Collect funny

Lines from "Urban Man and Woman":

He is an idiot.

Incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital mongolism,

Mount Everest The abandoned baby of the snowman, the murderer of the clogged septic tank,

The descendant of Africans who had black blood, the chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang,

The hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, New Volcanic caldera,

A super shameless loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos,

A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality,

The smelly garbage man, the origin of the term "spit",

The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

God failed An old washing machine that fell down, a brainless creature that can think,

The scourge that ruins the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of their ancestors who have been humiliated by it,

The humus accumulated for thousands of years, scientists also Primitive species that I dare not study,

Sedimentary materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald,

Hateful guys like you:

You can only act like a shit in a TV series,

Can’t compare to the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside,

Even Ruhua is more than 10 times more handsome than you,

< p> To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

The keyboard you touched has a connection Even the amoeba protozoa cannot survive.

The saliva it spits out is more deadly than SARS.

Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

If you want to be cool and cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers, and even retarded people can teach you how to speak human language.

As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.

I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets Missiles can't help but fly towards you,

Grenades will explode when they see you,

Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you can have the same power just by parachuting.

All the famous places you have been to will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have been to will become history.

I have not done anything good in my 18 lifetimes to get to know you. It would be too much to throw you into the sun. Not environmentally friendly enough

Anyway, one sentence: Don’t let me see you again, if I see you,

I will definitely kill you!