarrassing yourself.

7. I could have lived a happy life, but I was hurt by lack of money.

It is said that people will eat about nine tons of food in their lifetime, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!

9. Xueba will never understand that scum study not to get high marks, but to get better grades.

10. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

1 1. What is a page? I don't know exactly, I only know: if you don't work hard in the Year of the Pig, nothing can compare with it!

12. Q: Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

13. Don't be depressed. Be proud and slim!

14. I didn't have much money when I was studying, but I got a discount on clothes. It's different after work, and I can't afford discounted clothes.

15. Flattery, if done well, is called confidence. Shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality.

16. Do you know why you are single? Because you are ugly, you also dislike others' ugliness!

17. People will choose foods they don't love when they are hungry, and people they don't love when they are lonely, because twisting melons is not sweet but quenches their thirst.

18. Is anyone single? I want to introduce myself to you. Singles' Day is coming. I sell dog cages.

19. I hope you can walk by yourself in the future. I'll take the bus.

20. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

2 1. God lacked a mobile phone, so Jobs went; God lacked bodyguards, so Bruce Lee went; God lacked singers, so Leslie Cheung went; God, are you short of a class teacher?

22. Perfect boyfriend, no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

Dear female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife has a caller ID.

24. Since my parents can play WeChat. I am not sentimental, sad, loving, and take photos without revealing my clothes. The whole person is full of positive energy.